Make all usernames as long as "Arthur Rees whispering the word "jiggler" softly into your ear". Seriously it makes it look like a lot of people are online. It's brilliant!
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Make all usernames as long as "Arthur Rees whispering the word "jiggler" softly into your ear". Seriously it makes it look like a lot of people are online. It's brilliant!
That is seriously the dumbest idea you can come up with. :redface:
Dumb ideas are still ideas!
I lol'd. :aimsun:
It's all in the mind man. More people think that more people are online and therefore more people sign up and therefore more people are online. Bam. I'll take my prize.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
I think it would be nice if everyone had ridiculously long names, like how media in the subversive comedy genre usually have superfluously long episode or chapter titles
Let's think outside the box and use different EoFF names with [verbs]/[adjectives] and [nouns] instead of copying someone's existing one!
Shorty's idea is better. :D
And maybe we should combine screen names, and have them separated by commas, as to confuse people more with the actual number of members.
"Shorty, Denmark, Jinx, the Alive Man, and Loony BoB took my hair" would be a single member who appears to be just five (or more)
Now we are going in the right direction. I can be "Goldenboko, GB, GoBo, Goldybird, Golddust, GoldMember, Goldilocks, Goldzilla, Gold & Buckets".Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
Don't forget Goldboy.
Would jessweeee♪ be renamed jessweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪ ? :bigsmile:
I fully agree with the ideas in this thread; I can stretch out my name, add comas, and it'll be like I'm three different users.
I would like to see all of your best examples. Please relish in knowing that even the mere thought of name changes causes Loony BoB to go into a breakdown because he hates them so.
smittenkitten --> Loony BoB feels deeply violated and about to go into the corner of the Final Fantasy XIV forum to curl into a ball because what was once smittenkitten is now a tribute to the frivolous name changes that which he hates most about his beloved EoFF and feels that they are going to rip it apart at it's seems.
And here we have it folks. It wasn't Loony BoB buying the site, it wasn't people getting heating and leaving during site related or Political related debates, it wasn't a lack of funding.
EoFF is going to die at the hands of Boko and Shorty's troutty ideas.
Someone please come up with an especially exciting name for this oppressive naysayer.
nox, noxy, noxious, sunshine, sun, sunny, noxysun, obnoxious, that's all i got
"The corpse of a young woman from EoFF who he has tricked into meeting with him, pretending to be this deep and sensitive guy, and then after a little wine and a little laughter he has pinned her to his bed and peeled her skin like he would an onion because nobody can possibly be as strange as Daniel Towns is without being some sort of vile murderous ghoul who covers his inadequacies by mutilating young women." is still probably the best username anyone has come up with, but I think you'd have to alter the structure of a bunch of tables to get it to fit.
"Daniel Towns suspiciously plunging his finger into a bowl of jelly" is a close second. The Arthur Rees one isn't bad either.
Let's rename Loony BoB to 'Loony BoB just had sex with', then make fun of what ever poor soul follows his name on the who's online list.
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Originally Posted by Del Murder
Putting commas in names is a good way to confuse people into thinking there are more active members. I know plenty people have mentioned that re: Vincent, Thunder God's name in the past.
"Sephex has safe sex while wielding his death axe"
'Old Manus, SELECT Username IN [dbo.Users]'
I'm going to make accounts for every single one of my names.
Userbase doubled. :up:
Sure it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
There you go, dear.
I'm not typing that out, so from now on your name is Astt.
D'aw. You knew about my gluten allergy!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shlup