JuraCiddies Park: An Audio Event Experience - BEST POST WINNER CHANGED!!!

Two Weeks

2,852 Nominations

47 Nominators

257 Nominees

147 Finalists

3,163 Votes

83 Voters

52 Ciddies

2 Highwinds

52 Awards

More Than A Few Tie-Breakers

All building up to this moment in EoFF history...

:ciddie::ciddie:

The Ciddies XXVI Winners Revelations Thread

:ciddie::ciddie:

Oh man, it's been crazy building up to this event! I never thought it would have gone so well, but that extra day of being able to type up the speeches has made all the difference. Not much sleep last night so I'm a little tired - we'll see how that goes when I'm a little drunk later this evening... but hey, that's all par for the course in the Ciddies!

This particular event will be not only in this thread and the chatroom, but also on our TeamSpeak server - all speeches will have an audio option too. So you can basically close your eyes and listen back as we unveil the winners and build up all the hype! You don't even need to be at your PC! ...but it would be really cool if you could be, so let's get down to the nitty gritty details on TeamSpeak so you can all join in.

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DOWNLOAD TEAMSPEAK HERE!

Server: http://www.eyesonff.com:20182
Password: F4tCh0c0b0

Tips: Installation, Configuration and General Use

• You don't need to install Overwolf. I didn't. I understand it's for social media stuff.
• When finishing, you can uncheck things like "Do you want to rent a server?" or "Do you want a public server list?" or whatever they are. I unchecked everything on the last installation page! It still automatically opens and starts up a setup wizard.
• When setting the microphone sensitivity, try and get it so that it picks up on your voice, but not your typing. Clack away on your keyboard to be sure. Nobody likes a microphone picking up a lot of heavy breathing, typing, eating and whatnot!
• Once installed, click on Connections and then Connect. It'll ask you for a server name and password - use the ones listed above. Connect - it should take you straight to the Fat Chocobos lobby. There are seperate channels for the individual dungeons should there be two parties doing different dungeons at once.
• I strongly suggest adding a bookmark for the server to save you a hassle later on.
• If you right click on a person's name, you can change the volume for individual people. Turn the quieter people up, and the louder people down, and eventually everyone should be at a nice even level so you can play without having trouble hearing people (or deafening yourself).
• If you're anything like everyone who is playing so far, you'll find you have to turn the volume of the game down dramatically! To do this, go to the game's main menu (generally using Escape) and then select System Configuration, then the sound button (red one on the left) and then decrease the master volume.
• Best not sit a microphone in front of your speakers as this will cause feedback/echoing. If you have a headset, awesome! So far we've not had any real problems, though.

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Posts typed up? Check. Tally ready? Check. Eye of the Tiger? Hell yes check.

So... ya'll ready for this? :aimsun:

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1. Best Member
Psychotic..........................59
Shorty.............................58
Loony BoB..........................49
shion..............................43
Scotty_ffgamer.....................32
Sephex.............................31
Jinx...............................29
Pike...............................28
Rantz..............................23
Del Murder.........................16
RSL.................................6

2. Best Male
AUTOMATIC

3. Best Female
AUTOMATIC

4. Best Administrator/Developer/Tech Admin
Psychotic..........................16
Loony BoB..........................15
Rantz..............................12
Dr Unne.............................9
o_O.................................5
Cid.................................3
Marshall Banana.....................3
Samuraid............................2
RSL.................................1

5. Best Cid's Knight
Shorty.............................27
Pike...............................13
fire_of_avalon......................9
Shauna..............................7
Shiny...............................4
Mister Adequate.....................2
RSL.................................1

6. Best Editor
Aulayna............................32
Freya..............................14
Raistlin............................6
Lockharted..........................4
Goldenboko..........................2
RSL.................................1

7. Best Recognized Member / Contributor
shion..............................18
Del Murder.........................11
Agent Proto........................10
Jiro................................9
Wolf Kanno..........................8
Formalhaut..........................2
Jess................................2
RSL.................................1
theundeadhero.......................1

8. Best Veteran
Lone Wolf Leonhart.................13
The White Wizard of Fynn...........10
Quin................................9
Calliope............................8
The Man.............................8
Denmark.............................5
Sephex..............................5
blackmage_nuke......................2
Old Manus...........................2
NeoCracker..........................1
RSL.................................1

9. Best Regular
Scotty_ffgamer.....................17
Bubba..............................14
Jinx...............................14
Shaibana............................7
Spooniest...........................4
maybee..............................3
Hypoallergenic Chie.................1
LadyJuxtaposition...................1
RSL.................................1

10. Best Newbie
AlaynaMae..........................21
ToriJ..............................11
Mr. Shauna.........................10
LocoColt04..........................5
Yellow_Magic........................5
Colonel Angus.......................4
Kalevala............................4
noxious.sunshine....................2
Newmani.............................1
RSL.................................1

11. Nicest Member
Lonely Paper Star..................15
shion..............................10
The White Wizard of Fynn............9
Rantz...............................8
Loony BoB...........................5
Shorty..............................5
Calliope............................4
Jess................................4
Pike................................3
RSL.................................1

12. Evilest Member
Del Murder.........................13
Jinx...............................12
Spuuky..............................8
Loony BoB...........................7
Mister Adequate.....................7
Vivi22..............................5
Mirage..............................4
Psychotic...........................2
Skyblade............................2
RSL.................................1

13. Sexiest Male
Rantz..............................12
Bubba..............................11
Jiro................................7
Kalevala............................7
Raistlin............................5
Pete for President..................4
o_O.................................3
Psychotic...........................3
RSL.................................1

14. Sexiest Female
Shiny..............................10
Lockharted..........................9
Fujiko..............................8
Jinx................................8
Shorty..............................7
Jess................................6
Pike................................6
AlaynaMae...........................4
noxious.sunshine....................2
shion...............................2
RSL.................................1

15. Cutest Male
Jiro...............................13
Parker.............................10
Formalhaut..........................6
Happy Noodle Boy....................6
Rantz...............................6
The White Wizard of Fynn............5
ToriJ...............................5
Mr. Shauna..........................2
RSL.................................1

16. Cutest Female
Lonely Paper Star..................12
Jessweeee♪.........................11
Shorty..............................6
Jess................................5
AlaynaMae...........................4
Jinx................................4
shion...............................4
Lockharted..........................3
Pike................................3
Shiny...............................2
Aulayna.............................1
RSL.................................1

17. Best Custom Rank
Psychotic..........................11
AlaynaMae...........................9
Pike................................8
Vivi22..............................8
shion...............................6
Jinx................................4
Rantz...............................4
Spuuky..............................4
RSL.................................1

18. Best Avatar
blackmage_nuke......................9
Pike................................8
Del Murder..........................6
Rantz...............................5
AlaynaMae...........................4
Aulayna.............................3
Jessweeee♪..........................3
Parker..............................3
Shauna..............................3
BlueD...............................2
shion...............................2
RSL.................................1

19. Best Signature
Parker.............................11
fire_of_avalon......................8
Pike................................8
Quin................................6
Freya...............................5
Shauna..............................5
AlaynaMae...........................3
blackmage_nuke......................2
RSL.................................1

20. Best Artist
Pete for President.................16
EtcherSketcher......................8
starlet.............................8
black orb...........................7
The White Wizard of Fynn............6
LadyJuxtaposition...................4
Agent Proto.........................3
Freya...............................1
RSL.................................1

21. Best Writer
AlaynaMae..........................15
Lonely Paper Star..................11
Jiro................................7
Pike................................4
Scotty_ffgamer......................4
The White Wizard of Fynn............4
shion...............................3
Mister Adequate.....................1
RSL.................................1

22. Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster
Wolf Kanno.........................29
The White Wizard of Fynn............6
Jinx................................5
Psychotic...........................4
Aulayna.............................3
Bolivar.............................3
maybee..............................2
shion...............................2
ToriJ...............................2
Mr. Shauna..........................1
RSL.................................1
Vivi22..............................1
Jiro................................0
Sephex..............................0

23. Best #eoff Chatter
Nicolas............................10
The Man.............................8
Lonely Paper Star...................6
Parker..............................6
noxious.sunshine....................5
fire_of_avalon......................4
Agent Proto.........................3
Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World...3
Rantz...............................2
shion...............................2
RSL.................................1

