Fundawear - NSFW

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So I was browsing a comedy website earlier today and came across something so funny, so inane, so different that I just had to share it with you guys.

Foreplay in the bedroom is just a given, and I'm not going to get into details as that would gross out our poor children of the forum (I'm very much aware that I am probably among the youngest here, but I digress) but this latest 'innovation' from Durex is just bizarre.

Known as fundawear, what it basically does is you wear the aforementioned fundawear, which is just underwear (who knew?) and is controlled by a smartphone app, and when a button is touched, it vibrates, which obviously can give pleasure.

Durex even gave a demonstrational video (this video has been removed due to forum controversy) as well, in case you're still racking your brains over it. Nothing's shown obviously, but your co-workers might be wondering why there are sounds of a man and woman giggling and writhing around coming from your work computer.

In case you have allergies to moving pictures, here's a screen cap from the comedy website article:

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That guy there can stimulate her underwear by just swiping across it, as shown in the screencap. It's really quite... cyber.

While I guess cyber-sex type stuff has been around since the mobile phone, I question it's term "foreplay". Not getting into details, foreplay for me would be like, you know, actually touching your partner. Why do you need a cockblocking middleman app? I guess it's handy for long-distance couples, so I can't be tooo cynical over it.


But enough about my ramblings on it. When I first looked at the article I laughed hard because I thought it was a joke at first. But no, it's real. Holy heck, what has sex evolved into? Will this be gracing the bedrooms of EoFFers anytime soon? ;)

Is this even... appropriate for this forum? :greenie:

For a moment, before I opened this thread, I thought this was about clothes that pay you just for wearing them.

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Is this even... appropriate for this forum? :greenie:

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It's not that inappropriate, is it? We're all adults. I find it hilarious personally.

i thought it was a portmanteau of "fundamental" and "underwear"

this is much better

It's certainly interesting.

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All the foreplay I ever need.

This seems... highly inappropriate.

This calls for a "Highly Inappropriate Forum"

I would visit that forum.

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Hey that's actually not a bad idea actually. Everything's so damn family-friendly in general chat. One hint of foreplay and "OH NOES". I've heard EoFFers use far more controversial terminology :p

Everyone knows the west-coast meetups are basically orgies.

NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN NCG, JIRO AND I

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We have that forum already. It's called #tot.

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NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN NCG, JIRO AND I

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That's what they all say.

It's true. The business happened between Jiro and NCG, and there are photos. I was involved in no way, other than the fact that I took the photos.

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It's true. The business happened between Jiro and NCG, and there are photos. I was involved in no way, other than the fact that I took the photos.

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Guilty by association.

where are these photos located

you know, for science

So where do I pay? Do you accept credit cards?

I also have paypal, or favors.

If I was on the staff, I would have deemed this thread inappropriate from the start, why? Mainly because these forums are meant to be, as you said yourself Formy, "family friendly". This thread is borderline NSFW, mainly because of the topic, and the video/image you provided is right there borderline NSFW, and not appropriate.

Also read the FAQ, I'm pretty sure this would have gotten you banned in the past.

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11. Images. While "art" may be subjective, any image containing nudity which the poster considers art must be kept within the confines of the art forum, and marked as NSFW. While the art in question may contain nudity, it may not be sexual, or you will be banned. If you are unsure as to whether or not your image will get you banned, PM it to a staff member to have it cleared for posting. If you fail to do so and a staff member deems the image obscene, you will very likely be banned. If you post nudity (anything covered by a bathing suit) outside of a marked art forum thread, you will very likelyalso be banned. An image that implies sexual acts, regardless of whether or not it actually shows them, will also get you banned. Otherwise violent or disturbing images will be dealt with at the discretion of the staff, so use caution.

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Oh man...

Every mothersmurfer who's ever posted a picture of NCG gon' get banned!

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Oh man...

Every mothersmurfer who's ever posted a picture of NCG gon' get banned!

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Well, if I do get banned Chionos, tell Shion to find a replacement for the cook-off contest and that I'm sorry.

Judging by what Proto quoted most of us who posted gifs in the Game of Thrones thread should've been banned too!

