I can't sharpen pencils

I mean I can, but not the first sharpen. I ALWAYS mess it up.

What are some very simple tasks that you can't seem to do?

I feel you on the pencil thing. smurfing pencils, man.

I can't hold things in my hands. I'm always dropping stuff. And I don't mean that in a "tee hee, I'm so clumsy" kind of way; I need to stop dropping things goddammit.

Sharpening pencils at school is like a guilty pleasure of mine. I love doing it, even if they are new. I can't write in pen though. Decent handwriting in pencil-loopy scribbles in pen.

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

Sharpening pencils at school is like a guilty pleasure of mine. I love doing it, even if they are new. I can't write in pen though. Decent handwriting in pencil-loopy scribbles in pen.

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Can you come over and sharpen all of my pencils please?

I can't follow directions or remember things.

Opening tightened jars. I can lift over 150lbs but I can't twist the lid off a jar to save my life.

Operate touchscreen technology or use voice activated telephone prompts.

Have paper in my hand for more than 10 seconds without rolling/folding/creasing it.

I'll be searching for something only to find it's been literally staring me in the face the entire time.

I can't roll my tongue into a U shape. Nor can I blow bubbles with bubble gum.

Sharpening pens.

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Originally Posted by Pike

Nor can I blow bubbles with bubble gum.

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Neither.

I can do everything mentioned in this thread, including sharpening pens (if you didn't attempt this at least once as a kid I perceive you as weird).

But I can't fry an egg without breaking the yolk and I can't flip an omelette or pancake. Basically if it involves a frying pan, I'm pretty useless.

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I can't roll my tongue into a U shape.

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tbf that one's not your fault. Blame your parents.

I cannot click my fingers for the life of me.

Oh right, I can't snap either.

I can't whistle or do the u-tongue thing. :cry:

Oh I can't whistle, either :(

Me either :(

I can actually whistle pretty well, but I can't do that thing where you stick fingers in your mouth and whistle really loud.

I can't seem to walk anywhere without tripping over things that aren't even there. :|

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Originally Posted by Pike

I can actually whistle pretty well, but I can't do that thing where you stick fingers in your mouth and whistle really loud.

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Emphatic ditto


ALSO: I have suck-ass hand-writing. Just ask my mom.

I can't cook quesadillas. I tried and I failed and I literally cried