24. Best Thread
Ulimate Admin Thunderdome - THUNDERDOME CHAMPION REVEALED..................12
EoFF Candy Cane Delivery Service, kupo!....................................11
Writing Prompts II..........................................................8
Eyeson PostSecret - 3/17/14 Secrets Posted!.................................7
What's up bro...............................................................6
Let's Read 50 Shades of Grey (and be a b*tch about it) (explicit content)...4
Jiro's Journey..............................................................3
Fri 13th Ciddies - REVELATIONS WINTER 2013 - ...............................2
Appearance and Gender-Based Appearance Awards...............................2
RSL.........................................................................1

25. Best Post
Post as another member - Post #43..........................................15
Ulimate Admin Thunderdome - THUNDERDOME CHAMPION REVEALED - Post #250.......8
And we kneel - Post #16.....................................................7
Do you wash your hands after you use the bathroom? - Post #32...............7
The Wow Picture Thread of "Such doge!" - Post #91...........................4
FFVII Jokes - Post #17......................................................2
FFVII Jokes - Post #19......................................................2
Ulimate Admin Thunderdome - THUNDERDOME CHAMPION REVEALED - Post #294.......2
RSL.........................................................................1

26. Best Let's Play
Let's Play Chrono Trigger..................................................16
Let's Play The Sims 3 Final Fantasy........................................11
Let's Harry Potter Games....................................................7
The Dragon's Revival: CK2 GoT House Targaryen in Robert's Rebellion.........6
Let's Play Super Mario Brothers!............................................4
Let's Play: The Elder Scrolls I: Arena - Got The Moves Like Jagar!..........3
Let's Play Ace Attorney w/ pr00t............................................3
RSL.........................................................................1

27. Best Article / Article Series
The Sims Let's Play........................................................14
Final Fantasy Fan Art Showcase of the Week..................................7
FINAL FANTASY XIV Patch 2.1 - Impressions...................................7
How the Characters of FFIX Inspired Me......................................6
Community Update............................................................5
Distant Worlds in Portland: A Fan's First Experience........................4
Locky's Top 5 Fashionable Dresspheres of Final Fantasy X-2..................3
Star Blitzball Player Threatens To Quit Over Pronunciation Dispute..........3
RSL.........................................................................1

28. Funniest Member
Quin...............................15
Parker.............................11
Psychotic..........................11
Sephex..............................8
DK..................................7
Mr. Shauna..........................5
Old Manus...........................3
Rantz...............................2
RSL.................................1

29. Weirdest Member
SuperMillionaire...................14
Mercen-X...........................13
Alive-Man...........................8
Jinx................................5
Parker..............................5
noxious.sunshine....................4
Spooniest...........................4
ToriJ...............................3
Relena Peacecraft...................2
Mirage..............................1
RSL.................................1
Shorty..............................1
Forsaken Lover......................0
Loony BoB...........................0

30. Biggest Kid
Parker.............................10
Mr. Shauna..........................8
noxious.sunshine....................8
Jinx................................7
ToriJ...............................6
Chris...............................5
Loony BoB...........................4
NeoCracker..........................3
Pike................................3
Mercen-X............................2
Quin................................2
RSL.................................1

31. Most Confused Member
Shaibana...........................14
SuperMillionaire...................10
noxious.sunshine....................7
Fonzie..............................5
Spooniest...........................5
shion...............................4
ToriJ...............................4
The Man.............................3
Wolf Kanno..........................2
Agent Proto.........................1
Raistlin............................1
RSL.................................1
Shorty..............................1
Sir Lancealot.......................0

32. Most Supportive Member
Shorty.............................11
shion...............................9
fire_of_avalon......................6
Loony BoB...........................6
Formalhaut..........................4
The White Wizard of Fynn............4
Calliope............................3
Mister Adequate.....................3
o_O.................................3
AlaynaMae...........................2
Denmark.............................2
Lockharted..........................2
Pike................................2
Raistlin............................1
Rantz...............................1
RSL.................................1

33. Most Mysterious Member
Dr Unne.............................9
Madonna.............................7
Colonel Angus.......................6
Old Manus...........................6
Crop................................5
Del Murder..........................5
Spuuky..............................5
theundeadhero.......................5
Aulayna.............................2
Calliope............................2
Parker..............................2
Psychotic...........................2
Bolivar.............................1
RSL.................................1

34. Most Welcoming Member
Shorty.............................18
Loony BoB..........................11
shion..............................10
Pike................................9
Psychotic...........................5
Jinx................................4
The Man.............................3
Rantz...............................2
RSL.................................1

35. Most Intimidating Member
Spuuky.............................10
Del Murder..........................9
fire_of_avalon......................9
kotora..............................7
Shlup...............................6
Bunny...............................5
Jinx................................4
Shorty..............................4
noxious.sunshine....................3
Skyblade............................3
Jiro................................1
Loony BoB...........................1
RSL.................................1

36. Most Underrated Member
The White Wizard of Fynn............8
Crop................................7
krissy..............................7
maybee..............................7
Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World...7
LocoColt04..........................5
Værn................................5
Aulayna.............................4
blackmage_nuke......................4
Sephex..............................4
Tasura..............................4
Karifean............................3
Shaibana............................3
Skyblade............................3
RSL.................................1

37. Most Missed Member
Christmas..........................23
Rye.................................8
demondude...........................6
eestlinc............................6
smittenkitten.......................6
41-Inches-Wide......................5
RSL.................................5
Trumpet Thief.......................1

38. Most Productive Member
Loony BoB..........................13
Agent Proto........................12
shion..............................10
Wolf Kanno.........................10
Dr Unne.............................6
Aulayna.............................5
Psychotic...........................4
Shorty..............................4
Pike................................2
Rantz...............................1
RSL.................................1

39. Most Helpful Member
Rantz..............................13
Dr Unne............................11
o_O................................10
Loony BoB...........................7
Shorty..............................6
Aulayna.............................4
Psychotic...........................4
Samuraid............................3
RSL.................................1

40. Cutest Couple
AlaynaMae & Jiro...................13
Mr. Shauna & Shauna.................9
Del Murder & Miriel.................8
Loony BoB & smittenkitten...........7
sharkythesharkdogg & shion..........6
Mister Adequate & Pike..............5
Calliope & Spuuky...................3
Denmark & Jinx......................3
Fujiko & o_O........................3
Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted.......1
RSL & RSL's Hat.....................1

Most Likely To...

41. Be the Next Staffer
Mr. Shauna.........................13
shion..............................11
The White Wizard of Fynn............9
Wolf Kanno..........................9
Scotty_ffgamer......................8
Quin................................6
ToriJ...............................6
Sephex..............................5
RSL.................................1

42. Get Banned
nik0tine...........................25
Jinx................................8
Jiro................................7
Parker..............................7
Mirage..............................4
kotora..............................3
Sephiroth...........................3
RSL.................................1
Skyblade............................0

43. Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time
AlaynaMae..........................25
Shiny...............................9
Kalevala............................6
LocoColt04..........................6
Rocket Edge.........................5
Sephiroth...........................3
Bones...............................2
sporklet............................2
Vermachtnis.........................2
maybee..............................1
RSL.................................1

44. Be Vladimir Putin
kotora.............................17
Psychotic...........................8
The Man.............................8
Del Murder..........................7
Yamaneko............................7
Raistlin............................5
Crop................................4
Parker..............................2
RSL.................................1
WildRaubtier........................0

45. Play at the FIFA World Cup
Old Manus..........................16
DK.................................10
Jiro................................9
Heath...............................6
Psychotic...........................6
Loony BoB...........................5
Bubba...............................3
Scotty_ffgamer......................2
RSL.................................1

46. Streak at the FIFA World Cup
noxious.sunshine...................11
DK..................................9
Old Manus...........................8
Iceglow.............................7
Jinx................................7
Psychotic...........................7
Quin................................4
Jess................................3
Loony BoB...........................2
Tavrobel............................2
RSL.................................1

47. Be too busy playing FFXIV to post frequently at EoFF
smittenkitten......................11
Loony BoB..........................10
Raine...............................9
Aulayna.............................7
Lumos...............................7
o_O.................................7
Ouch!...............................6
The Summoner of Leviathan...........6
WildRaubtier........................2
RSL.................................1
Rostum..............................0

48. Be Batman
SuperMillionaire...................10
Del Murder..........................9
fire_of_avalon......................9
Rantz...............................9
Agent Proto.........................7
Lonely Paper Star...................7
Iceglow.............................6
Bones...............................4
Psychotic...........................4
Crop................................3
Spuuky..............................3
RSL.................................1
blackmage_nuke......................0

49. Be Superman
Vivi22.............................12
Jiro...............................10
Lone Wolf Leonhart..................8
Quin................................8
Rantz...............................6
The Man.............................5
Del Murder..........................4
The White Wizard of Fynn............4
Agent Proto.........................3
Loony BoB...........................1
RSL.................................1

50. Get Together
Bones & Shorty.....................17
Psychotic & Shorty..................8
Crop & Parker.......................7
nik0tine & Spuuky...................7
noxious.sunshine & Rantz............7
Old Manus & SuperMillionaire........7
Jinx & The Man......................2
kotora & The Man....................2
RSL & RSL's Pork Pie Hat............1

TOTAL VOTES...............3162

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Congrats to all the sinners.

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Woop Woop!!

^matt & Parker irl

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Good luck everyone!

I hope I win everything.

Bubba to sweep the Ciddies!

Congrats to all the winners. Attachment 56262

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Originally Posted by Bubba

Bubba to sweep the Ciddies!

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That's very kind of you. Here is a broom - get to work!

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

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Originally Posted by Bubba

Bubba to sweep the Ciddies!

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That's very kind of you. Here is a broom - get to work!

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Boooooo!!!!!!!

God I want to give you rep Psy, but I also know I need to save it or else I'm going to run out so quickly.

Don't we normally get rid of the daily rep limit on Ciddies day? Has someone gotten around to that yet?

Hopefully there's lots of venus fly traps and curdled milk involved, I want to brace myself amongst the foliage!

There's a rep limit? :erm:

oh yay. ciddies. :eep:

The rep limit isn't real, it resets everytime you type the letter 'z' in a post so just make sure you put some in there at some point and it doesn't matter.

I didn't know there was a limit to how much rep you can give. I'm kind of surprised I haven't reached it.

Good luck to everybody, & don't forget to use a designated driver afterwards! Jinx

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Originally Posted by Pike

Don't we normally get rid of the daily rep limit on Ciddies day? Has someone gotten around to that yet?

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There's such a thing as a rep limit?

Blimey.

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Originally Posted by Pike

Don't we normally get rid of the daily rep limit on Ciddies day? Has someone gotten around to that yet?

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Oh yay!!

I only know there's a rep limit because of that one time I went and repped all of Quin's posts chronologically until it stopped me...

Yay Ciddies

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Originally Posted by Pike

Don't we normally get rid of the daily rep limit on Ciddies day? Has someone gotten around to that yet?

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Oh yay!!

I only know there's a rep limit because of that one time I went and repped all of Quin's posts chronologically until it stopped me...

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That's the good taste and decency limit.

25+ posts and still no revelations.

#whyarewewaiting

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Originally Posted by Pike

Don't we normally get rid of the daily rep limit on Ciddies day? Has someone gotten around to that yet?

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Oh yay!!

I only know there's a rep limit because of that one time I went and repped all of Quin's posts chronologically until it stopped me...

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That's the good taste and decency limit.

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He held me at gunpoint. I had no choice.

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Originally Posted by Jinx

Yeah, I already asked BoB to raise the limit and he raised it up to 200! :)

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200?? I don't believe it.

I think everyone should rep this post to confirm whether this information is accurate.

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Yeah, I already asked BoB to raise the limit and he raised it up to 200! :)

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200?? I don't believe it.

I think everyone should rep this post to confirm whether this information is accurate.

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Alright I repped her post, now what?

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Yeah, I already asked BoB to raise the limit and he raised it up to 200! :)

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200?? I don't believe it.

I think everyone should rep this post to confirm whether this information is accurate.

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Yeah! Rep the....

Wait.

I see what you did there.

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Is that 200 per day or per week?

Oh man, these Ciddies are awesome! I hope you're all enjoying the audio experience.

I am on my phone only able to check in occasionally, but go Ciddies!

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Originally Posted by Formalhaut

Is that 200 per day or per week?

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I'm assuming it's been raised to 200 just for the day of the Ciddies. It's normally a lower 24 hour limit.

Ciddies. I can't get on team speak because that requires leaving my bed. Can't you just start without me being on it?

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Originally Posted by Jinx

You should get in chat so you're in the know. I'm really shocked Bones & Shorty didn't win MLT Get Together!

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um idk what chat you're in but we're talking about food, not Ciddies

MLT Get Together
Last winner: Loony BoB & The corpse of a young woman from EoFF who he has tricked into meeting with him, pretending to be this deep and sensitive guy, and then after a little wine and a little laughter he has pinned her to his bed and peeled her skin like he would an onion because nobody can possibly be as strange as Daniel Towns is without being some sort of vile murderous ghoul who covers his inadequacies by mutilating young women :tinycid: Nomination Leader: Crop & Parker

The Nominees
Bones & Shorty :tinycid: Crop & Parker :tinycid: Jinx & The Man :tinycid: kotora & The Man :tinycid: nik0tine & Spuuky :tinycid: noxious.sunshine & Rantz :tinycid: Old Manus & SuperMillionaire :tinycid: Psychotic & Shorty :tinycid: Agent Proto & Pitye

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna: Bones & Shorty
shion: Bones & Shorty
Formalhaut: Bones & Shorty
Psychotic: Bones & Shorty

Go nominees!!

Speech by fire_of_avalon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Io8DjFYRPz

(SPOILER)
Let’s get the Ciddies started quick and very dirty. Afterall, brevity is the soul of wit if you believe Shakespeare. Of course he put line that in the mouth of one of the most self-important windbags in literature, so he clearly knows a thing or two about humor. And about putting things in peoples’ mouths.
Incidentally another thing Shakespeare and I both like that is a common theme in porn titles is double entendre. So here are the short and sweet nominees for Most Likely to Get Together IF THEY STARRED IN A PORNO.

* Lovener Bones and Shorty Stacked are bored siblings staying at their family estate for the summer when boredom, heat and polygamist values get the better of them in Twisted Sister Wives.
* Cropped & Parker Indarear are strangers until one fateful night on when they meet quite sexily while waiting for a train in Platform 9 and ¾ Inches.
* The Man makes Kinx his private dancer in part one of The Aaron Freed double feature I Know Why the Caged Girl Screams.
* koat-her-a & The Man finish off The Aaron Freed double feature and finish off a few other things in The Closer: New Openings to Close.
* nik0tine fixxx & Spuuky yell at each other and then do stuff in the cleverly titled Humpy Young Men.
* noxious.sunshines.out.my.butt and Rantz No Pantz get cooking early and often in the Swedish fetish classic Smorgasbroad
* Mold Anus is a down on his luck cricket collector or something when SuperMillionaire makes him an unbelievable offer in exchange for a few favors in Moneyball$$.
* Psychotic & Shorty wake up one morning to find green crystals hovering above their heads and a strange urge to fall deeply in lust in world’s first Adult themed sandbox open world game that isn’t Second Life, Let’s Play (with each other.)
You people are filthy. The Bard would be so proud.

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Originally Posted by Jinx

HOLY CRAP GUYS

ALL THESE CIDDIES

You should get in chat so you're in the know. I'm really shocked Bones & Shorty didn't win MLT Get Together!

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No spoilers please

I can't access Chat or Teamspeak as I'm at work

Finally!

