Babel Babel Babel

Let's have fun with Babelfish.

Type an English sentence into the translator and translate the results through a couple of different languages and then back to English. Preferably languages that have different structures. English -> Spanish -> French -> English will most likely yield boring results. How does your sentence end up when brought back to English?

My shorts smell funny when I finish a long run. (English)
मैं एक लंबे समय समाप्त करने के बाद मेरे शॉर्ट्स अजीब बू आ रही है। (Hindi)
長い奇妙な臭い私のショートを終えた。 (Japanese)
Finished the long strange smelling my shorts. (English)

Locky loves to take long, hot poos. (English)
Locky houdt van lange, hete poos nemen. (Dutch)
Locky लंबी, गर्म poos पसंद करता है। (Hindi)
Godetevi il lungo, caldo Locky poos. (Italian)

Enjoy the long, warm Locky poos. (English)

people still use babelfish? google translate plz

I want to go home and eat a steak and drink scotch.
Ek wil huis toe te gaan en 'n steak en drink scotch eet. (Afrikaans)
Želim ići kući i jesti i piti viski odrezak. (Croatian)
Aku pengin mulih lan mangan lan ngombe daging stek wiski. (Javanese)
હું ઘરે જાવ અને ટુકડો અને પીણું વ્હિસ્કી ખાય કરવા માંગો છો. (Gujarati)
私は家に帰ってステーキや飲み物ウイスキーを食べたい。(Japanese)
Rwyf am fwyta stêc a diod wisgi i fynd adref. (Welsh)
मैं घर लेने के लिए स्टेक और पीने व्हिस्की खाने के लिए चाहिए. (Hindi)
I drink whiskey to take home and want to eat steak. (English)

Dang, that was a depressingly robust sentence.

Flying Mullet is a stallion, and all the women love him.
ボラを飛んで、種馬であり、すべての女性が彼を愛しています。 (Japanese)
Που φέρουν Κέφαλος είναι ένας επιβήτορας και τον αγαπούν όλες οι γυναίκες. (Greek)
Muge volant est un étalon et aime toutes les femmes. (French)
Літаючих кефаль є у жеребця і, як всі жінки. (Ukrainian)

Flying mullet in the Stallion and as all women. (English)

Umm, yeah, BabelFish made this one interesting...

Leo will not bed Tifa's Boobs because she hates summer.
彼女は夏を嫌うのでレオ Tifa のおっぱいをベッドないです。 (Japanese)
Тому що вона ненавидить літніх Leo Tifa ваша cum сиськи немає ні ліжко. (Ukranian)
maybe nsfwBecause she hates the elderly Leo Tifa your cum tits no bed. (English)

Mullet likes to kick little kids down.(english)
Κέφαλος αρέσει να κλωτσιά σε παιδάκια. (Greek)
पंचकोना तारा लात मारने के लिए पसंद करती है। (Hindi)
يحب البوري ركلة. (Arabic)
Like mullet kick. (English)

You sound like a ogre now "Mullet like kick *kicks*" At least they took out your abuse to children.

GAH AND I'M OUT OF REP D:

Leo will totally bed Tifa's Boobs because she is a babelicious hottie.

Leo vil helt seng Tifa's Boobs, fordi hun er en babelicious hottie. (Danish)
Leo será completamente cama mamas na Tifa, porque ela é um hottie babelicious. (Portuguese)
क्योंकि वह एक babelicious आकर्षक है लियो Tifa, बिस्तर में स्तन पूरी तरह से हो जाएगा। (Hindi)
彼は完全に babelicious 湯たんぽレオ ティファの胸です。(Japanese)

He is babelicious hottie Leo TIFA breasts completely. (English)

I think his hair is on fire.
Νομίζω ότι τα μαλλιά του είναι στην πυρκαγιά. (Greek)
मुझे लगता है कि अपने बालों में आग लगी है। (Hindi)
あなたの髪に火がだと思います。 (Japanese)
Your hair fire and it's I think. (English)

Sephex finally won a Ciddie, but Sam will not win any.

Sephex एक Ciddie अंत में जीत गए, लेकिन सैम किसी भी जीत नहीं होगी। (Hindi)
Sephex、Ciddie は最終的に勝ったが、サムは、任意の勝利することはできません。 (Japanese)
Sephex, Ciddie er i sidste ende sejrede, Sam kan ikke sejre. (Danish)

Sephex, Ciddie is ultimately prevailed, Sam can not win. (English)

God loves Eyes on Final Fantasy as much as he loves Pluto (English)

الله يحب العيون في "الخيال النهائي" بقدر ما يحب بلوتو (Arabic)

彼は冥王星が好き限り目「ファイナルファンタジー」の神を愛する (Japanese)

Pluto liked as long as he eyes a loving God "final fantasy" (English)

I like to eat chocolate and I wish I had pie right now. (English)
Ich mag Schokolade essen, und ich wünschte, ich hätte Torte jetzt. (German)
Μου αρέσει να τρώνε σοκολάτα, και θα ήθελα να είχα την πίτα τώρα. (Greek)
Jeg kan lide at spise chokolade, og jeg vil gerne have kagen nu. (Danish)
I like to eat chocolate, and I would like to have the cake now. (English)

Not terrible.

snacks is probably going to have digestive issues later (english)
aperitivos probablemente va a tener problemas digestivos después (spanish)
snack probabilmente andando ad avere problemi digestivi dopo (italian)
закуски, вероятно, придется проблемы с пищеварением после (russian)
snacks may have digestive problems after (english)

after? AFTER WHAT? ITS LIKE A BAD ITS LIKE A BAD CLIFFHANGER!!

