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"You go to receive your Starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face and then trout on the floor."
What kind of computer errors is your body having lately?
Yes, I am shamelessly stealing this from elsewhere online but I it too humorous to pass up.
I keep feeling the need to throw up all the time (especially after I eat). It's starting to get really unpleasant.
my body keeps browsing the internet and watching netflix when i should be packing. i can't make it stop, halp :(
Involuntary twitches are not a pleasant thing. :colbert:
What do you mean by "what if"? I'm pretty sure human bodies have tons of random errors all the time. Personally, my left biceps occasionally twitches just enough for it to be really annoying. Then there's also that time when your body finds out it's time to make a gigantic zit on the tip of your nose even though you were through puberty 8 years ago. And suddenly, a cell decides it's time to multiply like crazy and become huge lump.
I seem to be spending too much time playing video games on the computer.
I don't want to be cured, though
leg cramps EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.
Leg cramps are awful :(.
My brain likes to do memory dumps, especially after meeting new people and getting their names. Sucks.
if('.$fallingasleep.'=="yes" AND '.$bodyspasm.'=="0") {setfeeling("falling");}else{
randombodyspasm("1");
sleep();sleep();}
I tend to shake my hands a bit when I get excited or have a nerd moment. I can control it better now but it sucked when I was a kid.
I say the exact wrong thing at the exact wrong time.
Sleep.exe has encountered a problem and must shut down.
http://i41.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...ou:/4vjl1h.jpg
Now no one can mention this stuff.
Have to sneeze? Evacuate entire contents of lungs using the whole body.
All these years of evolution and we're only on version 1.1. :aimsad:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
We've been beta testing since the last ice age and just recently got to 1.0. 1.1 isn't even released yet, Mullet.
My CPU came in the wrong case, like Mac components housed in a Dell box.
Since the update from Beta, I have been experiencing save data corruption. :/
This thread is what defines the nerdiness of this forum. Not the fact that it's a Final Fantasy forum, no. It's this thread.
genetically speaking we get random errors all the time and not all of them are fixed properly
I demand to have a free download of 1.1
:colbert:
genetically speaking every ejaculation holds about 1,587.5 TB of data so i hope you have a large hard drive for that download
I'm terrified of random body errors. I already have a wife who is unlucky enough to have MS, so she's got plenty. My favorite is when she randomly loses vision for a few minutes just out of the blue. I'm equally scared that my upcoming baby will have a "random error" and magically die. SIDs is my worst nightmare these days.
Hah, I knew this!Quote:
Originally Posted by krissy
Additionally, every cell in your body contains about 600 MB of data.
:onoes:Quote:
Originally Posted by krissy
Too much for a floppy?Quote:
Originally Posted by krissy
That's how we get cancer. In a nutshell.Quote:
Originally Posted by krissy
So if any of you guys gets a random boner at an inappropriate time just clench a muscle near the penial regions as hard as you can. The boner will go away in less than thirty seconds.
rusirius?
So everytime someone rubs one out we increase the server load by 1.5pb?
Only if you are connected to a server, if you know what I mean.