EoFFight Club

Would would you fight? Not to beat the trout out of them because you hate them, but because you think they would give you a good, solid, fair fight and that you would enjoy it and get your adrenaline pumping; one that you'd be proud to win because your opponent would be a worthy one.

Or if you want to fight them because you hate them, that's cool, whatever.

*selection does not have to be from eoff and if it is, you'd better be smurfing nice about it or I will come down on your with the wrath of the gods



I'd fight Aubrey Plaza because I think she'd fight dirty and she'd give me a run for my money.

You're not supposed to talk about Fight Club, Sarah. :colbert:

We're talking about this fight club, Sam. :zombert:

Two answers;

EoFF: I'd like to fight Unstoppable Pig. This was brought up when I first joined the site. Unbreakable Will vs. Unstoppable Pig. :mymelslap:
Why? Just cos.

Other: I'd love to fight Andy Samberg. No particular reason other than I'm tired of being asked if we are related.

FINE, THEN I WILL FIGHT YOU.

You two have to do it Greek style. Oil and sans clothes.
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Oh smurf, is this going to turn into another Sarah vs. Sam in pickle sauce thread?

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I know I usually horse around when I post, but I will actually give a straight answer.

edczxcvbnm. BECAUSE MARIO ****ING PARTY!!

Iceglow. I could probably beat him.

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Iceglow. I could probably beat him.

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So would this fight be a fag for all?

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(SPOILER)Too good of a joke to pass up. Just to be clear that was said in good fun.

I would take on every member of staff. Fight the power!

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I would take on every member of staff. Fight the power!

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REVOLUTION

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Iceglow. I could probably beat him.

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So would this fight be a fag for all?

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(SPOILER)Too good of a joke to pass up. Just to be clear that was said in good fun.

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I'm so sick of this. Oh it's okay to be insulting if it's just a joke.

Seph, get it through your head,

there's nothing

at all

funny about fags.

You're insulting the honorable Fight Club to bring the gays into it.

Bitch fight? {No thanks.}

=P

Seriously though. I would fight Daniel, because SOMEBODY HAS TO TAKE THAT MOTHERsmurfER DOWN!

Edit: If it wasn't clear, I'm not taking this seriously till Shorty fixes the grammar in the OP. :colbert:

MegaPow, because the rest of you are cake. :p

Can we tag team?http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...oned/Teddy.jpg

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Can we tag team?http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...oned/Teddy.jpg

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That would not be fair. Zombie Teddy would be too awesome.

eff you husband warrior women do what they want

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eff you husband warrior women do what they want

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Oh god, is that a promise? Please tell me that's a promise.

I advocate everyone getting in a fist-fight with a close friend just for the hell of it. It doesn't matter if you win or lose, you still get an unspeakable adrenaline rush. I'd fight my friend Neil again. Except not "end of Kill Bill volume 1" style, that was pretty debilitating.

I wouldn't fight any of you because I'm just one great big bottle of love. :love:

I'd fight Jowy.

I only fight people I can "turn around" afterwards. So, no women.

i think i could take cuch

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Iceglow. I could probably beat him.

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You'd have done better to pick Psy since he's much smaller built than I am and has no experience of fighting that I am aware of.

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Iceglow. I could probably beat him.

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You'd have done better to pick Psy since he's much smaller built than I am and has no experience of fighting that I am aware of.

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I'd also pick Iceglow. I'd just put my hand on his head and the little hobbit wouldn't be able to reach me. He'd probably make a bunch of bald jokes or jokes about the intercourse he had with my mother, but sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me. :colbert:

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Iceglow. I could probably beat him.

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You'd have done better to pick Psy since he's much smaller built than I am and has no experience of fighting that I am aware of.

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I'd also pick Iceglow. I'd just put my hand on his head and the little hobbit wouldn't be able to reach me. He'd probably make a bunch of bald jokes or jokes about the intercourse he had with my mother, but sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me. :colbert:

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you forget that being so damn short I can duck under your lowest reach and attack your ankles.

Jack Gleeson. God damn it.

I would fight Pauw because he always makes me look bad by being better than I am at Halo

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I wouldn't fight any of you because I'm just one great big bottle of love. :love:

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Daniel Towns vs Daniel Towns

Someone please make a button mashing eoff game.

Me want to join Attachment 43197 :D

David Bowie.
If I'm going to get beat up I might as well at least make it amusing.

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Someone please make a button mashing eoff game.

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Somebody kickstarter this ASAP

Shorty, because she sucker punched me and I demand revenge.

You hit me in the face with a straw wrapper at point blank range.

Yeah, I'll fight you. And I'll clock you out again in a single swing like last time!

A warrior woman does her flirting with her fists.

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Someone please make a button mashing eoff game.

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Somebody kickstarter this ASAP

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This would be so awesome.

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You hit me in the face with a straw wrapper at point blank range.

Yeah, I'll fight you. And I'll clock you out again in a single swing like last time!

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I've taken hits from people five times my size. You nerds are a piece a cake. The only one that may be a formidable opponent is foa.

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You hit me in the face with a straw wrapper at point blank range.

Yeah, I'll fight you. And I'll clock you out again in a single swing like last time!

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In case anyone is wondering, when I first met Sarah I got dropped off at her house, knocked on the door, got called in and this is what she was doing.

Hey now, be fair. I was wearing a shirt.

But no bottoms.

Do people still wear pantz these days?

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Do people still wear pantz these days?

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I think you're the only one that wears him...

What, like a hat?

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Do people still wear pantz these days?

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I think you're the only one that wears him...

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What, like a hat?

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(SPOILER)You know nothing, Jon SnoooooooOOOOOOOoooww

I don't think people even wear there pantz on their heads like a hat anymore either.

A smurfing grizzly bear.

Do we have to fight? I'm a lover, not a fighter. Let's just hug it out.