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This thread is dedicated to happy things that make us laugh! Tell me the last reason you had a (big hearty) laugh!
John's watching the news. He talks at/to the tv, and adds his own commentary. All of a sudden he just came out of his bedroom, and said in the most disgusted and angry voice:
"Oh, those darn British!"
I have no idea what he was watching to get him so incensed, but I cracked up.
I laughed just a moment ago when I read your post about eating a raw tomato. Hilarious comedy.
...er...do you COOK you tomatoes? Dafuq.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
I grill them, baby, and slather them with shrimp paste.
Well, watching this gif was the last time I had a good laugh. I mean, I seriously laughed out loud...
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2...26eao1_400.gif
I recently got reminded of this and I couldn't stop laughing today.
PLAYING FFX AGAIN I AM LAUGHING EVERY TIME TIDUS SAYS SOMETHING DUMB AND USES SIN AS AN EXCUSE
lasdgkhdklsskghds I'd forgotten how funny that is
You didn't ask for this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
You're a sick man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
My best friend is over tonight, always guaranteed a laugh when I hang out with him.
Yes she did.
Last night we went to this club that had a photographer. Whenever the camera was pointed at me I would make a ridiculous face. Like this.http://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/...asian-kid.jpeg My friends were cracking up and the people sitting near us started to do it too so eventually the photographer left.
Previous to that, this
Are you romantically involved? Then I can understand why you guys are having so much fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle BoyMy best friend is over tonight, always guaranteed a laugh when I hang out with him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
Unless you're laughably bad at sex how would that make sense?Quote:
Originally Posted by ChrisAre you romantically involved? Then I can understand why you guys are having so much fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle BoyMy best friend is over tonight, always guaranteed a laugh when I hang out with him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
Watching people laughing will make me crack up. Blooper reels are great for this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRifPiuew1k 1m44 is especially good.
Also any time Craig Ferguson loses it
Geoff makes Craig Ferguson Cry! - YouTube
I always get a good laugh when I'm around my dad, dude always has something hilarious to say. :D
I'm in an Xbox Live Party, and the four of us are playing Catan online. My friend is a victory point away from winning the game, and that's when the other three of us decided to screw him over. We would steal from him at every opportunity we got to prevent him from winning, and he kept getting more and more angry. When I took away his Longest Road title from him and knocked him down to 7 VP, he got pissed and started calling the three of us a bunch of scumbags. I actually had to mute my headset because I was laughing too hard. Eventually, my cousin wound up winning the game; the other guy ragequit and said he was off to go use Netflix to calm down.
At work yesterday me and one of my department staff where up in the stock room singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" which then became "Circle of Life"
Well, as we got into the lift, there was nobody else in these so I started doing all the african voices. Then I sang the English and tried to do a twirl around the bar in the lift and I just. No. I fell against the wall and snapped a nail. It was so funny though.
We've had a friend stay overnight, and that always leads to lots of laughs. I think the last big one involved discovering that Danielle has somehow managed to get her chilli sauce on the carpet from the far side of the room. That lady is a mystery sometimes...
Gets me everytime.
My friend showed me Happy Wheels 3 days ago. I could hardly catch my breath since I was laughing that hard at it. So violent, so ridiculous, so unrealistic, yet so comedic. :D
Screwing over your friends in boardgames is the best kind of laughter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elite Lord Sigma
Basically everything my 2-yr-old son does makes me laugh.
When silly adults who don't know how to talk to little kids meet my son they ask him, are you a good boy?
His reply, deadpan: No, I'm Silas.
Aren't you a big two year old!
No, I'm Silas.
My friend's goat was licking a chain-link fence during a thunderstorm and ended up being struck by lightning.
I let my young sister in law (19) throw a party at my house last month. Her and her best friend were getting ready, I left to get "refreshments". When I got back they had opened these solar powered "faux stone" flood lights I bought at Lowes. Her friend was sitting in the dining room, her hand pressed over the solar panel/photocell, and slumped over it for "additional coverage". My sister in law was walking around with one, also covering the sp/pc. I asked "what are you doing"? They both answered (with an air of arrogance and a smirk that suggested they had stumbled upon brilliance) "we're charging them".
