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>E3 2012
>Miyamoto, Iwata and Reggie are up on the stage annoucing Wii U's new name and giving the presentation and such like
>Nearing end of the presentation, all guests, games and other things have been shown
>Suddenly Reggie says Nintendo have one more thing to show
>The lights dim
>A rotund man burst forth from the shadows
>It's Gaben
>Rolls toward the centre of the stage
>Announces that the Wii U will have Steamworks
>"One more thing..."
3 appears on the screen
>"Rise and Shine, Mr Freeman..."
>HL3 announced as launch title for WiiU to be packaged along with Dota 2 and CS: GO as part of the Blu Box
>/v/ explodes
>The gaming community soils themselves collectively
>The golden age of gaming is upon us, where Valve and Nintendo join forces
>Xbox and Sony fail completely
>Pc Gaming is stronger than ever, with its buddy Nintendo releasing games for PC and WiiU
>Carl Sagan is brought back to life and elected President of the USA
>Religion disappears from the face of the Earth peacefully, as people are enlightened
>The private space industry takes off and we establish several O'Neill space cylinder colonies and Jupiter's moons
>Humanity is united under one federal nation, in a fair system with good education, perfect equality of oppurtunity and political enfranchisement among its citizenry. There is no war.
>At the ripe age of 75, Gaben sits on his golden throne at top of the Valve spacetower and closes his eyes for the last time, uttering his final words...
>"I hope...it was worth the wait."