Welp, it was nice knowing you all. :(

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Judging by what Proto quoted most of us who posted gifs in the Game of Thrones thread should've been banned too!

Welp, it was nice knowing you all. :(

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yup. it's been a good 12+ years. :(

Well, I think I've won the ciddie for most controversial topic. :sweat:

WAY TO GO, JORDAN

Also, this seems like it'd be really ineffective.

buy a pair, link them to Paul's phone and lets find out.

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WAY TO GO, JORDAN

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I'm trying to figure out whether this is a positive comment or a scornful telling off.

I'll go with the latter for now.

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If I was on the staff, I would have deemed this thread inappropriate from the start, why? Mainly because these forums are meant to be, as you said yourself Formy, "family friendly". This thread is borderline NSFW, mainly because of the topic, and the video/image you provided is right there borderline NSFW, and not appropriate.

Also read the FAQ, I'm pretty sure this would have gotten you banned in the past.

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11. Images. While "art" may be subjective, any image containing nudity which the poster considers art must be kept within the confines of the art forum, and marked as NSFW. While the art in question may contain nudity, it may not be sexual, or you will be banned. If you are unsure as to whether or not your image will get you banned, PM it to a staff member to have it cleared for posting. If you fail to do so and a staff member deems the image obscene, you will very likely be banned. If you post nudity (anything covered by a bathing suit) outside of a marked art forum thread, you will very likelyalso be banned. An image that implies sexual acts, regardless of whether or not it actually shows them, will also get you banned. Otherwise violent or disturbing images will be dealt with at the discretion of the staff, so use caution.

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None of the images shown implicate any sexual acts - there is a man, a woman, and a phone. I snipped the vid, though, so if any of you nerds are really keen on looking this product up outside the realm of Eyes on Final Fantasy, go ahead and do it.

Any further concern for sexually explicit images can be presented to the attention of staff by utilizing our comment box or the report button.

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Yes it did. And with Justy too.

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Yes it did. And with Justy too.

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Oh yeah, Justy! You little slutbucket.

I saw this making the rounds on facebook, it seems like it would be more awkward than anything. In real life you don't have that catchy music and fast paced editing like on the video, you're just a pervert touching your phone really quickly.

Sounds like we need an EoFF Fundawear Board where everyone buys a pair and you can take turns to connecting to your favourite member.:mwahaha:

This place is this || close to being a dating site as it is. No. :colbert:

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This place is this || close to being a dating site as it is. No. :colbert:

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Wait, wait, wait. You're telling me this ISN'T a dating site!? :eek:

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This place is this || close to being a dating site as it is. No. :colbert:

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Wait, wait, wait. You're telling me this ISN'T a dating site!? :eek:

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These seem like they wouldn't really work. :greenie:

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This place is this || close to being a dating site as it is. No. :colbert:

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too late. i'm pretty sure EoFF is basically okcupid for final game of doctor fantasy who thrones geeks who love to eat food

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Sounds like we need an EoFF Fundawear Board where everyone buys a pair and you can take turns to connecting to your favourite member.:mwahaha:

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XD Brilliant!

It'd be funnier if you could 'hack' the system so to speak and instead of a sexual tingling, just give them a full on zap. :plotting:

Julian should grow his hair back that length imo.

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Julian should grow his hair back that length imo.

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NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN NCG, JIRO AND I

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Yes it did. And with Justy too.

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Oh yeah, Justy! You little slutbucket.

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You're the one that was twice with two guys at the same time.

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Julian should grow his hair back that length imo.

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I don't even like that length.

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Yes it did. And with Justy too.

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Oh yeah, Justy! You little slutbucket.

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You're the one that was twice with two guys at the same time.

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I don't know what you are referring to.

I'm half-tempted to remake this to The NSFW Thread but I don't trust you nerds not to bring the pervert apocalypse upon this forum.

Julian should grow his back hair that length imo.

This thread isn't about my hair. :colbert:

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It is now.

Julian should grow his back hair that length imo.

This must be EoFF's version of "His name is Robert Palmer."

Does that count as double-posting?

Everybody rep Clouded_Sky's post just because it's newer and fresh!

