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Apparently Miriel hasn't done any Christmas shopping for our very own sweet Admin Del. OurQuote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
underover-worked Del Deserves better than this! EoFF, I say we step in and help her figure out what to get Mr. Murder.
What should Miriel buy Del Murder for Christmas?
An enema. Maybe that'll get the stick out of his butt.
Last minute Christmas shopping with what I imagine must be just a massively round belly... I'm amused.
I have it on good authority that Del wants noise cancelling headphones and a gas mask.
I'm sure Miriel's farts aren't THAT loud and smelly, Shlup. She's not Rye.
I just changed a green bean diaper--he needs the gas mask.
She doesn't have to "get him" anything, she's already growing human beings for him xD
Bobbleheads, a new vita game, an industrial crate of cereal, a pre-loaded eReader, some manly slippers, an offer to bake cookies every week for a year, who knows?
Get him a stuffed parrot. Why stuffed? I don't know how tamed her dogs are around birds so they may eat a real parrot.
Naw, that only counts the same as giving a St. Patrick's Day card.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinx
If Del is anything like me (and I have it on good authority that he's not) those humans are more for her than him. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Calliope
Depending on just how much she loves him/is handy, she could try making one of these in about a week: N64 step by step guide | Bacteria's site
Her bright smile and open arms every evening when I come home is all the gift I need.
Well, that, and a PS4.
I've been sent to inform you that you are to begin liking babies immediately or face banishment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22If Del is anything like me (and I have it on good authority that he's not) those humans are more for her than him. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Calliope
Depending on just how much she loves him/is handy, she could try making one of these in about a week: N64 step by step guide | Bacteria's site
Unless you're looking to make some with me, your opinion on me reproducing and successfully raising babies is worth nothing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Nothing I say!
Does giving the gift of explicitly telling him what I want for Christmas count as a gift in itself? :greenie:
Not if I forgot to get it for you. :shifty:
No. That's a gift for yourself so he doesn't smurf up and make you angry.
If he's as dense about it as BJ, it should.
I have a smurfing Amazon wish list and I still had to tell BJ "Yes, I want the things on my wish list. Yes, if you get me the cookie jar that's on my wish list I will like the gift."
Huh? Who?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinx
Don't answer that. Let's stop that kind of talk in this thread and instead focus on presents for me.
Here love, an e-cookie. That is your gift. :cookie:
Seems an acceptable gift to me. Cookies are delicious.
You guys, it's all good now. Del Murder officially has a gift under the Christmas tree. :cheer:
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I strongly doubt the Sudetenland is in that package.
But last year he got three gifts!Quote:
Originally Posted by Calliope
Danielle has currently spent more on my Christmas gifts for Danielle than I have. She told me she found a really nice laptop bag and I'm to send her the money she spent on it. I find this kind of amusing but for a practical person like me, this is a great system to have. She also wants shoes... yeah... not sure I'm the best person to pick those out. :erm:
Miriel, you can provide him a gift inspired by Lonely Island and Justin Timberlake. Raistlin in a box. Guy freakin' loves Raistlin. And who doesn't love boxes!?
Wonder Woman Rhinestone encrusted heels in by ShoebeedooBoutiqueQuote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
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