You know, the "if we're forty and you're single and I'm single let's get married" pact with friends.
Who would you get married to out of aging desperation?
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You know, the "if we're forty and you're single and I'm single let's get married" pact with friends.
Who would you get married to out of aging desperation?
Me, Faye Valentine, Japan 2030. It's happening.
Lol. No.
Depends on who the friend is. Sometimes it wouldn't be such a bad thing.
No way am I going to interrupt my masturbate and cry schedule.
Parker.
Justy and I have this agreement. And we're going to have Gaybies then too.
This except with games and feeding my millions of cats.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
Awww yeah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
I assume by that time we'll be able to marry anyone or anything we otter, so I would probably marry my car. Bert knows how intimate human-car relations can be.
Well, that or my right hand. But I'd be concerned with the usual trend of having less sex with your spouse after marriage. Plus, any divorce would just be messy.
Shorty would do if I was desperate enough.
Eh, I'll take it.
Laddy.
People that I actually -know-?
Well. There's My Friend Pobz. I already promised I'd haunt him. And I'm like the only chick he'll talk to on the reg, so there's that. We always have good laugh when he drunk dials me.
I would just become a old spinster woman. I will hang out with all my spinster friends and we will be old and weird together.
(I'm never getting married. Bump that mess.)
For the love of Pete... I'm gonna' be dead by then.
I died once already, so I'm over it.
40? Shorty and I will be 40 at the same time. We're old people.
But if I'm still single at 40, I must be doing something wrong - IF I'm intending to have marriage at some point. Otherwise I'll steal Freya.
I'd like to, but before that point comes along. :3
I'm not that old. :(
no
You're as old as I am! =PQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
edit: Oh wait, no you're not. D:
I had one of these pacts in high school. He's a vegan vagabond now.
I won't pick anybody because knowing my luck he or she will end up with somebody amazing that they deserve and I will end up with dusty houseplants I can't keep alive.
Friends? :confused:
I'll be your backup, Megan.
If I'm 40 and single by then I'm either a porn star or the absolute bitchiest husband ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
I'm pretty sure I'd be both these things at this point. It'd be the most fantastic marriage ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by LaddyIf I'm 40 and single by then I'm either a porn star or the absolute bitchiest husband ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7105/7...736ffd54_z.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Ashley
i'll be dead, so pretty hard to marry when you're stiff and cold
the gayest babies in all the landQuote:
Originally Posted by Freya
I have that deal but minus the marriage and add babies with one of my closest friends.
Sorry, TSoL, but me and you can't make babies. :( It's biology. I'd love to bear your child, but it's God's way... :( :(Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
But we made a spit pact and everything!
FYI real life spit pacts are gross.
What's an e-spit pact? Do you just dribble all over your laptop/computer?
What are you talking about? When you turn 40 Shorty will still be 26! :monster:Quote:
Originally Posted by LocoColt04
And I'd marry any of you smurfers now for the tax breaks alone. :p
Oh Shauna, there are some many ways a boy could reply to that...
;)
If I am 40 and single...
Mission accomplished.
I have this deal with someone but they also have the same deal with someone else. So that could cause complications... of course I'll hopefully be married for ten years by that point. xD No real worries there.
I had a pact like this with my ex best friend when I was in my 20's and now that we're both rounding the stretch to 40 she's married and I'm "marriedish"
I don't know I don't really have any "girlfriends" irl anymore, but and I wouldn't marry my ex best friend even if she wasn't cause she tends to cheat on her husbands (one of the reasons i'm not her bf anymore) so.
I'll just marry wayne i guess ho hum. :cry:
I'm definitely headed towards the 40 and single :cry: so who wants to be my fall back? :love:
I don't see why I would even begin to panic if I was 40 and single. That will probably just be the point where I approach my silverfox years and as such I will probably find myself even more sought after than before. :aimsun:
YOU HAVE TO PANCI BECAUSE YOU ARE ODLE AND ORTHELSS TO SOCIETY JIRO! DUN BECOME OLD AND WORTHELSS JIRO! :cry:
I thought it was Wilbur and Orville?Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
My gay friend John and we're going to adopt babies and still sleep around with other people.
The position for having this pact is currently available. Most likely 3 big dogs and a cat army though.
Ooooh pick me pick me! lulz
Be still, my heart.Quote:
Originally Posted by Faris
i'll fight you for her
when we're 40
Actually, you know what?
Hopefully by the time I'm 40 polygamy will be legal and I can marry all of you.
WHAT NEXT
PARALLEL UNIVERSE MARRAIGES
TIME WIFE SWAPS
I'd be okay with that.
mew-to
Oh oh, found my husband. I'd marry Saglet :love:
What if he wind up mysteriously gone one day with no signs of where he went to?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Then who?
I ask because I need to make sure every option disappears for you so I can laugh at your lonliness.
Neo just wants Shorty all to himself.
Lies and slander.
EoFF Wife Swap?
I'd watch it.
Dibs on Pike.
We are going to play so much Civ IV :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pantz
You're almost as bad as Jojo!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
For if I'm 40 and single, this might be me. I kinda guy that like to be alone in real life, maybe this'll change overtime. This maybe the only reason why I've never started a relationship apart from my friend of course. I just want to make as much friends as I can in my life time. Friends is the only thing that I needed the most in my life for now maybe until the end of my life, I guess. A wise man (or so I thought) told me that "1000 friends is too few, 1 enemy is too much." And I always want to be kind to anyone, anytime, anywhere this maybe my life means for now.
But this is my opinion :)
What does that mean!Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoBYou're almost as bad as Jojo!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
...she never married you? Wow, you must be the only one.
Oh, yeah, Joy and I never really talked.
Basically she 'married' pretty much everyone (normally against their will, but still often with consent) she spoke to at EoFF. When you turn 40, I reckon about five or six guys are gonna turn up on your doorstep and you're gonna be forced into polygamy.
Huxley already claimed me in this thread, and which means I'd have been forced into it anyway.
I'd put a mormon joke here, but you guys all know how they go at this point.
No one has picked me still. D=
I'm never getting married. People like me don't get married!
So, I don't have this pact with anyone either.
I guess I could get married to my hands so it becomes a more legitimate relationship?
I don't seem to remember her ever marrying me either. I must have been one of the few people who was active at that point whom she didn't marry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lonny BoB
@topic, I don't have this pact with anyone. And at almost 30 I'm already starting to feel a bit hopeless. :<
Yeah, didn't marry me either, and I actually had her number for a while. :p
Perhaps you guys joined after her marriage phase.
I'll marry you :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Aulayna
Oh Aulayna you'll find someone. Although if you do get married to the hand, when you're in a argument with someone would you say 'talk to the hand'?Quote:
Originally Posted by shionI'll marry you :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Aulayna
I think people put too much weight toward marriage, and I'm speaking as a traditionalist who'd love a nice traditional church wedding and everything.
Would I like to be marriage? Most definitely, but really, all I need/want is a loving partner. Marriage is nice, but isn't strictly necessary.
It I am lonely bachelor living off beans on toast with no babies, then yeah, come at me.
Let's see how you feel when you hit 40 :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Aulayna
I'm with ya, buddy!Quote:
Originally Posted by The ManI don't seem to remember her ever marrying me either. I must have been one of the few people who was active at that point whom she didn't marry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lonny BoB
@topic, I don't have this pact with anyone. And at almost 30 I'm already starting to feel a bit hopeless. :<
I've been married, and while I was faithful, I generally sucked at it in every other conceivable way.
In 9 years I'll be 40, but I really can't say I'd be cavalier in any way about getting married again.