Discuss this abomination

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Discuss this absolute abomination to the once sacred pizza. Seriously? You took a perfectly good pizza, and ruin it by putting a hot dog ring around it. I shouldn't have to tell you why I find this awful. The classic response to eating hot dogs should to stab it with a wooden stake, but unfortunately, they are only undead metaphorically, in so far as how damn processed they are. I do like how the advert pretends that it's "succulent". That's like saying a deep fried Mars bar is considered "healthy".

Hot dogs are just rubbery, tasteless and disgusting. Pizza meanwhile (depending on topping) can be marvellous.

Just... why...?

Discuss both:

- This frankenpizza created by both Pizza Hut and Dominoes

- Any other foods that were ruined for you

I don't know, I'd eat that up.

Have you never had a pig-in-a-blanket?

Pigs in Blankets are the food of God. Literally. I love them.

But hot dogs wrapped up in Pizza crust? Bleh!

pizza crust = bread... essentially. Essentially sausage sandwiches, hotdogs, sausage rolls (if we stretch to pastry) all being wrong.... I think you sir are the wrong one.

Also Pigs in Blankets over here Sam is a sausage wrapped in bacon.

WHERE CAN I BUY THIS HOT DOG PIZZA?

THIS LOOKS AMAZING

...Well, I thought my soul had died a while ago. Apparently, however, it hadn't, cause I just felt it die now.

Im still waiting for the Code Geass Pizza

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Ew. This is even worse than that absolute trout they try to pass off as 'cheese stuffed crust' ​IT DOESN'T EVEN TASTE LIKE CHEESE YOU smurfING HACKS!!

I like Stuffed Crust.

I see this at the supermarket and cringe inside:

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Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will

Ew. This is even worse than that absolute trout they try to pass off as 'cheese stuffed crust' ​IT DOESN'T EVEN TASTE LIKE CHEESE YOU smurfING HACKS!!

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it's actual swear to god cheese strings!

Ehhhhhhh I disagree, I reckon it looks yum-yum. :love:

HOW CAN ANYONE THINK THIS IS WRONG, THIS IS AMAZING

I'm not used to a thread without Sarah being filled with THIS MUCH WRONG.

For those who appear to be deranged: This pizza looks absolutely amazing, and stuffed crust pizza is absolutely amazing. Thank you for your time.

Stuffed crust pizza is the only reason to smurfing ORDER Pizza Hut.

I like stuffed crust pizza with cheese, but... hot dogs? Gah!

Let's have a UK meet up just to eat one of these. And by one I mean eight. Each.

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Originally Posted by Calliope

I see this at the supermarket and cringe inside:

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Hey! Macaroni and cheese pizza works. :quina:

I probably wouldn't eat that cause I'm not a big hot-dog fan, but I just want to say that the guys whose job it is to invent new things to do with pizza are some of the most creative bastards ever.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Let's have a UK meet up just to eat one of these. And by one I mean eight. Each.

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Next time you're down london hit me up and bring expenses card!

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Originally Posted by Formalhaut

I like stuffed crust pizza with cheese, but... hot dogs? Gah!

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What did the poor hot dogs ever do to you ? :cry:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Let's have a UK meet up just to eat one of these. And by one I mean eight. Each.

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WHAT

NOW YOU DECIDE TO DO THIS???

Hot dogs belong in a bun, not in pizza. It looks horrendous.

Stuffed crust with cheese, though, good christ. I don't get how people can hate that!

I don't think the problem here is the hot dog and pizza combination, necessarily, though it's kinda excessive. Hot dogs can be good! The problem is that it's from pizza hut, which is just gross, bottom rung generic pizza. Every marketing idea they have is to basically pile more carbs and god knows what else into their pizza.

Show me a real restaurant doing this with hot dog or sausage and it might not be totally disgusting!

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Originally Posted by Azar

The problem is that it's from pizza hut, which is just gross, bottom rung generic pizza.

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You need to go to the Pizza Hut in Leicester because it is goddamn amazing

>Thread is about Pizza Hut doing something wacky and original with pizza
>Generic pizza

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

>Thread is about Pizza Hut doing something wacky and original with pizza
>Generic pizza

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I guess I can't call this pizza generic! But in terms of the cooking style, quality and range of ingredients, and so on, pizza hut is about the most generic combination of cheese, sauce and bread out there. It is the Middle America of pizza.