Clearly this calls for some Flo Rida lyrics. On this occasion, the song will feature the EoFF member Shorty.

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Originally Posted by Flo Rida, in the eloquent song titled 'Elevator'

My first flo step want a gold digging woman
Money cash flow all big faced honeys
Frontin' on the floor got them d-boys running
Shorty got both broke can't see what's comin'
Wear them apple bottoms, wear them apple bottoms honey
Dolce and Gabbana and she get up on my money
Louie Bag, fit, Gucci fin-dy and her money
See the carrots on her wrist now she pimps Bugs Bunny
Used to date Kanye now she want me
While I got my juice wanna take my OJ
It ain't her birthday with her name on a cake
If I ever play, for me it's grade A!

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PolishMój pierwszy krok flo chcą kobiety kopaniu złota
Przepływów pieniężnych Pieniądze wszystkich dużych faced miodów
Frontin "na podłodze dostał je d-boys działa
Shorty ale zarówno złamał nie może zobaczyć, co nadchodzi "
Noś je dna jabłko, nosić im JABŁCZANEJ dna miód
Dolce i Gabbana, a ona dostać się na moje pieniądze
Bag Louie, fit, Gucci fin-dy i jej pieniądze
Zobacz marchewki na jej nadgarstku Teraz alfonsów Królik Bugs
Używane do tej pory Kanye teraz ona chce mnie
Chociaż mam mój sok chce wziąć mój Dz.U.
To nie jej urodziny z jej imię jest na ciasto
Jeśli kiedykolwiek grać, dla mnie to jest klasa!

Georgian! What a beautiful alphabet.ჩემი პირველი flo ნაბიჯი მინდა ოქროს თხრიან ქალს
ფული, ფულადი ნაკადების ყველა დიდ წინაშე honeys
Frontin 'იატაკზე ისინი D-boys გაშვებული
Shorty მაგრამ ორივე გატეხა ვერ ხედავთ რა მოდის "
აცვიათ მათ ვაშლის Bottoms, აცვიათ მათ APPLE Bottoms თაფლი
Dolce და Gabbana და იგი წამოდგა ჩემი ფული
დიდია ჩანთა, მორგებული, Gucci fin-dy და მისი ფული
აგრეთვე სტაფილოს მისი მაჯის ახლა pimps Bugs Bunny
გამოყენებული დღემდე Kanye ახლა იგი მინდა მე
მიუხედავად იმისა, რომ მე მაქვს ჩემი წვენი მინდა, რომ ჩემს OJ
ეს არ არის მისი დაბადების დღე და თავისი სახელი ტორტს
თუ თქვენ ოდესმე ითამაშა, ჩემთვის კლასი,

Bengali! Ditto.আমার প্রথম Flo ধাপে একটা স্বর্ণের খনক মহিলার চান
ক্যাশ, নগদ প্রবাহ সমস্ত বড় মুখবিশিষ্ট honeys
Frontin 'ডি ছেলেদের চলমান তলায়
Shorty কিন্তু উভয় কপর্দকশূন্য "আসছে কি না দেখতে পারেন
তাদের আপেল bottoms পরিধান, তাদের মধু আপেল bottoms পরেন
Dolce এবং Gabbana এবং সে আমার টাকা পেতে
বড় ব্যাগ, হইয়া, Gucci ডানা-Dy এবং তার অর্থ
তার কব্জি pimps বাগ Bunny এবং গাজর হয়
Kanye সে এখন আমার চাই ডেট করতে ব্যবহৃত হয়
আমি আমার রস আছে সত্বেও যে আমি আমার OJ চান
তার নামের সঙ্গে তার জন্মদিনের কেক না
আপনি কি কখনও অভিনয় করেছি, আমার পরিবার,

Swedish! Because Rantzien.Det första steget i en guld gräva kvinnor som Flo
Kassaflöde, kassaflöde alla stora faced honung
Frontin 'de pojkar som kör golvet
Men både pank Shorty "inte kan se vad som kommer
Bär dem äpple bottnar, bära dem, honung, äpple bottnar
Dolce och Gabbana och hon får mina pengar
Stor väska, passform, Gucci fin-Dy och hennes pengar
Bugs Bunny och morötter är hallickar hans handled
Används hittills Kanye nu hon vill ha mig
Trots att jag har min saft, jag vill EGT
Hans tårta med hans namn inte
Du har någonsin spelat, min familj,

Cebuano! Wait, what?Ang unang lakang sa usa ka bulawan pagkalot sa mga babaye sama sa Nicki
Cash agay, cash-awas ang tanan nga nag-atubang og dako nga dugos
Frontin 'sa mga batan-ong lalaki nga pagdagan sa salog
Apan ang duha gipikaspikas Shorty "dili tan-awa kon unsa pag-abot
Pagsul-ob sila sa apple bottoms, isul-ob kanila, dugos, apple bottoms
Dolce ug Gabbana, ug siya gets ang akong salapi
Big bag, angay, Gucci kapay-Dy ug sa iyang salapi
Bugs Bunny ug carrots mao ang mga pimps sa iyang pulso
Nga gigamit sa pag-date Kanye karon siya gusto ako sa
Bisan tuod ako adunay akong juice, gusto ko OJ
Sa iyang adlaw nga natawhan book nga uban sa iyang ngalan dili
Ikaw walay katapusan nanaghoni, ang akong pamilya,

Japanese! Because Square Enix.ニッキーのような金の採掘の女性への第一歩
キャッシュ·フローキャッシュ·フローは、すべての大規模な蜂蜜が直面している
frontinの'床を実行している若者
しかし、二人はショーティ"到達方法を見ていない破っ
、蜂蜜、リンゴの底を、彼らにリンゴのボトムスを着用しそれらを身に着ける
ドルチェ＆ガッバーナ、彼は私のお金を取得します
大きな袋、はず、グッチフィンのDyや銀
バッグスバニーとニンジンは、彼の手首朝飯前です
今、彼女は私にしたいカニエとデートするために使用
私はジュース、私はOJを持っていますが
彼の名前と彼の日の誕生日の本ではありません
あなたは今までに、私の家族を演じ、

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Originally Posted by Flo Rida flew around the world and his songs make about as much sense as they did in the first place.

First step to women of mining of gold, such as Nicky
Cash flow Cash flow, honey all large are facing
young people that are running the floor 'of frontin
However, the two broke you have not seen Shorty reach way
And wear them to wear the bottoms of apples to them, the bottom honey, apple
Dolce & Gabbana, he gets my money
Silver and Dy big bag, husband, Gucci fin
Carrot and Bugs Bunny is a piece of cake in his wrist
Now, she used to date with Kanye you want to me
Juice, I will have not the OJ I
It is not a book of birthday of his day and his name
Ever, you can play my family,

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Genuinely baffled as to how Nicky snuck into this thing.

Tears filled my eyes as Megan gleefully swallowed my entire foot inside of her chasm of a mouth.

Tears filled my eyes, as a bar at the mouth of Megan swallowed my entire foot gap

Yeah, Babelfish is weird. One day I may join in this game!

I keep reading the thread title as "Babe! Babe! Babe!" (English)
私はスレッドのタイトル読み続ける"可愛い人！可愛い人！ベイブを！" (Japanese)
继续阅读我的线程“的人的称号！贝贝可爱的人！可爱！” (Chinese (Simplified))
Nastaviti čitanje moj konac, "Čovjek u naslovu! Babe lijepi ljudi! Lijep!" (Croatian)
Continue reading my thread, "Man in the title! Babe nice people! Nice!"

I am really thirsty, but I don't know what I want to drink. I sadly have no flavored water left. (English)
私は実際にのどが渇いているが、私は 't 知っている私 wan don 飲み物を' t。私は悲しいことに風味を付けられた水が左あるないです。 (Japanese)
Що спрагу спрагу насправді я ' t знаю, я не wan пити ' t. Я, на жаль, приправлений вода залишається там немає. (Ukrainian)
Dat dorst dorst eigenlijk I 't weet, ik wan' t drankje. ik, helaas, op smaak gebrachte water blijft er. (Dutch)
That thirst thirsty actually I won't know, I want drink. I, unfortunately, flavored water stays there. (English)

This will be the only time I try this out. (English)
Αυτό θα είναι η μόνη φορά που προσπαθώ αυτό έξω. (Greek)

Αυτό θα είναι η μόνη φορά που προσπαθώ αυτό έξω. (Greek)
これはそれを試してみる時間だけになります。 (Japanese)

これはそれを試してみる時間だけになります。 (Japanese)
Dies ist gerade die Zeit, es auszuprobieren. (German)

Dies ist gerade die Zeit, es auszuprobieren. (German)
This is just the time to try it out. (English)

See also: Translation Party

I never expend more effort than I need to on any given task. Disregard work, acquire burger.
Had ignored efforts I. burgers you must get a specific task.

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Originally Posted by Denmark

I keep reading the thread title as "Babe! Babe! Babe!" (English)
私はスレッドのタイトル読み続ける"可愛い人！可愛い人！ベイブを！" (Japanese)
继续阅读我的线程“的人的称号！贝贝可爱的人！可爱！” (Chinese (Simplified))
Nastaviti čitanje moj konac, "Čovjek u naslovu! Babe lijepi ljudi! Lijep!" (Croatian)
Continue reading my thread, "Man in the title! Babe nice people! Nice!"

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Me too!

see the translation party

it's time to get out of this rut and back into the groove! --> Rut slot this time!

Translation Party
I want to make wondrous babies with you -> A mysterious baby.

What's mysterious is I don't know where the rest of the sentence went.