I asked if they were serious and they removed their hands from the photocell, the lights turned off (they were under the lights of the kitchen/dining room), and they said "see, they don't have enough charge to stay on". After laughing, I pulled one from them (again the light turned off), walked to a dark part of the dining room (recessed lights, not all of the switches were on), and the light came on.
To their credit, they instantly realized how stupid they looked in that moment.
I was on a call at work when this caller from the East End of London came through, they were talking to me and suddenly piped out with "Am I being recorded?" Obviously all calls are recorded for training and monitoring purposes so I'm like "Yes, all calls are." The customer then comes out with "Well let me just say you have a lovely voice for your job." the call at this point has taken on a weird atmosphere which proceeds to get weirder when they begin asking me about pornographic films, I'm not huge on porn it doesn't really float my boat so I was like "well I don't know much about what is on offer but you can access the pages once you've set the options to view adult titles in your account." a little later on the caller asks if they can ask me a personal question at this point I'm like :\ to sum up my thoughts so tentatively I respond that I might refuse to answer the question depending on what is asked of me, the caller proceeds to ask my age, to which I give late 20s but never confirm my actual age. The caller then proceeds to ask me about pay, I'm not really at liberty to discuss that matter so I simply explain that to the caller and answer their follow up question on our opening ours. Lastly the caller asks; "Since you have such a lovely voice, if I was to ask you more questions would you remain on the line with me until midnight?" I'm at this point literally muting my phone every 2 seconds to laugh there's tears on my cheeks by now. I explained much to the callers disappointment that if it was questions like that I would have to terminate the call as I would need to be available to provide technical support to customers with a genuine query. They end the call with "Good night Mr handsome voice" and I get to release the call.
The best part of this call, the caller was a 19 year old guy. I was in tears of laughter, it led to us all joking for the rest of the night (some hour and a half) about me getting work on a chat up line.
Today my dad, sister, and I went in to Victoria's Secrets. My dad pretended to be gay. He grabbed one of the bags and tried it on and said, "HOW YER DOIN" to one of the ladies that asked him if he needed any help. The look on her face was priceless. Then he did an air kick and pranced around. A lady there with her baby was cracking up and went over to tell her husband immediately how there was some big beef black man prancing around the store.
My dad is basically this guy:
http://fabodylous.com/wp-content/upl...leman-2012.jpg
I always crack up at how he manages to be so dainty.
Why does your friend have a goat? What third world country do you live in?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lawr
Oh hey um that "third world country" is called the Midwestern USA! :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by the_best_boobWhy does your friend have a goat? What third world country do you live in?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lawr
And we're not third world! :doublecolbert:
I recently discovered Foul Bachelorette Frog.
Your dad is Phil Heath?Quote:
Originally Posted by the_best_boob
That's Ronnie Coleman. Granted, Coleman and Heath both look exactly the same.
So all black people look alike?
:twak:
http://www.ohmagif.com/wp-content/up...-in-a-bowl.gif
Yep, this is all that I need.
Myself and Paul made a giant penis on Minecraft in honour of Dan complete with Glowstone neon sign declaring it such. We then posted two screen shots of this to my facebook, tagged Dan and shared the album on his timeline to ensure he got them.
I'd post the pictures here but I somehow think I might get banned if I do.
I have no clue why, but me and 2 of my friends were skipping across the neighborhood singing Stacey's mom at the top of our lungs. The looks on people's faces were just priceless
The Star Trek: TNG blooper reel is a guaranteed guffaw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hwc6tb-qUc
EDIT: WTF happened with the formatting? D:
[ youtube ]3hwc6tb-qUc[ /youtube ]Quote:
Originally Posted by Doofhull
And yes, Guffawerrific.
Today I saw a lady wearing a gas mask and walking with a cane. She was holding the gas mask to her face.
It was more weird than funny really.
no, it's funny xD
Are you my mummy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
this made me laugh so hard
http://25.media.tumblr.com/1c7927c5e...d20po1_500.png
Today at work I picked up a spiked ring which had fallen on the floor, and in a really chavvy voice said to one of my staff.
"Oi, I'm ganna punch yee in the face and ya'll nar it was me cos ya'll have a spike in there hahahahahaha" It was so funny and we laughed for ages. :bigsmile: