The ^, >, v Game

^ something about the person above
> Something about you
v Something about the person below


eg.

^ Yeah. It's nice.
> It's snowing right now. *opens blinds*
V Is it snowing where you are?

^ Must live at the north pole

> Wishes it were snowing

V has a crush on me. O_O

^ Understands my chest hair and the manliness of it

> I wear aftershave even to the gym

V is amazing

^ Wears aftershave to the gym because he doesn't want to go home alone. ;)

> Has a sore left knee/leg & doesn't know why

v Probably has had some kind of unusual pain

^Stinks
> Alone in the Dark is a Bad Movie
V Also probably stinks.

^ Believes that Shrek is love. That Shrek is life
> Hopes that you have seen that Youtube so you know what I'm joking about
V Doesn't know what I'm on about

^ is 100% correct
> I played a gig to about 6 people on Saturday night
V is known for talking utter bollocks

^ but those six people enjoyed it! (or is this bollocks? ;) )
> had a really productive day.
V is probably forgetting something - hopefully it's not too important.

^ is a fan of the Bathier/Fran coupling
> is now worried she's forgetting something
V is really hungry

^ Is an excellent person who has forgotten to post in pink
< Is doing this part the right way, pointing to the left :colbert: Also just had dinner so isn't hungry but ice cream sounds nice
V Hasn't had ice cream in too long

^ Is more than adequate.
< Wasn't going to post but just realized hasn't had ice cream in way too long!
V Likes to lick things.

^ is currently naked and covered in spaghetti
<(●*∩_∩*●)> likes to eat spaghetti with olive oil
v be my pet for life that cooks me spaghetti with olive oil. (Preferably naked)

^ I love
< I should go to sleep
v Feels sorry for me

^ I only feel sorry for because he doesn't have enough nectarines right at this moment
< Has a review to write
V Is now thinking about how often they blink their eyes

^ doesn't realise that I was born without eyelids
> Is annoyed at Mister Adequate for changing the rules of the game. The thread is clearly titled The ^, >, v Game and not The ^, <, v Game. Christmas stated the rules in the first post of the thread and the last six posts have blatantly ignored these. I mean, what kind of society would we live in if none of us decided to follow the rules, huh? HUH? IT WOULD BE CHAOS!!! Mister Adequate is clearly a neo-marxist, nihilistic, anarchist... which in itself is just so crypto-fascist.
v probably now thinks I'm clinically insane

^Probably isn't clinically insane!

> Drinking some tea!

V Probably doing something equally normal!

^ Has an awesome username.
> Is contemplating eating some cake.
V Should be jealous of the fact that I have cake.

^ Jiro is their biggest fan
> Is jealous of everyone who has cake when I only have slimming soup for lunch as I'm still 16 pounds off my goal weight.
V ...has legs

^ Has gone on like countless trips to Dubai, from what I gather.

> Is incredibly average.

V Probably isn't murdering someone today.

^ Is anything but average.

~ Isn't currently murdering anyone, but hey, the day's only half gone. Let's wait and see.

V Has an irrational fear of moogles.

^ Is probably going to murder someone before the day is through.
> Has a totally rational fear of Moogles; you have to watch the cute, little ones (I would know).
V Is going to have a fabulous day - trust me!

^ just missed out on this amazing stir fry I just made
> made an amazing stir fry
V wants some of my stir fry

^ Just got a lot sexier.

~ Would like to deny his fierce desire for Alive-Man's stir fry, but can't think about anything else now.

V Thinks chionos is a little gay now.

^ Has a good screenname

> is having a very relaxing day

v likes boobies

^ Thinks she was posting after Alive-Man

~ Is playing this game too often, and will stop now, but does, indeed, like boobies.

V Doesn't like boobies.

^ is a liar, because I love boobies.
> Am a piece of jailbait.
v would go to jail for a night with me

^ Wants to know if I like waffles
> I would like some waffles - does not want to go to jail though... xD
v Also wants waffles

^ May have a waffle addiction.

> Boyfriend coming down to visit today!

v REALLY needs to pee.