Round 1 - Furry Madness: Umaro, Mog and Gau

Who would win in a cage fight and why?

Umaro would just pick them up and throw them into each other until they're KO'd.

Give that bitch a Berserk Ring and set him loose in the Cultist's Tower. Everything there is weak to physical, and he's the only one you can't stop.

Umaro wins.

Mog wins. He just tells Umaro to beat up Gau then tells him to bash his own brains out against the bars, cause Umaro is Mog's bitch. But then Mog dances and accidentally caves in the cage and they all die.

But still, Mog wins.

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Originally Posted by chionos

Mog wins. He just tells Umaro to beat up Gau then tells him to bash his own brains out against the bars, cause Umaro is Mog's bitch. But then Mog dances and accidentally caves in the cage and they all die.

But still, Mog wins.

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I think after Umaro beats up Gau he would turn on Mog, asserting his independence and flinging Mog around like a rag doll.

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Originally Posted by chionos

Mog wins. He just tells Umaro to beat up Gau then tells him to bash his own brains out against the bars, cause Umaro is Mog's bitch. But then Mog dances and accidentally caves in the cage and they all die.

But still, Mog wins.

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I think after Umaro beats up Gau he would turn on Mog, asserting his independence and flinging Mog around like a rag doll.

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"Say, we could use some sasquatch muscle!! Besides, he'd be helpless here without me!"

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I hate all of them. :colbert:

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"Say, we could use some sasquatch muscle!! Besides, he'd be helpless here without me!

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I've seen too many B-rated movies where the cast thinks that and it ends up back-firing terribly on them. hell, many A-rated movies do that too.

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"Say, we could use some sasquatch muscle!! Besides, he'd be helpless here without me!"

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Dunno how many wrestling matches you've seen, but this is a cage fight which presumably means a wrestling match, and while some wrestlers have managers and those managers always go on about how useless the wrestlers would be without them... the managers are punks that will never win in an actual fight.

Yeti rage.

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Umaro would just pick them up and throw them into each other until they're KO'd.

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Umaro wins.

You alls are dumb and I'm the only one with proof so Mog wins.


Stupid heads.

For Mog to win, he'd still have to actually knock Umaro unconcious. I just can't see that happening without Umaro growing a notable dislike for Mog in a very quick way.

Mog: Umaro! Beat yourself up!

Umaro: Erkay, Boss. You know bess. I is just a big dumb ogre.

Umaro beats the trout out of himself.

Mog wins.

It's pretty clear-cut to me.

Until Umaro has enough of the little pom-pom'd mouse:

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And what? And goes down on him?

What happens in the cage stays in the cage.

Not really. Gau and Umaro's dead bodies will have to be removed eventually.

Am I the only one remembering that Gau has the Retainer Rage? He could just Shock the others into oblivion.

Mog if it's an underground cage match and he can use earth blues.
If it's in a city or on the plains probably Umaro

I don't have time to quote the game but it would have to be Gau. That's assuming you have Snow Muffler with Def to 255, and a rage that really hurts. Otherwise Mog and Gau could go at it for a while. It also depends on the quickest.

Since it can vary because of Odin it depends.

UAOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Stop farting in the thread, Psy.

Mog dances. He has no cage dance. He falls over.
Gau rages. Mog loses. Umaro looks nonplussed.
Umaro punches Gau to the Moon.

Umaro wins.

And the win goes to Umaro!