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Where does the villain of FFVII buy his make up?
Sephoraoth.
What does Red XIII say when he sleeps in a hotel room?
No-knock-y.
Did you hear Vincent was sick?
Yeah, he was coffin in his sleep.
Why are there no Jews in FFVII?
BECAUSE OF THE JEW NON CANNON
How do you save gil on buying a Moogle doll at the Golden Saucer?
Use a kupon.
Ever since the plate fell in Sector 7 the drinks at the bar haven't been the same.
They're a little flat.
I don't get them.
What are Tifa's ambitions regarding Cloud?
To nibble heim
I'm not proud of that.
smurfing lost it at JEW NON CANNON
It's "kupon" that got me laughing for real, instead of groaning out an embarrassed chuckle. xD
Genius.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
What is Rapps' favourite chocolate bar?
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What is the most dangerous sexual act in the world of FFVII?
Death Blow
this.. is hilarious..
but i dont get the Spehiroth one
There is a make up brand called Sephora.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaibana
aaaaah ok! ty
When their makeup is drippin' at Honeybee Inn, the girls say, it's Mukki.
When the floors are all sticky with who-knows-what-that-is, the girls say, it's Mukki.
When there's goo on the doorknobs, no one can get in, the girls say, it's Mukki.
No matter how low the regulars go, hey, don't you know, it's Mukki.
Weather forecast for the northern midgar region: Kalm.
I tried to level up all the members of the party in FFVII, but it took so long, I couldn't Barrett.
kalm indeed, theres not a cloud in the airQuote:
Originally Posted by WildRaubtier
These are the worst jokes I have ever heard and you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Did you hear why Cloud's mom was upset?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirage
Yeah, after he visited her she felt burnt.
Barret and his best friend are walking through a canyon when suddenly a tragic accident occurs that mortally wounds Barret's pal.
Cradling him in his arms, Barret asks "Are you gonna be ok, buddy?? :'(."
His friend replies:
"No, Barret, I'm Dyne."
pff it seems im not creative at all.. :(
cant come up with a good joke xD
Three Turks walked into a bar.
One got kicked out for being Rude.
Well now there is at least one sort of ok joke in this thread.
Winner by far.Quote:
Originally Posted by WildRaubtier
Sorry, this bar is too loud. What were you Tseng?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
I think he said we should go to the quiet bar in Reno.Quote:
Originally Posted by WildRaubtierSorry, this bar is too loud. What were you Tseng?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
What? You think we should go to the night time bar in Treno? Man, that isn't even in this game!Quote:
Originally Posted by Scotty_ffgamerI think he said we should go to the quiet bar in Reno.Quote:
Originally Posted by WildRaubtierSorry, this bar is too loud. What were you Tseng?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
Oh, that bad joke is making me so mad, I think I'm turning Scarlet.Quote:
Originally Posted by SephexWhat? You think we should go to the night time bar in Treno? Man, that isn't even in this game!Quote:
Originally Posted by Scotty_ffgamerI think he said we should go to the quiet bar in Reno.Quote:
Originally Posted by WildRaubtierSorry, this bar is too loud. What were you Tseng?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
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"Angry Chinese man, say... these jokes are awfur.
Time for you awr to Reeve!"
Reno we have to go! but the way you show us the door, like were back in the Mideelval times!
That was Strife three. The writing is on the Wallace now. As Donald Trump has famously CID, "You are Sapphired."
What do Aeris and Mediterranean cuisine have in common?
You can find both on skewers.
Why was Aeris expelled from Midgar High?
Bellybutton piercings were against the school dress code.
Why did Aeris get breast reduction surgery?
She was having back pains.
Why can't Aeris make it in the entertainment industry?
She's all washed up.
What's Aeris's favorite heavy metal song?
Holy Diver.
Who's Aeris's favorite James Bond actor?
Pierce Brosnan.
Why don't Aeris and Sephiroth get along in bed?
(SPOILER)She doesn't like being penetrated from behind.
Aeris hater allert!!
i dnt get the jokes
So this one time, I used Aeris, and she was totally useful
Sorry, Aerith, these made me laugh. You can punish me when I get to the lifestream.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
What made Seto a poor excuse for a father?
He was always stoned.
What made Hojo attracted to Lucrecia?
She was open to experimentation.
I can tell you some stories here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
Where did Caith Sid go on hiliday this year? the great barrier reeve
Why did Tifa take her weapons when she went on that date with Cloud at the Gold Saucer?
No glove, no love
What did Tifa say to Cloud after 'defeating' him later the same night?
"Stay where you belong... in my mammaries."
What do you call someone who saw the Calamity fall from the sky?
Jenova's Witness
What's the most dreaded fish in all the Lifestream?
Mako shark
What did Tifa say to Cloud after 'defeating' him later the same night?
"Stay where you belong... in my mammaries."
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