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10-31-2013, 01:02 AM
Grim Reaper

Welcome to The Underworld.

You are here because you are dead.

The first rule of The Underworld is that you do not talk about The Underworld outside of The Underworld.

Your job as minions of The Underworld is to entice as many other members as possible to talk about death, dying, Hell, Halloween and any other morbid topic around the rest of the forums so I can do my job and reap their souls.

This is a time-sensitive issue, minions. I need to reap as many souls before the end of Halloween.

If you have any questions about the person in charge or the other guy in the other place, or about death or general afterlife concerns, ask and I will answer as best I can.
10-31-2013, 01:08 AM
Ghosteses

now that i am dead. do i need to go to the bathroom anymore? or better yet... can i fly?
10-31-2013, 01:13 AM
Grim Reaper

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghosteses

now that i am dead. do i need to go to the bathroom anymore?

You tell me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghosteses

can i fly?

Think of a wonderful thought.
10-31-2013, 01:27 AM
Ghosteses

do you still go to the bathroom? xD
10-31-2013, 01:29 AM
Grim Reaper

Certainly not. I am not nor have ever been a human.
10-31-2013, 01:50 AM
Ghosteses

well since there appears to be no bathrooms about... i assume i do not have to worry about such earthly things anymore xD

i however refuse to be responsible for peoples deathseses ;o
10-31-2013, 01:53 AM
Grim Reaper

A shame. I thought you'd want more company down here.
10-31-2013, 01:58 AM
Ghosteses

oh i do =D i just could not live with myself if i caused there souls to be taken here by such a awesome person as yourself
10-31-2013, 02:11 AM
theundeadhero

Oh, you don't have to live with yourself. The reaper and I aren't even living at all. We're dead, but we can live with it.
10-31-2013, 02:26 AM
livingdeadgirl

Living is such a heartbreak anyways. You should stay down here with me. Forever.
10-31-2013, 05:05 AM
Quindiana Jones

Would you like to play a game of Battleships?
10-31-2013, 05:18 AM
Grim Reaper

Yeah, okay, sounds fun.
10-31-2013, 05:19 AM
Quindiana Jones

Righto. Ladies first, so your move.
10-31-2013, 05:24 AM
Grim Reaper

How'd you know it was me?

A4.
10-31-2013, 05:32 AM
Quindiana Jones

Just assumed, because of the dress.

Miss.

J10.
10-31-2013, 06:24 AM
Grim Reaper

E9.
10-31-2013, 06:27 AM
Ayen

I was wondering what the dearly departed thing was about.

I don't know why everyone is always fussing about death, I didn't feel a thing.
10-31-2013, 06:29 AM
The Man

Ïa! Fhtagn!
10-31-2013, 06:50 AM
Quindiana Jones

You're supposed to tell me if I hit or miss, Grim. :colbert:
10-31-2013, 07:31 AM
Grim Reaper

Right. I thought you were calling me miss because of my identity.

Miss.
10-31-2013, 07:37 AM
Quindiana Jones

Hah! :up:

E9, Miss.

A1.
10-31-2013, 09:35 AM
noxious.sunshine

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grim Reaper

Certainly not. I am not nor have ever been a human.

No Ghosty. He's a tall skeleton figure in a hooded Snuggie with a scythe and a Jamaican accent and no visible feet.

See!?

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/The_9c5db0_2472829.jpg
10-31-2013, 02:59 PM
NorthernChaosGod

So how mad would you be if I decided to be like Spawn and revolt? I didn't want to die. :colbert:
10-31-2013, 09:03 PM
Grim Reaper

And I thank you for it, little lady.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quint Eastwood

Hah! :up:

E9, Miss.

A1.

Ooh, got one.

M6.
10-31-2013, 10:58 PM
escobert

wth. I don't come to this place enough for these things!
10-31-2013, 11:46 PM
Iceglow

So I died for what sins?
11-01-2013, 01:07 AM
Ultima Shadow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grim Reaper

Your job as minions of The Underworld is to entice as many other members as possible to talk about death, dying, Hell, Halloween and any other morbid topic around the rest of the forums so I can do my job and reap their souls.

I take full credit for Psy, Pete, Old Manus and Red Pill. My death trap was a success!

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...ernkastel2.png
"...except it was all my idea. Now,
go make another thread already you
worthless minion, or I shall send you
straight to... well... right over there."

...nah, I'm too busy getting wasted on Pumpkin Ale.

No, seriously. Pumpkin Ale. Awesome stuff.
11-01-2013, 01:09 AM
Shorty

I want to try pumpkin ale!

I tried a pumpkin latte the other day. It was good at first and then it wasn't. :stare:
11-01-2013, 01:28 AM
Ultima Shadow

Samuel Adam's pumpkin ale is a little like that. It never really gets bad, but the first half of the bottle is better than the second half, basically. :p

I really, really like Hoppin’ Frog Double Pumpkin Ale though. It's like... pumpkin pie, but beer.
11-01-2013, 03:39 AM
Ghosteses

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jinx

http://home.eyesonff.com/lounge/1525...ml#post3324558

http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3324559

Doing my part!

people mention ghosts a lot. makes me nervous... yes. ghosts get nervous.
11-01-2013, 04:01 AM
Quindiana Jones

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grim Reaper

And I thank you for it, little lady.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quint Eastwood

Hah! :up:

E9, Miss.

A1.

Ooh, got one.

M6.

Miss.

M5, southbound past Tiverton.
11-02-2013, 08:03 AM
Lone Wolf Leonhart

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quint Eastwood

Would you like to play a game of Battleships?

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey - Playing Battleship with Death
11-02-2013, 12:34 PM
Quindiana Jones

Haha, wow! What a crazy random happenstance!
11-04-2013, 09:09 AM
Del Murder

I don't understand why I'm here? I never mentioned Candlejack even on
11-07-2013, 07:21 PM
TrollHunter

Totally just realized that I'm dead. I noticed the underworld forum but never cared to check it.
Guess I'm like that guy from the Sixth Sense. -shrugs- Oh well.

Can we still get people killed?