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Found seven deckmaster cards laying in the grass, along the sidewalk someone left there in my hometown, the names of the characters for each of the seven cards I found are; my pure-hearted friends: Pharagax Giant, Satyr Wayfinder, Aspect of Hydra, Sudden Storm, Weight of the Underworld, Ashiok's Adept, and Retraction Helix. It has inspired me to study magic furthermore. bye.
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That's interesting.
Canon Albus Dumbledore origin story confirmed.
You're not even going to try to sell me anything?
I love it when the bots come in and all they have to offer is a story to read. They're not even trying to get you to go anywhere else.
Hey, atleast he made a clever title.
I hate it when a story ends prematurely. I officially declare this one non-canonical to reality.
This sounds like the start of a cartoon/anime
Can this be the start of the next great EoFF fanfic?
Thank you! I've been looking everywhere for them.
But what if someone had left those cards there because they knew your destiny and wanted to change it and prevent you from reaching your full potential? Now you're going to be a magician but you could of invented a new hi-tech type of toaster that also sends emails and is an alarm clock :(
Can't I do both?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-Man
I'm going to do both :colbert:
You could also be a mince pie taster and an acrobat. :greenie:
There's a sad story behind this. Those cards weren't left there. They were all that remained after a horrible storm of arcana. The boy who they belonged to began his journey when he, like yourself, found a deckmaster card laying in the grass. He didn't know what it was at the time but his desire to study magic furthermore was also sparked. He soon learned that he was good at it. Very good. The knowledge gained felt like he was discovering secrets he had once known but since forgotten. It felt like it was making him whole. Then the real thrills began. The boy hunted down Pharagax the Giant and they fought to the death. Obviously the boy won, twisting the giants essence into the very card you found in your hometown. Other battles would follow with the boy coming out the victor, sometimes by the skin of his teeth, until he had bested the other six monsters who now are trapped in your deckmaster collection. Then tragedy struck. Drunk with power and a lust for more, the boy wrote a check his magic couldn't back up, challenging a mysterious monster yet unknown to the rest of us. He lost, his essence bound to a card that wasn't found with the rest. I can only imagine his destroyer has it. I beg you, sir, do not follow this dream. Maybe you will get good at it. Maybe you'll even be strong enough to kill this monster who trapped our poor boy. But eventually, no matter how powerful you become, you'll lose this game and your essence will be trapped for eternity as well.
Inventing a toaster does not hinder my ability to do magic. If anything magic would be require to make it function as an email and alarm clock :mymelbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-Man
Mince pie taster is pretty much my perfect job. If that's actually a thing, I want it right now.
It must be a thing, I mean, it just must be a thing. Otherwise...who tries all the pies!? How are we safe?
Just remember to believe in the heart of the cards.
But do I have the will to believe in the heart of the pies?
That poor child and his poor magic :(
My brain just plain processes information differently here.
Is the studying magic going well? :greenie:
You don't reject me like they do at other sites, and yet I find that I don't put enough time into it.
I put them all in my safety-deposit box at U.S. Bank. I have 60 + 7 of them. Havn't really studied them yet. but this site sure helps with the video-game industry/ storytelling. very interesting and nice to meet you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-Man
They do WHAT?! Why, Chas, why?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chas
Well, you will never be rejected here, no way :nonono:
Get them out of that safety deposit box! Study them, like you vowed! If you choose to, it's your choice :)
I dreamed them from the powerlines and gave their souls awake?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-Man
What do you know? A man after my own heart :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by ChasI dreamed them from the powerlines and gave their souls awake?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-Man
never played final fantasy in my life.
We have our winner for best thread. You can all stop making threads until December.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChasI dreamed them from the powerlines and gave their souls awake?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-Man
Yes but you must dream them back into the power lines at down or their souls will sleep!
THEN TELL ME THIS. Why did I catch you the other day cosplaying as Cloud Strife whilst playing noughts and crosses with yourself!? And you kept losingQuote:
Originally Posted by Chas
That was a very nice dress though.
Rival the Gods
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The Wilds and the Deep
Harness the power of the untamed places of the world and turn it upon those who stand against you. Savage lands and oceanic depths yield monstrosities that grow in ferocity as the game progresses.
Contents
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Thank you, I was missing that from my Magic The Gathering manifesto.
I hope those cards have made you very happy.
Must abide by the death crystal.
Thanks for saying thank you.
Careful with the oraface.
Think why? How far am I going to take my dreams; are they just the result of my continued brain function? Or are they something more?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chas
Chas have you ever had a dream? Please tell me about your dream Chas.
