Another Thread (if you HAVE to die)

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10-26-2013, 05:27 AM
Sephex

Another Thread (if you HAVE to die)

I DID IT! I MADE IT!
10-26-2013, 08:02 AM
Elskidor

I'll go out by being so upset about the lousy death options tonight, that I'll go down to the garage and in a fit of depression cut off my own head with a five dollar bill.
10-26-2013, 10:19 AM
Pike

I forgot to check myself and thus wrecked myself
10-26-2013, 11:03 AM
Madame Adequate

I didn't check my cisvital privilege and a zombie killed me in a fit of pique :( Or possibly a fit of being a zombie, idk.
10-26-2013, 06:56 PM
Laddy

If I die from cancer induced from lack of Facebook likes I can at least call everyone complete jerks with no consequence.
10-26-2013, 10:33 PM
Mirage

I forgot to check my central african lower class female priviledge
10-27-2013, 12:13 AM
EmperorCyan

I will never die. I am immortal.
10-27-2013, 02:22 AM
Shorty

ahahahaha the room
10-27-2013, 07:06 AM
Tigmafuzz

"Han Solo is actually did shot me"

when were you when heat legend dies
10-27-2013, 10:01 AM
Psychotic

Gotta be Greedo.
10-27-2013, 10:06 AM
noxious.sunshine

Uhm.

what? How do I wanna die?

Via assisted suicide ala Dr. Kavorkian.

not really.

This question perplexes me .
10-27-2013, 05:36 PM
Sephex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz

"Han Solo is actually did shot me"

when were you when heat legend dies

I may or may not have been drunk when I made this thread.
10-27-2013, 07:53 PM
Heath

It's apparently not possible/allowed for non-royalty to die in a royal palace, so I'm hoping to hole myself up in Buckingham Palace and live forever. I'm sure that'll work.
10-27-2013, 10:41 PM
fire_of_avalon

So what would they do? "This woman is having a stroke!" *guardsmen throws her into the street*
10-28-2013, 08:36 PM
Lone Wolf Leonhart

People didn't like enough Facebook posts to prevent me from getting cancer. But since I live in America, I'll probably die from a gunshot wound and won't have to deal with terminal illness. It was probably Han Solo, except he was with a snake instead of a wookie. I think he's Voldemort. It all started when I forgot to check my privilege and so he teabagged me in Halo. He wanted to make up for it by watching a movie with me. He suggested The Room but I had an emergency Magic the Gathering game in my pants so I had to leave. Weirder things have happened.

I refuse to answer this poll.
10-28-2013, 08:58 PM
Grim Reaper

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agrias

People didn't like enough Facebook posts to prevent me from getting cancer. But since I live in America, I'll probably die from a gunshot wound and won't have to deal with terminal illness. It was probably Han Solo, except he was with a snake instead of a wookie. I think he's Voldemort. It all started when I forgot to check my privilege and so he teabagged me in Halo. He wanted to make up for it by watching a movie with me. He suggested The Room but I had an emergency Magic the Gathering game in my pants so I had to leave. Weirder things have happened.I refuse to answer this poll.

Your soul has been acquired by The Undertaker.
10-31-2013, 10:49 AM
Ayen

I live in the US so I will probably get shot at one point or another.
10-31-2013, 10:56 AM
LocoColt04

UGH NO NOT THE ROOM ANYTHING BUT THE ROOM

Yeah, it's no wonder I died after that masterpiece of filmwork.
10-31-2013, 11:00 AM
Ayen

What a funny story, Loco.
10-31-2013, 11:17 AM
LocoColt04

If you've never seen The Room it's probably the perfect Halloween movie... I mean, it's the scariest thing I've ever seen, that's for certain.

The Room (2003) - IMDb