It's an ingenious play on words, and one that perfectly highlights what a hairy man-ape Julian is. A++, would definitely write again. ;)

What the hell is this thread even about

It should be about that fundawear thing in the OP, but I think it evolved into being about julian's hair now.

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I knew this thread would go off track, but I didn't expect this.

This new topic is even MORE worthy of NSFW in my opinion.

Julian should grow his back hair that length imo.

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Strive to be a successful Dothraki, grow out that hair, braid it, and place bells in it!

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So you get the rep and Julian has to grow out his hair? :confused:

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So you get the rep and Julian has to grow out his hair? :confused:

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...actually, I'm pretty okay with that arrangement.

That's the arrangement that I see. Was there a different arrangement? :confused: :confused: :confused:

This is one of the worst threads I have had the misfortune to ever read and I think I want to commit atrocities against anyone who contributed to making it this way.

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That's the arrangement that I see. Was there a different arrangement? :confused: :confused: :confused:

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All he had to do was quote/repost the pic with a YUP YUP REP DIS POST and it would've been fine. :confused:

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This is one of the worst threads I have had the misfortune to ever read and I think I want to commit atrocities against anyone who contributed to making it this way.

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:-*

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This is one of the worst threads I have had the misfortune to ever read and I think I want to commit atrocities against anyone who contributed to making it this way.

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:-*

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You're as bad as the rest of them. I mean, I appreciate your dedication to internet justice, but you broke rule 8 in your objections to the breach in rule 11!

Modwhoring, repwhoring, the thread itself is about plain old vanilla whoring... WHY AM I ON A FORUM FULL OF WHORES :colbert:

The only answer to that question is that you yourself are a whore, Paulrus.

You're our Littlefinger, Paul.

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The only answer to that question is that you yourself are a whore, Paulrus.

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I feel like Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has just called me a murdering sociopath.

Alternative GoT reference:

Paul goes wherever whores go.

You know that he appreciates a good whore.

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The only answer to that question is that you yourself are a whore, Paulrus.

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I feel like Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has just called me a murdering sociopath.

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Doesn't make it any less true :aimkiss: :aimkiss: :aimkiss:

Alright, let me put it another way. Imagine if Steve posted a wall of words to tell you to be more concise. You'd just pat him on the head, say "That's nice dear" and hope he didn't follow you home. That's how I feel reading a Shorty post with no less than three kissy smileys calling me a whore.

You're one of us. Accept it. Accept it.

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Oh go on then, I'll give this whore thing a go. Oh Sarah you're soooooooo pretty! *hugs* You're my e-wifey :3 :aimkiss:

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Nope, sorry, didn't feel anything. Well, I briefly felt a compulsion to gnaw off my own fingers to prevent them from typing that, but I don't think that was what you were going for.

I know you have it in you, and through these years of digging around in your soul that's been burnt to a crisp, one day I am going to find your little Grinch heart :love:

Maybe, but I think it would take someone at least 87% less vile and 93% less abhorrent than you to achieve it.

Anyway, now that I have turned this thread into a "tell Sarah how gross she is" thread, I think I have dramatically improved it. Dare I say it has become a good thread now? You're welcome, EoFF.

Best Thread nominee Summer Ciddies '13

Great, thank you. Thanks a lot.

Pauliflower will learn to love, he will. :heart:

Just get him some vibrating underwear and he'll be... well away

Julian's length should grow his hair back imo.

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Fine, I'll grow it out if it happens. :p

Why are we trying to get Julian to grow his hair out again? Did I miss something?

The only word to describe what this has become

Blarg

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You made me look like Rick James.

"Cocaine's a hell of a drug."
-Julian

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You made me look like Rick James.

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"I'm Rick James, bitch!"
- Julian

Back on topic...I could really use something like this because I'm in a long distance relationship and doing things on your own gets really old really quickly. :greenie:

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Back on topic...I could really use something like this because I'm in a long distance relationship and doing things on your own gets really old really quickly. :greenie:

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Only if you're doing it wrong!

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Back on topic...I could really use something like this because I'm in a long distance relationship and doing things on your own gets really old really quickly. :greenie:

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Only if you're doing it wrong!

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Ehhh when Hux and I last met up we spent every night watching Game of Thrones and doing crossword puzzles