Quote:

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Loony BoB & The corpse of a young woman from EoFF who he has tricked into meeting with him, pretending to be this deep and sensitive guy, and then after a little wine and a little laughter he has pinned her to his bed and peeled her skin like he would an onion because nobody can possibly be as strange as Daniel Towns is without being some sort of vile murderous ghoul who covers his inadequacies by mutilating young women

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this was me

i did this

:lol:

Let's Play (With Each Other) is golden, foa.

foa's got a really dirty sexy voice jeez louise.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Quote:

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Loony BoB & The corpse of a young woman from EoFF who he has tricked into meeting with him, pretending to be this deep and sensitive guy, and then after a little wine and a little laughter he has pinned her to his bed and peeled her skin like he would an onion because nobody can possibly be as strange as Daniel Towns is without being some sort of vile murderous ghoul who covers his inadequacies by mutilating young women

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this was me

i did this

:lol:

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My major contribution to my time as a Ciddies host was accepting that nomination.

that was hot

MLT Get Together
Last winner: Loony BoB & The corpse of a young woman from EoFF who he has tricked into meeting with him, pretending to be this deep and sensitive guy, and then after a little wine and a little laughter he has pinned her to his bed and peeled her skin like he would an onion because nobody can possibly be as strange as Daniel Towns is without being some sort of vile murderous ghoul who covers his inadequacies by mutilating young women :tinycid: Nomination Leader: Crop & Parker

The Nominees
Bones & Shorty :tinycid: Crop & Parker :tinycid: Jinx & The Man :tinycid: kotora & The Man :tinycid: nik0tine & Spuuky :tinycid: noxious.sunshine & Rantz :tinycid: Old Manus & SuperMillionaire :tinycid: Psychotic & Shorty :tinycid: Agent Proto & Pitye

And the winner is...
Bones & Shorty

The Final Tally
Bones & Shorty.....................17
Psychotic & Shorty..................8
Crop & Parker.......................7
nik0tine & Spuuky...................7
noxious.sunshine & Rantz............7
Old Manus & SuperMillionaire........7
Jinx & The Man......................2
kotora & The Man....................2
RSL & RSL's Pork Pie Hat............1

Incest is wincest?

wooooooooooooooooo

Is their last name Lannister now?

Where is shorty so she can rage out

Congrats!

(I am being antisocial)

Bones & shorty. Hawt

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...ps0514d1a5.jpg

So that's one prediction out of 50 correct so far! I've broke my estimate!

Lol teedus you so funneh

MLT Be Superman
Last winner: N/A :tinycid: Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Agent Proto :tinycid: Del Murder :tinycid: Jiro :tinycid: Lone Wolf Leonhart :tinycid: Loony BoB :tinycid: Quin :tinycid: Rantz :tinycid: The Man :tinycid: The White Wizard of Fynn :tinycid: Vivi22

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna: Vivi22
shion: Vivi22
Formalhaut: Vivi22
Psychotic: Agent Proto

Recorded by Mr. Shauna:
https://soundcloud.com/matt-scullion...to-be-superman

Speech by Shiny:
(SPOILER)
http://i59.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...u:/2mz9jrt.jpg
It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh no, it's just Supercat.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rTR1Nmwf5M...maza.com-3.jpg

I can has powahs?

Like Batman, many people have worn the Superman emblem at an attempt to try to salvage their careers, but many have failed. Only one of these EoFFers will reign supreme and be able to wear the S with pride before they fall off the horse.

Agent Proto
Del Murder
Jiro
Lone Wolf Leonhart
Loony BoB
Quin
Rantz
The Man
The White Wizard of Fynn
Vivi22

Can we arrange it so that first place and second place combine into one and then actually happen? :jokey:

I'd settle for RSL's Pork Pie Hat though.

I liked that that one had music :3:

That background music was epic tits!

We all should have done music, we could of had 80's power ballads.

MLT Be Superman
Last winner: N/A :tinycid: Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Agent Proto :tinycid: Del Murder :tinycid: Jiro :tinycid: Lone Wolf Leonhart :tinycid: Loony BoB :tinycid: Quin :tinycid: Rantz :tinycid: The Man :tinycid: The White Wizard of Fynn :tinycid: Vivi22

And the winner is...
Vivi22

The Final Tally
Vivi22.............................12
Jiro...............................10
Lone Wolf Leonhart..................8
Quin................................8
Rantz...............................6
The Man.............................5
Del Murder..........................4
The White Wizard of Fynn............4
Agent Proto.........................3
Loony BoB...........................1
RSL.................................1

Got to get to work on the perfect hair vivi22

YAY VIVI22

nanananananananananannanananana batman

Yay, Vivi!!!

Congrats Vivi22! That was a close tally!

Congrats Vivi!

MLT Be Batman
Last winner: Batman :tinycid: Nomination Leader: Agent Proto, Del Murder, Iceglow & Spuuky

The Nominees
Agent Proto :tinycid: blackmage_nuke :tinycid: Bones :tinycid: Crop :tinycid: Del Murder :tinycid: fire_of_avalon :tinycid: Iceglow :tinycid: Lonely Paper Star :tinycid: Psychotic :tinycid: Rantz :tinycid: Spuuky :tinycid: SuperMillionaire

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna: Del Murder
shion: Spuuky
Formalhaut: SuperMillionaire
Psychotic: Del Murder

I bet it was the 22 that sealed the deal.

Recorded by Mr. Shauna:
https://soundcloud.com/matt-scullion-2/mlt-to-be-batman

Speech by Shiny:
(SPOILER)

http://i59.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...u:/24vv668.png

Over the years there have been many different people to wear the iconic Batman emblem, one of who was Val Kilmer.

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.6080...657047&pid=1.7

Now, we've come to the fateful day where one of our very own EoFFers will be honored with the award of MLT be Batman. All the rest (the losers) will be compared to the likes of George Clooney's Batman.

Agent Proto
blackmage_nuke
Bones
Crop
Del Murder
fire_of_avalon
Iceglow
Lonely Paper Star
Psychotic
Rantz
Spuuky
SuperMillionaire

Speech by shion
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iXLJYZK6ZG

(SPOILER)
Batman is my favorite superhero, meaning he is the greatest hero of all time. To win this would be a great honour. So I will be comparing all of the nominees to previous Batmans.

Agent Proto would be
Val Kilmer

http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/site...?itok=Hm9zKCRz

BlackMage_Nuke would be

The Batman


http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...The_Batman.jpg

Bones would be

Lego Batman

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...ctroBatman.jpg

Crop would be

Batman

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...damsBatman.jpg

Del Murder is
Robert Lowrey

http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/site...?itok=xelLQQ8m

fire_of_avalon would be
Christian Bale

http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/site...?itok=w4dgzzzb

Iceglow would be
George Clooney

http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/site...?itok=H5U-Xr0P

Lonely Paper Star would be
Batman Beyond

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/m...man-beyond.jpg

Psychotic would be
Owlman

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...rthsOwlman.jpg

Rantz would be
Adam West

http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/site...?itok=Bc4hVJwZ

Spuuky would be
Michael Keaton

http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/site...?itok=TpLiGtHl

Supermillionaire is

Lewis G Wilson

http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/site...?itok=Zt8g4Skk

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Originally Posted by Award Guy

Mold Anus

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So wrong but I lol'd

I wrote a backup speech for this one that took a few hours so AG was nice enough to post it xD

Yay, Ciddies! :excited:

I missed the first three thanks to house cleaning. :(

My intention was to stay online for the duration of these this evening, but it would appear that I do actually still have a social life (news to me!) and now will miss a lot later on. I will keep an eye on what's happening from my phone! :jess:

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Originally Posted by Jinx

PSY ISN'T EVEN A BATMAN xD

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OWLMAN :cool:

MLT Be Batman
Last winner: Batman :tinycid: Nomination Leader: Agent Proto, Del Murder, Iceglow & Spuuky

The Nominees
Agent Proto :tinycid: blackmage_nuke :tinycid: Bones :tinycid: Crop :tinycid: Del Murder :tinycid: fire_of_avalon :tinycid: Iceglow :tinycid: Lonely Paper Star :tinycid: Psychotic :tinycid: Rantz :tinycid: Spuuky :tinycid: SuperMillionaire

And the winner is...
SuperMillionaire

The Final Tally
SuperMillionaire...................10
Del Murder..........................9
fire_of_avalon......................9
Rantz...............................9
Agent Proto.........................7
Lonely Paper Star...................7
Iceglow.............................6
Bones...............................4
Psychotic...........................4
Crop................................3
Spuuky..............................3
RSL.................................1
blackmage_nuke......................0

Yaaay

Wow! Never saw that coming :D

No one suspects I am Batman, just as planned :smug:

Congrats! That one was stupidly close. Apparently we have a lot of potential Batmans in our midst.

