Let's Play: Crusader Kings II: Game of Thrones Mod [SPOILERS] [Rest in RIP]

Because the Iron Throne belongs to one person, and that person is Daenerys Targaryen. That's right, friends, it's time to...

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:save: I HAVE NEVER PLAYED THIS MOD BEFORE :save: so this will be interesting.

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Oh boy, here we go!

So upon starting the game I have no idea where I am. Literally. When you start as Dany you have no land, I guess? Crusader Kings 2 says I am in an "unknown location" and also helpfully tells me that Ser Jorah needs to get married.

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On the other hand I'm the mothersmurfing Mother of Dragons. So that's pretty cool.

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And also apparently trout is going down.

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D:

Fortunately, after faffing about for a while, things start to look up:

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Now I'm presented with a choice:

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The clear answer is (SPOILER)Astapor http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...pscd2687d5.gif

Let's find Jorah a purdy lady!

Having loaded up the game again, a whole bunch of exciting stuff has happened. Including this:

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Which is pretty great.

Now I'm apparently kicking ass and taking names!

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Let's find Jorah a purdy lady!

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:monocle:

Unfortunately the game won't let me get married. It will, however, let me marry Jonah off to Irri, who is apparently my lesbian lover.

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Doing some digging around to find out more about this relationship, I have discovered that if I really want to, I can attempt to imprison Drogon! (I'm not sure if this is a very good idea.)

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Poor Jorah. I want to hook him up with someone but the poor guy is +70 "Deeply in love" with me! :whimper:

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That's a guy?

Dany can't get married as long as her Widowed trait remains, I believe.

Actually could we get a pic of Dany's character screen, on that note? I think some parts are random.

HOLY trout HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU

Dany's hair is so bad. xD

Is there a way to get bigger pictures so we can read the text without clicking? :3

Oh that Jorah. Forever friends.

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Originally Posted by Mister Adequate

Actually could we get a pic of Dany's character screen, on that note? I think some parts are random.

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Presenting Dany!

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I'm stomping around Yunkai destroying everything. It's really fun.

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Things were going swimmingly for a while until...

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JORAH IS CHEATING ON ME (never mind that we're not in a relationship)

WITH DOREAH

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"LOL"

To no one's great surprise my opinion of the little rugrat is -47.

Guess one man can only handle so much of the friendzone :(

Meanwhile I'm continuing to wreck Yunkai. While doing this I took a quick gander over at Westeros to see what those guys are up to. Turns out Tywin has decided to kick the bucket.

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DURING HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT WITH BALON GREYJOY.

Why didn't this happen in the show again? I mean really.

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Woulda been great to watch those two duke it out..

Anyways, then this occurred:

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:shobon:

ISN'T JORAH MARRIED TO IRRI

DUDE GETS AROUND

ALSO THAT CHARACTER IZEMBARO WASN'T IN THE BOOKS WHAT IS THIS TROUT

Gotta show Dany what she's missing

Lock Dorreah in a vault.

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DANY NO

So Yunkai got completely destroyed. :smug:

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Time to take a look around Westeros and see what's up.

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Oh. Well, this looks kind of weird...

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Joffrey was... executed? By... King Renly Baratheon?

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Yes. King Renly. And Stannis is NOT happy about it, as can be seen by his -100 opinion of Renly.

Hmm. I wonder what's going on up in the North...

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King Bran, huh? Well that's an interesting turn of events.

Oh well, back to me and my dragons and...

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...wait, what?

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Jorah... no :(

:(

Wow, this game is full of spoilers.

Sorreh :shobon:

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Originally Posted by Jinx

Wow, this game is full of spoilers.

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Only the major lords in the final couple of start dates are really, but there's a BIG one that might show up in the form of (A Dance with Dragons, probably season 5 or 6 spoilers) (SPOILER)Young Griff

DUDE smurfING KING BRAN THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT YET HUX

I had no idea this would be a spoilery game when I started playing it. :shobon: I marked the thread title. I imagine it will diverge from "reality" the more I play, though.

I'm just sorry you had to find out about King Bran the way you did. :(

Also, damn. Stannis' wife, Selyse, is an...um....looker.

I don't even know what you're talking about anymore Sam :p

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I don't even know what you're talking about anymore Sam :p

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Maybe I don't know what you're talking about. :colbert:

Dammit, Jorah. THIS IS WHY WE'RE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD!

So I started playing myself, as Robb Stark, and Stannis killed Renly and then beat Joffrey for the Iron Throne.

Then this happened:

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Stannis what the hell, she was thirteen! You never even sent a demand for my surrender or capitulation!

Awww man spoilered. ._. Silly me for reading! *stops halfway*

It was really entertaining though! I stupidly didn't even notice the spoiler bit in the thread title, and just assumed (because of how whacked out all the occurances were to that point) that this game had zero spoilers about the books/TV series because all the things that were happening were not in line with the book (eg. Renly defeating Joffrey, Jorah being married off and having a kid with Dorreah, etc). I could have continued reading and been none the wiser had people not said "Oops, spoilers." >_>; Probably better off not finding out that I knew the entire storyline or anything, though. Whoopsie daisy.

Was a super entertaining read, though. :D

I didn't know it was spoilers until people pointed it out. xD YOU GUYS SHOULDA JUST NOT TOLD US

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Originally Posted by Mister Adequate

So I started playing myself, as Robb Stark, and Stannis killed Renly and then beat Joffrey for the Iron Throne.

Then this happened:

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Stannis what the hell, she was thirteen! You never even sent a demand for my surrender or capitulation!

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Where is Stannis Justice-is-my-middle-name Baratheon now?

Also, Pike: Fair enough...but then how will anyone know what is and isn't spoilers from here out?

People who care this much about spoilers can avoid the thread now that it's marked.

Thinking now that I should start anew with a different scenario, though.

Noooooooooooooo, don't :(

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Where is Stannis Justice-is-my-middle-name Baratheon now?

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You kidding? That's exactly the sort of thing Stannis would do.

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Also, Pike: Fair enough...but then how will anyone know what is and isn't spoilers from here out?

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That's the point, they won't know at all :p

Pike better finish this Let's Play or I will reveal every spoiler ever.

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He's a babe.

IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KHALEESI OMG

Meanwhile, Jorrah weeps

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Where is Stannis Justice-is-my-middle-name Baratheon now?

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On the Iron Throne where he belongs :smug:

Well now that Dany's getting it on :smug: whilst also destroying all that stands in her way, it's time to see how Westeros is doing.

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Oh. Well, that's a thing.

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And Bran is in prison. :(

Oh well, fortunately that's all the way over THERE and I'm over here doing awesome :smug: In fact, I'd say that everything is going my way and...

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Oh.

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...oh.

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RIP In Peace. :(

Oh man if you'd lived just a little longer you might have had a Rakharo babby to carry on the Targaryen line :(

This kind of ignominious end is exactly the sort of thing Gurm would write though :argh:

Valar Morghulis.

SEVEN HELLS

The end :(