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Originally Posted by Azar

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

>Thread is about Pizza Hut doing something wacky and original with pizza
>Generic pizza

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I guess I can't call this pizza generic! But in terms of the cooking style, quality and range of ingredients, and so on, pizza hut is about the most generic combination of cheese, sauce and bread out there. It is the Middle America of pizza.

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I don't know American Pizza Hut but since I once upon a time worked as a waiter in a Pizza Hut restaurant I can tell you that they had a lot more ingredients for toppings than the basics you speak of. They also had 4 types of base before you go in to Calzone's, Stuffed Crusts and Cheesey Bites. That is far from basic. In fact Dominoes tends to copy Pizza Hut in all regards in the UK. Another irony is that the only place I've gone to with more varied toppings is Pizza Express which to be fair for the past 10 - 15 years has marketed itself more as a restaurant than a takeaway/fast food chain.

I want this hot dog pizza.

I want it now.

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Originally Posted by Iceglow

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Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will

Ew. This is even worse than that absolute trout they try to pass off as 'cheese stuffed crust' ​IT DOESN'T EVEN TASTE LIKE CHEESE YOU smurfING HACKS!!

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it's actual swear to god cheese strings!

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

Stuffed crust pizza is the only reason to smurfing ORDER Pizza Hut.

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No. It's terrible here, perhaps you have better pizza huts but it's smurfing awful where I am. Tastes like what I would imagine Newcastle to smell like, according to what I've been told by Paul, blame him for that analogy Geordies.

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Originally Posted by Pike

WHERE CAN I BUY THIS HOT DOG PIZZA?

THIS LOOKS AMAZING

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I'm glad I'm not alone in this!

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Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will

Tastes like what I would imagine Newcastle to smell like, according to what I've been told by Paul, blame him for that analogy Geordies.

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Dear God.

Also Cheesy Bites pizzas from Pizza Hut in the UK are the bombshizzle.

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No. It's terrible here, perhaps you have better pizza huts but it's smurfing awful where I am. Tastes like what I would imagine Newcastle to smell like, according to what I've been told by Paul, blame him for that analogy Geordies.

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:colbert:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

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Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will

Tastes like what I would imagine Newcastle to smell like, according to what I've been told by Paul, blame him for that analogy Geordies.

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Dear God.

Also Cheesy Bites pizzas from Pizza Hut in the UK are the bombshizzle.

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Hux and I were going to get this when we were in Leicester but we got the regular stuffed crust instead and this prawn thing as a starter and omg it was so amazing pizza hut is the best thing holy god

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Originally Posted by Locky

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No. It's terrible here, perhaps you have better pizza huts but it's smurfing awful where I am. Tastes like what I would imagine Newcastle to smell like, according to what I've been told by Paul, blame him for that analogy Geordies.

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I know exactly what you smell like :aimkiss:

You wish, Steve.

Places like Pizza Hut and KFC are really classy, high-end restaurants in China. Seriously, you have to be loaded to go there. It's weird.

Anyway, surround that bad boy with cheese and you have the pizza base of the gods, my friends.

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Originally Posted by Locky

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No. It's terrible here, perhaps you have better pizza huts but it's smurfing awful where I am. Tastes like what I would imagine Newcastle to smell like, according to what I've been told by Paul, blame him for that analogy Geordies.

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I know exactly what you smell like :aimkiss:

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Steve has intimate knowledge of what Geordies smell like. This really explains a lot.

So our suspicions were true?

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Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland

Places like Pizza Hut and KFC are really classy, high-end restaurants in China. Seriously, you have to be loaded to go there. It's weird.

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For realsies?

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Originally Posted by Locky

You wish, Steve.

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A whole day to come back with this? Tara you're slipping girl.

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Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland

Places like Pizza Hut and KFC are really classy, high-end restaurants in China. Seriously, you have to be loaded to go there. It's weird.

Anyway, surround that bad boy with cheese and you have the pizza base of the gods, my friends.

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I could imagine there's a dozen cheap knock off chains that are there too though.

Also you kinda read my mind, I was thinking hotdog+cheese stuffed crust = smurfmymouthomfg yum yum yum.

I would eat one of those by myself.

I think I want to give it a try..I don't mind it being a hot dog stuffed crust because I'd imagine the cheese would mix in with it and it'd taste pretty good. I don't, however, want the entire crust to be made out of hot dog meat! Now that would be atrocious and going beyond the borderline.

Not for me, I'm afraid.

I'm Jewish, so I don't like my sausage wrapped.