MLT Be too busy playing FFXIV to post frequently at EoFF
Last winner: N/A :tinycid: Nomination Leader: Aulayna

The Nominees
Aulayna :tinycid: Loony BoB :tinycid: Lumos :tinycid: o_O :tinycid: Ouch! :tinycid: Raine :tinycid: Rostum :tinycid: smittenkitten :tinycid: The Summoner of Leviathan :tinycid: WildRaubtier

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna: smittenkitten
shion: Ouch!
Formalhaut: smittenkitten
Psychotic: Loony BoB

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Jinx

Everything is as it should be.

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Recorded by Kalevala
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kdyvV6UfOJ

Speech by Bubba
(SPOILER)
Here at Eyes on Final Fantasy, it is not uncommon for us to lose a few members from time to time. We all have our lives to lead and our priorities will alter accordingly. Recently however, we seem to have lost contact with an alarming number of regular members. Ten have disappeared from our ranks in recent months. Luckily, I have spies all over the world. I have it on good information that these rumours regarding the following members... are true.

Aulayna
Reports have reached me that Aulayna is currently traversing the globe as part of a progressive folk rock duo known as 'Gimp and the Midget'. I have not yet received word as to which of these is our dear Aulayna. However, she is not particularly short in stature so we can probably hazard a guess.

Loony BoB
Mr. Daniel Towns has spent the last six months training for a new world record in hot dog consumption. He has locked himself in his kitchen and has now had more sausage in his mouth than Jenna Jameson. His dedication to training is matched only by his 300 pound weight gain.

Lumos
She has been selling a fake hair-growth product for men online. Using ingredients such as sun cream, petrol and squirty cheese... she has made thousands selling to desperate men. Our very own Psychotic was one of the first to fall foul of her cunning scheme.

o_O
A tricky one to track down, they are now working as a cab driver in the Western Asian country of Yemen. He spends his days telling his passengers that he once took Osama Bin Laden's Dad to the Yemen Megabowl and Arcade.

Ouch!
Our dear Ouch! has developed an unfortunate addiction to gambling. An innocent win on the horses led to a downward spiral. They ended up losing thousands betting on events as diverse as female topless darts to the Australian kangaroo relay.

Raine
This young lady has developed a new technology that enables her to communicate with canines. She claims that dogs playful nature is merely a cover and they are hatching a plot to take over the planet. She is often seen wandering the streets shouting "walkies!" at the top of her voice.

Rostum
A tragic story here. Convinced that his newly-bought Delorean could achieve time travel, he pushed it past 90mph before crashing it into Justin Bieber's house. Luckily, Bieber was home at the time.

smittenkitten
Disgusted by Loony BoB's increased weight gain, she has defected to China to pursue her lifelong ambition of becoming a professional Mahjong player. She is currently 23rd in the female rankings and her new found wealth has led to an addiction to crack cocaine and Singapore-style fried rice.

The Summoner of Leviathan
TSOL has had success after recently opening a tattoo parlour in Hollywood. However, he is currently in the middle of a lawsuit after tattooing an ejaculating penis on the back of Nicholas Cage for his role in the movie The Wicker Man.

WildRaubtier
Another sad story to end on. He attempted a Forest Gump-style run around the world. After a successful first few miles, he decided to stop and refuel with some Indian food. This meal was to be his last though as he choked to death on a chapati.

Of course, my spy's information has not always been the most reliable in the past. There is a strong possibility they are all just sat playing FFXIV.

Excellent speech, Bubba!

I feel like I'm copying, but, great speech Bubba!

ownage speech

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Originally Posted by AlaynaMae

Excellent speech, Bubba!

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Indeed! Damn you Lumos :argh:

Intoxicating speech

MLT Be too busy playing FFXIV to post frequently at EoFF
Last winner: N/A :tinycid: Nomination Leader: Aulayna

The Nominees
Aulayna :tinycid: Loony BoB :tinycid: Lumos :tinycid: o_O :tinycid: Ouch! :tinycid: Raine :tinycid: Rostum :tinycid: smittenkitten :tinycid: The Summoner of Leviathan :tinycid: WildRaubtier

And the winner is...
smittenkitten

The Final Tally
smittenkitten......................11
Loony BoB..........................10
Raine...............................9
Aulayna.............................7
Lumos...............................7
o_O.................................7
Ouch!...............................6
The Summoner of Leviathan...........6
WildRaubtier........................2
RSL.................................1
Rostum..............................0

After all the trouble BoB went through to get people to not vote for him, he was still just a vote away from winning. :D

Well, to be fair, when has anyone listened to him? :P

Bubba is not here right now. He is currently making love to Kalevala's voice.

Loved your speech, Bubba.

Yay, Danielle! :love: now come back :(

MLT Streak at the FIFA World Cup
Last winner: N/A :tinycid: Nomination Leader: DK

The Nominees
DK :tinycid: Iceglow :tinycid: Jess :tinycid: Jinx :tinycid: Loony BoB :tinycid: noxious.sunshine :tinycid: Old Manus :tinycid: Psychotic :tinycid: Quin :tinycid: Tavrobel

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna: noxious.sunshine
shion: Iceglow
Formalhaut: Loony BoB
Psychotic: Iceglow

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Bubba

Bubba is not here right now. He is currently making love to Kalevala's voice.

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:love:

Speech by LocoColt04
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dt5bhxgEIh

Great speech Loco!

Kalevala, I would like you to read me a story of my choice.

Holy crap.

You need to be in the audiobook business.

These speeches are incredible!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...psfd08cde9.jpg

Kalevala. How do you both look and sound so hot. What.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Jinx

IN TS I TOLD KALEVALA THAT I WAS SUPRISED HIS VOICE WAS DEEP BECAKE HE SKINNY

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"BECAKE HE SKINNY"

Well, which one is it? Am I cake? Or am I skinny?



:grover:

I have not yet seen Kalevala in all his glory!

MLT Streak at the FIFA World Cup
Last winner: N/A :tinycid: Nomination Leader: DK

The Nominees
DK :tinycid: Iceglow :tinycid: Jess :tinycid: Jinx :tinycid: Loony BoB :tinycid: noxious.sunshine :tinycid: Old Manus :tinycid: Psychotic :tinycid: Quin :tinycid: Tavrobel

And the winner is...
noxious.sunshine

The Final Tally
noxious.sunshine...................11
DK..................................9
Old Manus...........................8
Iceglow.............................7
Jinx................................7
Psychotic...........................7
Quin................................4
Jess................................3
Loony BoB...........................2
Tavrobel............................2
RSL.................................1

Congrats noxy

10 human beings on the field writhing is my favourite part

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Formalhaut

I have not yet seen Kalevala in all his glory!

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Then you're missing out.

Sorry Loco I am indeed very offended. :colbert: ...:flirt:

Those two were speeches I tossed together this Morning. MLT be batman featured my morning voice. I was quite impressed with my accent in MLT be superman though. XD

Watch out for the other 4 :3

MLT Play at the FIFA World Cup
Last winner: N/A :tinycid: Nomination Leader: Jiro & Old Manus

The Nominees
Bubba :tinycid: DK :tinycid: Heath :tinycid: Jiro :tinycid: Loony BoB :tinycid: Old Manus :tinycid: Psychotic :tinycid: Scotty_ffgamer

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna: Old Manus
shion: Heath
Formalhaut: Psychotic
Psychotic: Jiro

I'm going to start making videos of me reading classic literature while dressed as a pirate.

Speech by LocoColt04
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ayp6htmgdK

Oh man I'm dying with these speeches so far. Fantastic job!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Kalevala

I'm going to start making videos of me reading classic literature while dressed as a pirate.

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PLEASE.

Yes. This sounds like a good idea. I may watch these. You know, if I find the time.

LET'S HAVE A KICKABOUT LADS

MLT Play at the FIFA World Cup
Last winner: N/A :tinycid: Nomination Leader: Jiro & Old Manus

The Nominees
Bubba :tinycid: DK :tinycid: Heath :tinycid: Jiro :tinycid: Loony BoB :tinycid: Old Manus :tinycid: Psychotic :tinycid: Scotty_ffgamer

And the winner is...
Old Manus

The Final Tally
Old Manus..........................16
DK.................................10
Jiro................................9
Heath...............................6
Psychotic...........................6
Loony BoB...........................5
Bubba...............................3
Scotty_ffgamer......................2
RSL.................................1

grats :monster:

Congrats Old Manus. :D

Knew Anus would smash that one

I guess the losers will feel like they've been

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8F2Vjju9O8...s400/caine.jpg

Kicked in the balls

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Except for the fact that he's Welsh and Wales did not - and indeed never do - qualify.

