Have you ever wondered what it's like to live a day in the life of EoFF's favourite redhead? Walk a mile in the death pumps of doom?
Now you can. Ask me anything.
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Have you ever wondered what it's like to live a day in the life of EoFF's favourite redhead? Walk a mile in the death pumps of doom?
Now you can. Ask me anything.
Where da white women at?
Shorty why is it always your birthday?
Shorty gonna be shorty gonna be a thug? Shorty gonna be? Shorty gonna be?
Is your favorite album With Teeth?
Ja li' dags?
Is everything really the worst?
Why are you such a honky mormon biiiiitch all the time, lady? You really bring down the morale of Eyes on Final Fantasy an awful lot. :colbert:
I know I'd be a crazy, too, if I were raised in a polygamous household, but come on!
You can't fool us Shorty/Tifa's Boobs. If you wanted to be Tifa's Boobs/Shorty, you have to go all the way.
Did you hear that, Shorty? Proto wants us to go all the way. /smug
:bigsmile:
Which female staff member do you find the most attractive?
This only works if Shorty actually answers the questions, right?
Why do we have to hide our love in PMs?
I won't do it anymore. Now the whole forums know.
I can't take Rantzy in a fight!
Exactly how short are you?
I am a smurfing albino, what are you talking about. You are the worst, Mulley.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
Because I am the gift that keeps on giving all year round.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pantz
No, it is something by Jenny Lewis. It doesn't matter what, I'ma marry dat bitch. Sorry, babebabebabe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
Joseph Smith will forgive your heathen sins, Sister Jones.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Everything ever. Except, interestingly The Worst. The Worst is the best.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
Myself, obviously. Or foaface. Or my daughter, because incest is okay in Mormon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
You are Babe now.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
I am the size of Thumbelina.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rebellious Eagle
This is incorrect. Wouldn't it be the other way and you want everyone to give you gifts all year round?Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyBecause I am the gift that keeps on giving all year round.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pantz
Gifts and cash can be emailed to bootayshortzzzz@pontuspanties.orgQuote:
Originally Posted by Agent ProtoThis is incorrect. Wouldn't it be the other way and you want everyone to give you gifts all year round?Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyBecause I am the gift that keeps on giving all year round.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pantz
Shorty what was it like meeting Iceglow? Did he smell as bad as Paul says? Did he poo on your chest? He's always on XBL talking about how much he likes poo and how he wants to pinch out a big smelly one on "shroty's sternum" and we used to correct his pronunciation but that proved too incendiary a policy.
Also let's say hypothetically there was a Mormon who was also a coprophage. Now, if he phages the copro of a non-Mormon individual who has themselves previously taken in a banned substance such as tea or alcohol. Is that Mormon violating the Word of Wisdom?
(SPOILER)No.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Elaborate.
Are you a ginger? If so how is it to not have a soul? If it is dye, then why did you sell your soul?
Word of Wisdom bans hot drinks, not hot poop.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
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Allow me to ask a series of questions as Gary Oldman...
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...if you're open to that.
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Come close. Some of these I will whisper in your ear.
First,
http://24.media.tumblr.com/07ee35554...tk8to1_400.gif (yeah, I know this is Tim Roth. Shut it.)
This is fairly important. I think we can learn much about people when we know the nickname their family has bestowed upon them. At least...
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Another great way to learn about Shorty is to ask her
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how do you like to party?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf...xhmro1_500.gif
So... ok, well what about after hours?
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Well... that's a little freaky. Maybe we'll ask another question.
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Have you ever...
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Stop getting distracted and
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How did you do in scholastic pursuits?
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Oh.
Describe how you feel about Pantz
http://static.tumblr.com/eb1aa9d0074...e_love_you.gif
Aww, that's sweet. And kind of stalkerish. You got tall. How do you feel about yourself on the regular?
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I would agree? And how do you feel about me, now that these questions are done?
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:squeeze:
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foa wins best post of the year. Don't even try. Everyone go home.
May as well not even have the Ciddies, tbh.
Do you really have red hair or is it all a ruse?!
What's your rate?
Shorty, please do not double post. This is your FINAL WARNING.
Question: why you gotta be like that
Can I get my own personal version of shorty'sbooty.jpg?
You know, in which you're holding up a sign with my name on it.
:shifty:
I nearly stared at this picture for a whole minute. How long did you stare?Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
in beverly hills where they belong babyQuote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
Because mine is the only one that matters.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
yes yes and yesQuote:
Originally Posted by Shoeberto
No, but With Teeth is some good trout.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quint Eastwood
ily mulleyQuote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
Yes. All of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
All of the staff ladies are glorious in their own manner! But I would not say no to Shiny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
That's how this works, sugarlump.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
WELL YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME MUCH OF A CHOICE TUH NOW WE ARE GOING TO BE OSTRACIZED AND ESCORTED OUT OF THE BUILDINGQuote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
I'm 5'3" ;-; Not very short.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rebellious Eagle
a) get the smurf outQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
b) pike answered it
I'm not a super freckly redhead. You tell me if this makes me a ginger or not.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
foa wins everything ever
why would it be a ruse, yes I have red hair ;-;Quote:
Originally Posted by dandy da oak
My rate is you getting clocked in the back of the domepiece.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
cause I like getting on your nerrrvesQuote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
We can discuss an exchange of goods via mognet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will
Why are you the way you are?
Why am I the way I am?
Why is Phil the way he is?
Why is Daniel the way that he is, and is it curable?
Bob is why way the is he?
Why are you all the worst?
Why am I even reading this thread?
Because you love me.
(SPOILER):zombert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
:love:
now ask a question or gtfo
I'm too hungry to think of questions :( ask yourself one for me, and then answer it.
:smug:Quote:
We can discuss an exchange of goods via mognet.
Excuse me, I have already won this thread, so why do all of you keep trying? I think I know why...
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Why is foaface trying to kill the thread?
foaface is making it better.
This is a place of welcoming, Juliebird, and you should just get the hell out.
When am I going to become a millionaire?
Make me. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty