I didn't have time to get in a cool pose before they froze me in carbonite :(
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I didn't have time to get in a cool pose before they froze me in carbonite :(
I found some droids but they weren't the ones I was looking for. :(
I keep shooting st the bad guys but I never hit them :(
I keep shooting at the good guys but I never hit them :(
I don't know who shot first :(
When you're as clumsy as you are stupid.
I kissed my twin x.x
I ordered a blue lightsaber from Amazon.com, but they sent me a red one. And now they won't refund my s&h.
~ Darth
I died and my force ghost suddenly looks like Hayden Christensen. Help.
Midichlorian count too low
Lost my hand in a barfight but when I went to get a cybernetic replacement they didn't have any with ghost flames. :(
Having the high ground only works if your Obi-wan
~ Darth Maul
I was beaten in a podrace by a stupid kid!
My uncle won't let me go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters :(
I got my ass kicked by a blind guy.
I'm a little short for a Stormtrooper :(
Girls make fun of my jedi braid and call me ratty :ffvisad:
My futuristic space armour is so weak that teddy bears with rocks and stone arrows are able to puncture it.
The quality of VHS tapes makes my lightsaber look white.
My exhaust pipe is too big :ffvisad:
i spent all my money on figurines and now my mom is yelling at me for rent
The automatic doors on this space station don't open quickly enough and now my head hurts :(
The Death Star plans are not in the main computer :(
Why didn't my light sabre evaporate that guy!?
Why are big, fat, talking worms with arms the crime lords of our galaxies underworld?
Someone called me rebel scum and I had no comeback :(