MLT Be Vladimir Putin
Last winner: N/A :tinycid: Nomination Leader: Del Murder & Psychotic

The Nominees
Crop :tinycid: Del Murder :tinycid: kotora :tinycid: Parker :tinycid: Psychotic :tinycid: Raistlin :tinycid: The Man :tinycid: WildRaubtier :tinycid: Yamaneko

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna: Parker
shion: kotora
Formalhaut: kotora
Psychotic: The Man

WARNING WARNING WARNING JINX DID HER SPEECHES DRUNK OFF HER FACE OH MAN I DON'T KNOW HOW BAD THIS ONE IS I HAVEN'T LISTENED TO IT BUT IT COULD BE FULL OF TERRIBLE AWFUL THINGS YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

Speechby Jinx:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s006KLV8OmDf

I'm glad nobody thinks I'm going to get my norks out at the World Cup! :flirt:

I think I speak for everyone when I say: What. The. smurf. :lol:

lolol

I don't understand.

But I like it

Oh Jinx. My poor, sweet Jinx. :lol:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I think I speak for everyone when I say: What. The. smurf. :lol:

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MLT Be Vladimir Putin
Last winner: N/A :tinycid: Nomination Leader: Del Murder & Psychotic

The Nominees
Crop :tinycid: Del Murder :tinycid: kotora :tinycid: Parker :tinycid: Psychotic :tinycid: Raistlin :tinycid: The Man :tinycid: WildRaubtier :tinycid: Yamaneko

And the winner is...
kotora

The Final Tally
kotora.............................17
Psychotic...........................8
The Man.............................8
Del Murder..........................7
Yamaneko............................7
Raistlin............................5
Crop................................4
Parker..............................2
RSL.................................1
WildRaubtier........................0

Yaaaaaay

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Except for the fact that he's Welsh and Wales did not - and indeed never do - qualify.

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1956 I read recently.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...ps901ddfe4.jpg

MLT Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time
Last winner: ToriJ :tinycid: Nomination Leader: AlaynaMae

The Nominees
AlaynaMae :tinycid: Bones :tinycid: Kalevala :tinycid: LocoColt04 :tinycid: maybee :tinycid: Rocket Edge :tinycid: Sephiroth :tinycid: Shiny :tinycid: sporklet :tinycid: Vermachtnis

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna: AlaynaMae
shion: LocoColt04
Formalhaut: AlaynaMae
Psychotic: AlaynaMae

Like a virgin

Touched for the very first time

Jesus titty- smurfing Christ.

What... what was that speech, Jinx?

Vocaroo by Kalevala
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vtgvv3RRPv

Speech by Bubba
(SPOILER)
Ah, the bi-yearly appreciation of members with no discernible talents whatsoever. There is literally nothing about any of these members that stands out other than the fact that they are alive. They specialise in mediocrity, they breathe in and out, they type words onto EOFF. Quite simply... they exist.

The following lists a few areas in which they are thoroughly unspectacular

Art - Nearly half of the nominees are able to hold a pencil the correct way. However, the ability to use said pencil to create a work of art, to speak a thousand words with a single image, to come up with something resembling a picture... sadly escapes them.

Writing - There are some members of EOFF that have the ability to dazzle with the most eloquent use of prose, to dash out a beautiful speech in iambic pentameter, to make words leap out and touch our very souls. Then there are other members, like the nominees here, who can spout such inane drivel and tripe that the thread in question decides to close itself of its own accord.

Standing Out - These people will probably still be ignored if they were on fire.

Basically, the over-riding factor as to why these names are here can be summed up in one word. Pity. Best of luck to the rejects

Good speech......ish

I like the speech Bubba: so caustic, so harsh, it makes it funny. It's what Frankie Boyle would do an EoFF speech, probably.

Holy trout. Bubba's speech A+. Kale's voice A++. Whole thing. A+++.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Jinx

also bubba's a dick

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True. But a lovable dick nonetheless :monster:

MLT Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time
Last winner: ToriJ :tinycid: Nomination Leader: AlaynaMae

The Nominees
AlaynaMae :tinycid: Bones :tinycid: Kalevala :tinycid: LocoColt04 :tinycid: maybee :tinycid: Rocket Edge :tinycid: Sephiroth :tinycid: Shiny :tinycid: sporklet :tinycid: Vermachtnis

And the winner is...
AlaynaMae

The Final Tally
AlaynaMae..........................25
Shiny...............................9
Kalevala............................6
LocoColt04..........................6
Rocket Edge.........................5
Sephiroth...........................3
Bones...............................2
sporklet............................2
Vermachtnis.........................2
maybee..............................1
RSL.................................1

rofl Me? Streak? AT FIFA!?

c'mon . I hate soccer.

jk. thanks guys!

..... Not sure how kotora is gonna feel about winning MLT be Putin tho..

Congrats :jess:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Award Guy

MLT Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time
Last winner: ToriJ :tinycid: Nomination Leader: AlaynaMae

The Nominees
AlaynaMae :tinycid: Bones :tinycid: Kalevala :tinycid: LocoColt04 :tinycid: maybee :tinycid: Rocket Edge :tinycid: Sephiroth :tinycid: Shiny :tinycid: sporklet :tinycid: Vermachtnis

And the winner is...
AlaynaMae

The Final Tally
AlaynaMae..........................25
Shiny...............................9
Kalevala............................6
LocoColt04..........................6
Rocket Edge.........................5
Sephiroth...........................3
Bones...............................2
sporklet............................2
Vermachtnis.........................2
maybee..............................1
RSL.................................1

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... And no one's surprised. :shobon:

I like how your first Ciddie is the Ciddie that says you're most likely to win a Ciddie for the first time :D

I may have divided opinion on that one :shobon:

I hope no one takes offence though... it was all in good fun!

PS. Kalevala... I'm going to need your address.

..........So that's a bit of a lead. :shobon:

Well that was decisive! 'grats Mae!

I knew it :love:

A fantastic margin, and a fantastically deserved award. Congratulations Mae!

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I may have divided opinion on that one :shobon:

I hope no one takes offencee though... it was all in good fun!

PS. Kalevala... I'm going to need your address.

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69 Sexy Street, Sexytown

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MAMEMEMEMAMMAMEME

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OMG, Jinx! How can you say such things! :onoes: Shame on you!

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MAMEMEMEMAMMAMEME

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MLT Get Banned
Last winner: Spooniest :tinycid: Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Jinx :tinycid: Jiro :tinycid: kotora :tinycid: Mirage :tinycid: nik0tine :tinycid: Parker :tinycid: Sephiroth :tinycid: Skyblade

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna: nik0tine
shion: nik0tine
Formalhaut: nik0tine
Psychotic: nik0tine

Those predictions tho :exdee:

Speech by Shauna
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EImJHm2qCT

(SPOILER)
We like you, but god damn, are you on the road to not being around here anymore. This is pretty much the thought process of nominating people into this category.

Now, I don’t have the stats here, but I’d wager that some people who get nominated for this award actually get banned! In some cases this Ciddie is pretty much a true and accurate prediction! Now why would anyone want to nominate you into this award category that in certain specific cases was an EoFF Death Sentence?

Maybe they just don’t like you? …Nah, that won’t be it. Everyone likes you! That is how you got into the finals, in the end.

Perhaps instead, it is a plea for you to change your ways? We like having you around, so maybe you could cut down on your spam! Stop making all those offensive posts! Stop arguing over the right way to enjoy media! No Rinoa is not Ultimecia, your vehemence that your opinion on these matters is the true one is getting you nowhere! Maybe you could just be nicer.
I suppose though, we don’t really want you to change that much. We love you for your silly posts and your snarky commentary and your crackpot theories! Just uh, tone it down a little bit, yeah? I have it on good authority that the staff have a close eye on you…

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Those predictions tho :exdee:

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I'd laugh if he came last in the votes :p

Now, I have to leave. I wish that I could stay and experience these revalations all in real forum time with you all. My heart aches for what I will be missing. But you all have my eternal love The Eyes On Final Fantasy Forums Experience for now and for forever. Keep doing your crazy EoFF thing. Keep loving. Keep giving. Keep winning ciddies.

