BRT looking for BWT to make BPTs

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12-10-2013, 06:38 PM
Flying Mullet

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BRT looking for BWT to make BPTs

I'm a Big Red Truck tired of wasting my time with the wrong trucks. I'm looking to make changes in my life, want to be loved and needed by a good big white truck. I'm ready to have a family and make big pink trucks. If you are in the same situation maybe we can talk? Serious inquiries only and please post a picture of yourself.

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12-10-2013, 06:40 PM
Psychotic

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

I'm looking to make changes in my life, want to be loved and needed by a good big white truck.

RACEIST!!! :nonono:
12-10-2013, 06:41 PM
noxious.sunshine

Ugh. You're a Freightliner.

I only smurf with Peterbilts.

Sorry.
12-10-2013, 06:46 PM
Pike

I want to change my Best Post vote to this.
12-10-2013, 06:47 PM
Madame Adequate

Maybe we can work something out but I'm a Scania, are we compatible?
12-10-2013, 06:49 PM
noxious.sunshine

Ahhhh screw it.

Beggars can't be choosers. :p
12-10-2013, 06:53 PM
Psychotic

Show me pictures of your rims, gurl. I like a wide load.
12-10-2013, 06:54 PM
Pike

HEY YA'LL, I'M LOOKIN' FER A GOOD TIME TOO!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi.../MaterCars.jpg
12-10-2013, 06:57 PM
noxious.sunshine

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Peterbilt 379 w/ Custom ICT Sleeper. ;p
12-10-2013, 06:58 PM
Madame Adequate

Well I'll just pack it up and go home I guess, I can't compete :(
12-10-2013, 06:59 PM
Psychotic

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Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine

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Peterbilt 379 w/ Custom ICT Sleeper. ;p

I will PayPal you $50 if you send me photos of your exhaust tips.
12-10-2013, 07:03 PM
noxious.sunshine

rofflesss you sound like a lot lizard

You said you liked wide loads! With a trailer & load on the back, it winds up being overweight on the scales!

(this whole forum is dragging the redneck side out of me hardcore. Thanks guys)
12-10-2013, 07:05 PM
Psychotic

I don't know what a lot lizard is, but I have a reptile like tongue with which to lick your transmission and send it to a gear its never been in before.
12-10-2013, 07:06 PM
Madame Adequate

Utter filth.
12-10-2013, 07:08 PM
noxious.sunshine

Actually not a Lot Lizard.. The truckers who pay for them.

I'm not a lot lizard.

(aka Prostitutes that hang out in truck stops. Typically white trash)
12-10-2013, 07:08 PM
Calliope

I go both ways.

http://paper-replika.com/images/stor...truck/pic3.jpg
12-10-2013, 07:09 PM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine

Actually not a Lot Lizard.. The truckers who pay for them.

I'm not a lot lizard.

(aka Prostitutes that hang out in truck stops. Typically white trash)

Oooh!

We just call those "Jess".
12-10-2013, 07:11 PM
noxious.sunshine

Really?? I've always grown up with it being called Lot Lizards.. Or well. When I finally heard the term, I was a teenager, but whatever.
12-10-2013, 07:13 PM
Psychotic

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Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine

Really?? I've always grown up with it being called Lot Lizards.. Or well. When I finally heard the term, I was a teenager, but whatever.

Yes yes that's all very well and good but less explanations, more giving me their phone numbers.
12-10-2013, 07:18 PM
noxious.sunshine

Just hit up your local TA, Pilot, Petro, Valero, Flying J, or Love's late nights on weekends. :up:
12-10-2013, 07:21 PM
Flying Mullet

"or"? Why can't it be "and"?
12-10-2013, 07:24 PM
noxious.sunshine

ok and. I just didn't think you could be at 6 diff places at once.. ^_^

EDIT: Alternatively, you could invest in a CB Radio.

Lot Lizards sometimes jump on there to pick up ... Customers.
12-10-2013, 07:24 PM
Psychotic

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Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine

ok and. I just didn't think you could be at 6 diff places at once.. ^_^

That's the power of a Big Pink Truck, baby.
12-10-2013, 07:31 PM
noxious.sunshine

hahaha It TELEPORTS.