Fossilized Chocobo Eggs Discovered in Nevada Desert
BULLHEAD CITY, NV--U.S. paleontologists have reportedly unearthed what appears to be none other than fossilized chocobo eggs from an excavation site located deep within in the harsh Nevada desert.
Dr. Odine Leonidas Perrywinkel, lead paleontologist at the excavation site, was quoted as saying, "We anticipate that these eggs will yield a wealth of knowledge of ancient chocobo inhabitants in the area and we hope to uncover much more information about this little-known species. Our discovery expands the known range of prehistoric beasts and may provide a new understanding of life before our time." It could be that Dr. Perrywinkel had more information to offer, but such a thing was difficult to determine between the zany mumblings and noises he emitted, which were clouded in a thick German accent. He then advised that he could not comment further on the subject matter as he was late for golf and lemonade with the Headmaster of Nevada's Garden Academy.
Hojo Hollander, professor of geology at the New University of Nevada in Las Vegas, said the geologic and paleontologic communities did not previously conceive that it was possible to procure evidence of chocobos having once inhabited the ancient Nevada desert, even though there is evidence that forests and great bodies of water were located here during the Mesozoic age. Hollander has speculated that it is possible the chocobos may have even mated with dinosaurs, but added that his word should not be taken as gospel because he is no expert on reproduction, as his wife is often fond of reminding him.
The eggs will be put on display at the Paramecial Science Center and Exploratorium for the first time beginning in June of 2014, where they will be displayed for a year before relocating to a permanent home in the dedicated Hyne Museum, which houses many of the paleolithic discoveries made in the southwestern states.