There comes a time in every Alive-Man's life when he must leave for a short while. Until tomorrow some point. Whether he wants to or not, he must do what he can and must do when he can do it.

I will be here in spirit, I will be here always. Throughout these wonderful ciddies I will be present, thinking of you all, always. This will never change no matter what happens.

Shouts out to all my homies, you know who you are. And if you don't, you will do.

Goodbye for now :heart:

A speech from Award Princess Cid
http://home.eyesonff.com/attachment....4&d=1385418908

Most likely to get banned

oooh-hoooooooo-oooo

naughty boy!

#landslide by mae

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Originally Posted by Mr. Shauna

#landslide by mae

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#rekt

(seriously though, congrats!)

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Now, I don’t have the stats here, but I’d wager that some people who get nominated for this award actually get banned!

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Attachment 56264 Attachment 56265

oh god he's broken out the pie charts already, it's times like this when I wish I was an alcoholic

MLT Get Banned
Last winner: Spooniest :tinycid: Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Jinx :tinycid: Jiro :tinycid: kotora :tinycid: Mirage :tinycid: nik0tine :tinycid: Parker :tinycid: Sephiroth :tinycid: Skyblade

And the winner is...
nik0tine

The Final Tally
nik0tine...........................25
Jinx................................8
Jiro................................7
Parker..............................7
Mirage..............................4
kotora..............................3
Sephiroth...........................3
RSL.................................1
Skyblade............................0

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

oh god he's broken out the pie charts already, it's times like this when I wish I was an alcoholic

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he stopped the teamspeak thing for half hour to make those pie charts

whooo nik0

MLT Be the Next Staffer
Last winner: ToriJ :tinycid: Nomination Leader: Quin

The Nominees
Mr. Shauna :tinycid: Quin :tinycid: Scotty_ffgamer :tinycid: Sephex :tinycid: shion :tinycid: The White Wizard of Fynn :tinycid: ToriJ :tinycid: Wolf Kanno

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna: Mr. Shauna
shion: Scotty_ffgamer
Formalhaut: shion
Psychotic: Mr. Shauna

Quite annoying, especially when a venn diagram with percentage labels would be much more appropriate

Vocaroo by Kalevala
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zNXcedtXaY

Speech by sharkythesharkdogg
(SPOILER)
It’s time for potential staffers! Whooo! This is our chance to glimpse into the future and see who it is we believe will serve us well in a position of authority.

What the hell do we know? If history has shown us anything, it’s that leaders, whether elected or appointed, can get pretty awkward. Thanks to either inbreeding or simply bad breeding, idiots naturally seem to float their way to the top of our social structure. It’s one of those odd aspects of humanity.

I don’t know anything about any of these people, especially that shion, so I think it’s only fair to use our own world history to randomly decide what we might get from each of these people once they’re in a position of authority.

Mr. Shauna –
Well Matt, you get Christian the VII of Denmark because why not?
http://www.culture24.org.uk/asset_ar.../v0_master.jpg

So looking back through the records it seems you enjoyed spending your youth roaming the streets with a pack of other delinquents randomly attacking people with a studded mace. Nice people skills.

Once you’re in power, it seems your days will be spent open hand slapping people in the middle of official business discussions, cheating on your wife, and masturbating rather openly and rather often. I don’t know about clubbing people in the streets, but I have to say if I were ruler, I’d probably do other two things as well.

Quin – Quin, you get Nebuchadnezzar II. I just see you and think, “He’s a dead ringer for that Nebuchadnezzar fella. I’ll just call him Chad.” It makes sense if you think about it.
http://pioneersofbearddom.com/wp-con.../11/116286.jpg

My friend it seems you will build a great city, perhaps even a fine empire! But alas you shall fall victim to pride at your accomplishments and be stricken with a 7 year bout of insanity. trout happens, broheim. Totes sorry. We will lose Quinn as his sickness inclines him to go live in the wilderness, and graze with the bison, or whatever the hell it is that guy did for 7 freaking years. Do not despair, however! History has also shown we are more than willing to take people back, and keep them in power long after we should know better. It appears after your 7 year hiatus of “getting in touch with your roots…..your GRASS roots” (wakka wakka!) you’ll wind up back in power. So who’s really the crazy one here?

Scotty_ffgamer – Well Scotty, you’re going out hard. Sorry man. You get Caliph Murad V of the Ottoman Empire.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...man_Empire.jpg

So from what I’m reading you get put in place by the men really controlling things behind the scenes. You are married 10 freaking times. Then the stress of ruling the empire through difficult times (and probably trying to keep 10 women happy) causes you to suffer a mental breakdown. The same men who put you in power have you basically placed on house arrest until you finally die off.

Quick and brutal.

Sephex – Hey Justin! How’s it going, man? Happy birthday again! Sorry for the troutty present, but wait, not I’m not. You get Nero. Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus. Oi, even your name says, "I have problems."
http://thewallmachine.com/files/1330394444.jpg

It seems your over bearing mother controlled much of your young life and will be largely responsible for your rise to power. This is accomplished mostly by killing off family members who might have gotten in your way. You’ll learn this lesson well, as it’s likely you had her killed off when…..she got in your way. So run on a platform of strong family values.

As the years go by you’ll go through a few different lovers before find a female you think is a keeper. Also a male you find to be a keeper. Rumor has it that you liked this fellow in particular because he looks like your mom. So, wow.

It seems in later years you’ll be suspected of arson (not cool man), and become infatuated with performance! In some form of mid-life crisis perhaps, you’ll begin performing your own songs and poetry, with your own voice with some lyre playing), and acting!

Shion – You, stranger whom I don’t know, get Anna of Saxony.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._of_Saxony.jpg

You know, I didn’t expect you to have a mild hunchback or be so self important, but facts are facts.

It also seems you really didn’t care for your husband. Between the bouts of heavy drinking you always take the time to publicly berate him for his sexual inadequacies and yell at him for how expensive the war is getting.

Eventually everyone finds out about the affair your having because you were looking pretty pregnant. The other man you’re dating is exiled (poor sharky), and you live out your days pissed off and alone.

The White Wizard of Fynn – It seems you get Prince Sedo of Korea.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._of_Joseon.jpg

A childhood that found you living in fear of both of your parents has left you estranged to both of them.

This situation somehow has led you to become obsessed with clothing, and the process of finding the perfect outfit. You seem to feel the need to burn 10, 20, or even 30 outfits as an offering to the clothing spirit in an attempt to find just the right one.

As time goes by it seems your father (We’ll call him BoB for now) has grown to dislike you even more. This leads to you taking it out on the servants (that’s little forum members like us :(.) To get your mind off things regular killings, rapings, or other horrible situations occur daily. Also drunken orgies, apparently. Didn’t know you were into those.

Eventually the king (BoB, remember?) has you stuffed into a box and starved to death for your behavior.

ToriJ – Tori, you get Eric XIV of Sweden, which makes perfect sense.
http://www.emersonkent.com/images/erik_xiv.jpg

Sure why not. Oh sure, things start off reasonably. Don’t they always, with the promises you people make?

You bastard. It seems you grow to inherit your father’s temper, and also his bloodlust. After several years of rule, and after finally giving up on ever getting Queen Elizabeth’s hand in marriage, it seems you simply become unhinged.
You will begin to wander the halls of your castle (the forum), murdering people for coughing, laughing, smiling, or dressing incorrectly. Eventually you will have a large portion of the aristocratic community arrested for suspected treason (going after the other staffers now too, jeez.) You might actually be on to something, but you decide to head to where they are jailed to make amends. Only instead you stab some of them to death…..and order the guards to murder the rest. Then you ride off to calm down, only to stab MORE people to death when they try to calm you down. You will be dethroned, and live the rest of your life under arrest until you are finally poisoned. Merry Christmas.

Wolf Kanno – You get King Farouk of Egypt.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...farouk1948.jpg

Y’know this one is one of the more mild ones, actually.

