I'm thinking a giant starfish might be kinda awesome. I mean, starfish are terrifying.
I'm thinking a giant starfish might be kinda awesome. I mean, starfish are terrifying.
I wouldn't just ride into battle.
I would BOUNCE into battle!
On my trusty steed:
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I would ride a flying octopus
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Tonight I'm going to have myself a real good time
I feel ali-i-i-ive.
And the world is turning inside out
floating around in ecstasy...
Bear Cav reporting
None because I don't want to have to worry about the animal dying :(
A mammoth is really the only acceptable answer.
Probably a dragon, you know I took this test on mythological creatures that you would represent and it said a unicorn. BECAUSE I'M SPECIAL. So maybe a unicorn, but I want mine to stand out. So it has to be black.
And fly. There a LeBron James Pegasus. Final answer.
EDIT: I lied, a TERRY CREWD Pegasus. That comes with old-spice so I don't smell in-between my battle incase, you know a female soldier suddenly changes her mind from slaughtering me in battle to an abrupt halt and make-out right in the middle of the battle while we ride off on my Pegasus into a beautiful starry sunset above the clouds. Graphic enough?
Ever since I have played Lords of Magic back when I was a kid I have wanted to ride a big ol' white tiger like the Warrior Lord of Chaos did!
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Dragon, plzkthx.
Thestrals represent.
I would probably ride in on the Cosmic Owl.
I'd have to default to a walrus. This has the benefit of being really slow on land, so by the time I got there the fighting would be all over and I wouldn't have to die. ...unless my side lost, I guess, and in which case, well, smurf. Better slowly waddle back the other way!
A dragon with a cat head spitting acid.
Also the name of my upcoming grindcore album.
Tibetan Mastiff
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The person that posts after me. :bigsmile:
UNICORN :jess:
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Originally Posted by shion
Any animal, regardless of how practical it is? A bear, of course. When your mount is a godless killing machine that makes it that much more difficult to lose.
Actually, aren't hippos statistically one of the most dangerous animals to humans? Maybe riding into battle on a hippo would be best.
Also, they do that thing where they poop and spray it everywhere with their tail. Talk about demoralizing the enemy!
Polar bear.
I'm not sure why no one has said this yet but: A CHOCOBO!
There's also the D&D monster the beholder.. That'd be pretty awesome.
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I want to ride in on Christmas riding Jess riding a Unicorn.
Because even the cruelest, most heartless warlord and his barbarian armies would have a hard time raising a sword against the utter cuteness that is Christmas riding Jess riding a unicorn.
"Awww, how cuu--" as I coup de grāce the lot of them.
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Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
Obligatory "Shut Up Wesley" though
Imagine everyone riding on one another. :chocobo:Quote:
Originally Posted by chionos