Chas, I am intrigued by your personality and avatar. But your personality mostly. Is it possible that we have an in depth conservation together privately? I will inform you when I have found an ideal location that is both quiet enough and is absolutely safe for your cards to graze. :bigsmile:
Let's us keep in touch until then. :bigsmile:
Touch Christmas ~~~ :bigsmile:
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Spiteful blow. I wonder will it turn swollen after the blow? :(
Finally we see some cards!! Boy, Chas you do know how to build up the anticipation. This thread will probably be 34 pages long before it's through :greenie:
You are an enigma to me. I like it. I am going to figure you out slowly but surely :greenie:
Marry
Buried
Bury
Married
Are we awake yet?
We open ourselves
Our past a present
Opened at sunrise
Buried in moonlight.
The Pew Pew Pew girl
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...ns2/pewpew.gif
ATK: 9001
DEF: 9001
Abilities: Mesmerize any otaku or nerd that attempt to attack or harass her.
Pew Pew Pew has a chance to cause impotency and permanent mind smurf.
I really wanna buy some Solar Gard
I am mesmerized, help me :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
I'd Attachment 57558 that.
I wonder what the man is thinking who glances over at her! It's quite creepy when you watch him continuously turn towards her.
I think someone is bewitched by my card. :bigsmile:
These cards are quite useful!
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Beggar, Serf, Peasant, Merchant, Vassal, Lord, Knight and King.
The Feudal System originated in England but it's symbolized in America too.
Beggars are inmates. Free or not they belong in jail. They can be addicts.
I am a merchant because I have a standard modern home. If I had more money I'd be a vassal. I think Queen Elizabeth II has welcomed me into God's Kingdom. I just kind of seem to be high up there with the Angels. Usually he sins but this time he stays.
~
Chas has never been a big brother only a little brother.
Holliad is Arabic for the Cross.
Sincreas is Arabic for the Sun.
~
Standing with my enemy
Hold on my horns
With haste and revelry
Kill me with charm
Only happy when you hurt
Only deadly in a swamp
Only healthy in your arms
Only feed it when you die
I'm tame I'm sick and tame during the hoards
I graze among the graves a feeling of peace
Only bend it when you break
Only feed it when you're cold
Only heal it when you ache
Only feed it when you die
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Pick Me Pick Me
Let a long lost signal
At Least At Least yeah
You could be my hero
Pick Me Pick Me yeah
You can be the most hated
What else should I be? All apologies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chas
Bot, Lurker, Member, Poster, Recognized Member, Editor, Cid’s Knight, Developer and BoB.
The Eyes on Final Fantasy system originated in America but has been taken over by Europeans now.
Bots are evil. Funny or not, they deserve to be banned. They can be forceful.
I am a member because I joined long ago but never contributed in a meaningful way. If I had better posts I might be a Recognized Member. Or if I had an interesting penis I might at least be a Member with a Recognized Member. But alas…Queen Elizabeth II doesn’t even know I exist, though Loony BoB added me on Facebook. I haven’t been high in a long time, but even when I used to be, there were no angels. Everyone sins, but not everyone stays. We miss them. eestlinc, RSL, etc.
Chionos has never been the big cheese, only a little frank.
Bricoleur is French for something untranslatable. But you might think of it as a brick layer who starts building something with no blueprint, just keeps putting one on top of the other. It’s convenient that “bricoleur” sounds like “brick layer.”
Chas is a name meaning “free man.” One of the underlying problems of robotics is the question of degrees of freedom. The word “robot” comes from the Slavonic word “rabota,” which basically means slave labor. Robot is basically slave labor. Chas is free man. Chas cannot be a robot. Chas can be big brother to Chionos.
On the Erectile Properties of The Brazilian Wandering Spider While Reading EoFF
Sitting with my laptop
Holding my “horn of plenty”
With chaste chivalry
I would gladly die of her charms
I would be happy to hurt
Only deadly with concentrated injections
And healthy with smaller doses
Turn me on till I die
I’m hard I’m anxious and hard up on the boards
I lurk among the threads a feeling of excitement
Please don’t bend it, it will break
Please, it’s just shrinkage, it’s too cold
Please you can take away the ache
Please just touch it till it “cries”
Rep Me Rep Me
Like you would’ve my long lost posts
Come On Come On please
I’ll rep you back I swear
Rep Me Rep Me please
So I can win my first Ciddie
I don't know how this thread makes me feel, I will never know how this thread makes me feel. It makes me forget who I am.
Cards
I know it seems kind of like off topic.
Does it match?Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticWhat else should I be? All apologies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chas
Please stop messing with my head, Chas :(