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Any of you got the audacity to tear down the barriers of the shadowy fiber optic existential nightmare that is the internet?
Or, to give this a more appropriate context, if you were a Final Fantasy character, what would your portrait look like?
Darers go first!
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This one should work:
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I need to save my game.
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I like this pic :jess:
Mullet: You've got your eyes closed, but that's Tifa's portrait, mit teeths.
Araciel: Forbidding. Or is it foreboding?
Shion: Do I detect a slight suggestion of Aerith?
Oh gosh I hope notQuote:
Originally Posted by Spooniest
Well. I suppose it might just be coincidence.
Anyone could tell I was doing Cloud's portrait, except unlike Cloud, I gotta smile.
Cloud/Laguna, if you will.
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I have a big nose, methinks.
Also.. I absolutely LOVE THAT MOVIE. Spoons... You rawk my sawks.
I am a sandbar of defiance.
What a great picture!
Most people wouldn't think there were so many drop-dead gorgeous ladies on a Final Fantasy board.
How wrong they would be.
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Super happy. :(
That's so sad it needs theme music!!!
I'll post two photos, but be warned that compared to the other photos on here mine might break the screen. You have been warned...
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I don't know what was going on with this, some weird hazy effect, might have been some filter in the camera. Either way, it's the only have decent photo I have of my face at a moderately close-up distance, so there ya go.
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In case you're wondering, yes, that is a bow I'm wearing. It was Red Nose Day, a national charity in England and everyone wears red (well, I say everyone, everyone who takes part) and all sorts of charity events take place for it. I don't normally have bows in my hair lemme assure you.
You've got the sun thru the windows backlighting your face.Quote:
I don't know what was going on with this, some weird hazy effect, might have been some filter in the camera.
Yeah, you're from the South alright. You've got the look totally down.
I don't know what that means.
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Originally Posted by Spooniest
He erm... finds you reaaaaally attractive? Take it as a compliment unless proven otherwise :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
You look like a woman who grew up south of the Mason-Dixon Line. Your hair, make-up, clothes, it's all very Modern Dixie-Chic.
Nothing more.
I grew up in the Heartland/Mid-West, and my shirt isn't really Southern inspired in the least, but okay. x)
Hahah spoons. My dad used to drive for a company called Mason Dixon. XD. Healso drove for WR GGrace... The subject of that one John Travolta movie.... A Civil Action.
Miss Sam, the "Bible Belt" is in the South.
I lived in Davenport, IA from the ages of 5 to 16. It ain't the Bible Belt. Tennessee is the Bible Belt.
Funny this thread pops up because I recently took a picture of myself where I genuinely smiled.
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...psa7cb79cf.jpg
Tennessee is totes the bible belt. Yeah buddy.
Seeeeph you'z a sezzy beast.
ahem
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Missouri is almost completely in the boundaries. ;)
Thank you. Used to look a lot better a few years ago. I mean, I could stand to lose a pound or 80 again!Quote:
Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine
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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Guh, wh- um,
This conversation is extraneous!
Your portrait is lovely.
Sephex always looks lovely. He's a beast.
No, seriously, I used to look a lot better:
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THAT HAIR.
Just like Jesus.
I love it. I totally would have hung out with you in high school, Sephex. You belong with the batcavers!
I was actually 24 when that picture was taken.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I stand by my statement. :colbert:
Well, thanks, but in High School, I think I was a bit of a turd. Not unbearable mind you, but you know...teenager crap.
I think we were all turds in high school.
I, too, would like to be promoted to the status of Sephex's Friend someday.
Uh. Yeah me too. But it's all good in tha 'hood, holmes.Quote:
Originally Posted by SephexThank you. Used to look a lot better a few years ago. I mean, I could stand to lose a pound or 80 again!Quote:
Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine
And for the record.... Jesus has weird wannabe gangster black hair. And stuff. He lives in Messco.
Let's get back to posting potential FF portraits! We need more in this thread!