Once you rise to power, it seems it still is not enough. You’ll become an insatiable glutton that desires everything you don’t have. You’ll be known as a kleptomaniac, even stealing Winston Churchill’s watch. Only it’s not just things. You’ll develop a pattern of only desiring married or engaged women, and often losing interest once they are more available.

You also develop a taste for eating caviar first thing in the morning right out of the can. That gets pretty salty, so you will wash it down with around 15-30 bottles of soda…….a day. Around the same time you start having nightmares about lions. (Who would think nightmares? You’re eating so healthy.) So do you cut back a little on the intake? No. You’ll go to the zoo to see the lions. It’s good to face your fears, I suppose.

Or shoot them….my sources say you shot the lions. Nice. Between all this rad behavior and deciding maybe the Nazi invasion is a better option than the British you will eventually lose favor with your people (that would be us), and be deposed.

So there you have it gang. Our future looks bleak. Maybe we should all move back into caves and wait for the next big flood.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

oh god he's broken out the pie charts already, it's times like this when I wish I was an alcoholic

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he stopped the teamspeak thing for half hour to make those pie charts

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Parker isn't even exaggerating.

why on earth did you all not just immediately goatse him?

Quality speech and, once again, quality voice. Plenty of effort went into this one! :jess:

BoB, Lord Father! Why! :eek:

But I like Lions. :(

The rest sounds about right. Attachment 56266

MLT Be the Next Staffer
Last winner: ToriJ :tinycid: Nomination Leader: Quin

The Nominees
Mr. Shauna :tinycid: Quin :tinycid: Scotty_ffgamer :tinycid: Sephex :tinycid: shion :tinycid: The White Wizard of Fynn :tinycid: ToriJ :tinycid: Wolf Kanno

And the winner is...
Mr. Shauna

The Final Tally
Mr. Shauna.........................13
shion..............................11
The White Wizard of Fynn............9
Wolf Kanno..........................9
Scotty_ffgamer......................8
Quin................................6
ToriJ...............................6
Sephex..............................5
RSL.................................1

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...ps4c345323.jpg

congrats :monster:

Cutest Couple
Last winner: Happy Noodle Boy & Locky :tinycid: Nomination Leader: sharkythesharkdogg & shion

The Nominees
AlaynaMae & Jiro :tinycid: Calliope & Spuuky :tinycid: Del Murder & Miriel :tinycid: Denmark & Jinx :tinycid: Fujiko & o_O :tinycid: Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted :tinycid: Loony BoB & smittenkitten :tinycid: Mister Adequate & Pike :tinycid: Mr. Shauna & Shauna :tinycid: sharkythesharkdogg & shion

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna: AlaynaMae & Jiro
shion: AlaynaMae & Jiro
Formalhaut: Mr. Shauna & Shauna
Psychotic: AlaynaMae & Jiro

Sharky's speech was awesome!

Speech by shion:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZHCB3YQpWM

Oh my goodness, I came in third! :eek:

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Oh my goodness, I came in third! :eek:

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Well done Fynn! That was a high placing!

Ugh I hate this. Couldnt even listen to it

Cutest Couple
Last winner: Happy Noodle Boy & Locky :tinycid: Nomination Leader: sharkythesharkdogg & shion

The Nominees
AlaynaMae & Jiro :tinycid: Calliope & Spuuky :tinycid: Del Murder & Miriel :tinycid: Denmark & Jinx :tinycid: Fujiko & o_O :tinycid: Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted :tinycid: Loony BoB & smittenkitten :tinycid: Mister Adequate & Pike :tinycid: Mr. Shauna & Shauna :tinycid: sharkythesharkdogg & shion

And the winner is...
AlaynaMae & Jiro

The Final Tally
AlaynaMae & Jiro...................13
Mr. Shauna & Shauna.................9
Del Murder & Miriel.................8
Loony BoB & smittenkitten...........7
sharkythesharkdogg & shion..........6
Mister Adequate & Pike..............5
Calliope & Spuuky...................3
Denmark & Jinx......................3
Fujiko & o_O........................3
Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted.......1
RSL & RSL's Hat.....................1

congrats :jess:

Most Helpful Member
Last winner: Rantz :tinycid: Nomination Leader: Dr Unne & Rantz

The Nominees
Aulayna :tinycid: Dr Unne :tinycid: Loony BoB :tinycid: o_O :tinycid: Psychotic :tinycid: Rantz :tinycid: Samuraid :tinycid: Shorty

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna: Rantz
shion: Rantz
Formalhaut: Loony BoB
Psychotic: Rantz

Speech by shion
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q8i78Geofs

:love:

congrats 2 all the winners

Congratulations to the thunder from Down Under!

I think this is the first time I have ever been nominated for Most Helpful. I predict no more than 3 votes for me, probably less xD

I am about to explode from the dosage of cuteness I get from that award.

Most Helpful Member
Last winner: Rantz :tinycid: Nomination Leader: Dr Unne & Rantz

The Nominees
Aulayna :tinycid: Dr Unne :tinycid: Loony BoB :tinycid: o_O :tinycid: Psychotic :tinycid: Rantz :tinycid: Samuraid :tinycid: Shorty

And the winner is...
Rantz

The Final Tally
Rantz..............................13
Dr Unne............................11
o_O................................10
Loony BoB...........................7
Shorty..............................6
Aulayna.............................4
Psychotic...........................4
Samuraid............................3
RSL.................................1

Congrats :jess: Very well deserved

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Congratulations to the thunder from Down Under!

I think this is the first time I have ever been nominated for Most Helpful. I predict no more than 3 votes for me, probably less xD

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You were wrong! 4! :jess:

Spuuky just said "Ugh, make that stop. I think more people would vote for you if they could pronounce "Calliope" correctly, I think their confusion subconsciously takes votes away from you".

So, congrats Mae & Jiro? And Rantz! And everyone!

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Originally Posted by Calliope

Spuuky just said "Ugh, make that stop. I think more people would vote for you if they could pronounce "Calliope" correctly, I think their confusion subconsciously takes votes away from you".

So, congrats Mae & Jiro?

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If it makes you feel any better, no one pronounced 'Alayna' correctly either.

Thanks for the congrats? :p

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Congratulations to the thunder from Down Under!

I think this is the first time I have ever been nominated for Most Helpful. I predict no more than 3 votes for me, probably less xD

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You were wrong! 4! :jess:

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I was gonna say 4 but I thought that was too cocky xD Hahah thank you to my four voters. And congratulations to a deserving winner in Rantz!

Rantz has now officially broken crono_logical's record for consecutive wins for Most Helpful Ciddie with 8 wins in a row. Also the record for consecutive wins of any Ciddie at all!

KING OF CIDDIES: RANTZ

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Originally Posted by Calliope

Spuuky just said "Ugh, make that stop. I think more people would vote for you if they could pronounce "Calliope" correctly, I think their confusion subconsciously takes votes away from you".

So, congrats Mae & Jiro? And Rantz! And everyone!

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O acria;;u ca;;ed jo, pit om tea, s[oeal

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Originally Posted by Award Guy

MLT Be the Next Staffer
Last winner: ToriJ :tinycid: Nomination Leader: Quin

The Nominees
Mr. Shauna :tinycid: Quin :tinycid: Scotty_ffgamer :tinycid: Sephex :tinycid: shion :tinycid: The White Wizard of Fynn :tinycid: ToriJ :tinycid: Wolf Kanno

And the winner is...
Mr. Shauna

The Final Tally
Mr. Shauna.........................13
shion..............................11
The White Wizard of Fynn............9
Wolf Kanno..........................9
Scotty_ffgamer......................8
Quin................................6
ToriJ...............................6
Sephex..............................5
RSL.................................1

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I... Uh...

Hmm...

Was not expecting that...

Most Productive Member
Last winner: Rantz :tinycid: Nomination Leader: shion

The Nominees
Agent Proto :tinycid: Aulayna :tinycid: Dr Unne :tinycid: Loony BoB :tinycid: Pike :tinycid: Psychotic :tinycid: Rantz :tinycid: shion :tinycid: Shorty :tinycid: Wolf Kanno

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna: Loony BoB
shion: shion
Formalhaut: Shorty
Psychotic: shion