Shorty and I can no longer hide our love.
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Shorty and I can no longer hide our love.
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i am also getting married to handy02 View Profile: handy02 - Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums
Who wants to marry me? First come first served.
It's not worth it, beauties. In the end one of you dies and love is only until death does you part.
The eventual future of EoFF relationships:
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Joke's on you, I'm a robot.Quote:
Originally Posted by livingdeadgirl
Omg. Jinx & Shorty & Denny over there are gunna be all Sister Wives and junk.
I can't keep track of who I'm supposed to be marrying.... Or banging. Whatevs. I'm usually drunk when that topic pops up.
I'll marry all y'all.
Dibs. We can eat steak all day. :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22
Come here bby. :snog:
I see the lovebug has pushed those 40-and-single plans ahead quite a way.
I announced fake weddings before it became fashionable.
Who wasn't the lucky girl?
Your mom.
Hah.
All of you strike me as peasants who have no money. Sorry kids but I'm looking to score me a rich old sugar daddy who is going to have an unfortunate anvil-related accident.
Del Murder is your man.
Is that what they're calling it now?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodDibs. We can eat steak all day. :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22
I did wonder how a dork like him managed to get a girl like Miriel. I just assumed he was hung like a mammoth. He seems the type. This is not to imply that I fantasise about the size of EoFF member's penises, just to put that on record.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I call BS.
You don't know what you're missing until you've tasted a good sirloin tip.Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdoggIs that what they're calling it now?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodDibs. We can eat steak all day. :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22
They've call it that for a while, I just dropped the tube part. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdoggIs that what they're calling it now?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodDibs. We can eat steak all day. :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22
Look, I love blowing dudes as much as the next EoFFer, but why would you willingly choose that over a legit steak? Come on now.
The only scrub that Paul has eyes for is me. And failing me, he's implied he'd marry my sister. However, I would never wish that much punishment on a man I hate, let alone Paul.
It's genuinely creepy that you call him your leather daddy, Steve. xD
We call it a filter.
Whistleblowers, the lot of you.
Is it creepier that I am the one forcing him to do it? I like to think so, but constructive criticism welcomed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quint Eastwood
I thought you were marrying this guy
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I think that's cute, actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticIs it creepier that I am the one forcing him to do it? I like to think so, but constructive criticism welcomed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quint Eastwood
I had a dream that I got married and when I woke up I had eaten my pillow
Same here, although I have no idea how I got ahold of your pillow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
you guys act like I don't know that Paul is filtered for me?