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I AM THE HAPPIEST smurfING smurf.
No Shorty! All the girls are paying attention to me for a change! DON'T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO WHAT HAPPENING AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH----
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EUPHORIA
Yeah, well, if you are ever a waitress again the only tip I'm leaving you is one from my fedora.
Oh gosh I'm in the Bible Belt nowQuote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
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shion... I heart you, but you hate the South, so what does tacking on the Bible Belt stigma matter?
Right wing Christians are remarkably easy to deal with person-to-person. It's when they form political action committees (or, you know, are your family) that things get knotty.
Stay on topic, folks!
Ugh, what is that, Manus? Why do the mouths move. I hate it. That's not you. You're lying. What's wrong with you, where is your cricket bat/paddle.
What the probable smurf is that? I like it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
That. Is quite possibly one of the creepiest things I have ever seen...Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Speaking of creepy...
https://sphotos-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/h...38709686_n.jpg
And that is my wife behind me. :P
Rodney you plonka!Quote:
Originally Posted by SynoptikalThat. Is quite possibly one of the creepiest things I have ever seen...Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Speaking of creepy...
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And that is my wife behind me. :P
You wouldn't believe how many times I've been compared to Nicholas Lyndhurst.
...Never actually. It's a new one. My hat's off to you.
My portrait would likely be a cat.
Let's see how it would look if Shorty, Seph, Sam and I ran off to save the world...
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Dude, I am the tank of the group, and this is awesome.
Just out of shot of this photo, are two dead people they callously murdered with a hacksaw. Why is there no blood on them, you ask?Quote:
Originally Posted by Synoptikal
They showered together afterwards.
Though, actually
You two look really sweet together! The fact that you're both expressing the same emotion at the exact precise moment suggests some inner married telepathy mind business.
I guess I am Vivi because I am wearing black in that picture.
Whatever floats your airship.
The truth of it is...Quote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
I just really like trying to photobomb my wife. :P
She be sturdy, that lass. Thick like molasses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
:jess:
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I'm usually behind the camera, in costume or in full derpage mode.
So, I apologize in advance for the instagram facebook profile shot. ><
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Actually I had a really good derp-mode shot that would be my in-game profile, but somehow it is no longer on my SD card after my spree of work-photographer.
OMG THORNQUEEN IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
In regard to FF profiles, Thorny makes me think of Yuffie. also super cute!
nobody will ever look more like yuffie than James does :colbert:
also my favourite thing in this thread so far is the old/new pictures of Sephex and how all that has really changed is that his beard has widened with age.
It's not a competition!
Probably thhiiiiiis
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But then there's this secret, unlockable portrait too...
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So if we're going by what picture would remind us of an FF portrait, then I would say this picture is probably my best shot. XD
Portrait GET!https://sphotos-a-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/h...97105235_n.jpg
Sweet merciful crap you've been here a long time.
What're you doing? Singing or speaking, or whazzat?
Tried a diff hairstyle, typically called "combing your hair with a balloon"
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Also known as the 'thrown through a hedge' look. To be honest, it's a very low maintenance hairstyle because all you do is go to bed, sleep, get up, and it's styled for you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Spooniest
Or known in the Vicar of Dibley as the "I-Couldn't-Find-My-Hairbrushy". :D
In Nashville, I've heard it called "Just-got-out-of-bed-head."
IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYBODYNobody seems to have noticed yet that one of my eyes is different from the other. I wasn't born that way. It's the result of my younger brother David (who was a soccer player at the time) having delivered a perfectly executed soccer ball kick to my left eye when I was 11.
Or it could be JBF hair. (SPOILER)Just Been smurfedQuote:
Originally Posted by Spooniest
If they're different it's very subtle, or doesn't pick up well on a camera. Or both, possibly.
I don't feel like your heart was in that one.
Are you blind? That's her face!Quote:
Originally Posted by Spuuky
Not bad. I'll give you a B+.Quote:
Originally Posted by TigmafuzzAre you blind? That's her face!Quote:
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