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I saw this banner at the bottom of the forum and I wondered how one does get their "Smokey" on.
Well, how do you?
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Attachment 46498
I saw this banner at the bottom of the forum and I wondered how one does get their "Smokey" on.
Well, how do you?
if you avoid forests then you can't be responsible for the fires!
........
Thought this was about something else entirely.
:angel:Quote:
Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine
I pee on every fire I happen to stroll by. Every. One.
Is this common?Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
No, Smokey. Leave me alone. I won't listen to you unless you are in a Hollywood reboot with Top 40 songs that features teens or young adults singing songs written by executives looking to line their pockets with soccer mom money.
Not as often as in my youth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying MulletIs this common?Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
Shoehorn.
How would get smokey prevent forest fires? That's what starts them, god damnit!
I'm really, really tired, and misread that as "mouth". Ugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadheroNot as often as in my youth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying MulletIs this common?Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
I'm not getting my smokey on, because I'm too broke.
Nicotine, thou art a heartless bitch.
I am even more tired, and upon reading that wondered why you were starting up with nik0tine. This gal is going to go to bed, and be very careful to get her Smokey on by double-checking all the switches for our gas range are turned off, and that making sure that the smoke alarm and carbon monoxide detector do not require new batteries.
Yeah, the uh...substance, nicotine, not the user, nik0tine. I know next to nothing about said person.Quote:
Originally Posted by Calliope
by wearing bear fur clothing.
How To Get Your Smokey On
The last picture is me showing what to do once you have your Smokey on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Locky
Isn't this ad a little misleading. I mean, I know his name is Smokey. But he's telling you TO get your smokey on, and where there's smoke, there's fire...
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Originally Posted by Loony BoB
You don't die, turn into a zombie, start the apocalypse?
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Originally Posted by Jinx
Or get attacked by a man in a bear costume.
I'd like to know the parameters for what "getting your Smokey on" constitutes.
XDDD
I sometimes build a gravity bong.
or make a ghetto aluminum foil pipe.
One-hitter. Saves smokey.
[Generic Furry Laden Innuendo]