Then this is the kind of trout that Psychotic pulls every single day. (the guy in the picture is lonnybob)
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Then this is the kind of trout that Psychotic pulls every single day. (the guy in the picture is lonnybob)
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I would be Pam. I am Pam in real life. And I am watching The Office right this very instant.
I'd be like Agent Lana from Archer except with more sohphiscated clothing attire that's office appropriate. Why is this just exclusively staff though?
Idk? I wanted to put it in the staff forum but that GIF and the idea that Psychotic is an office prankster was too good not to share with everyone. If anyone else wants to join the staff office feel free xD idk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
I think I'd just be that chick that goofs around, takes breaks constantly and is just always at the coffee machine - never at the desk. yet somehow, manages to put together a pretty neat project from time to time.
Pike and Hux are just like, totally sitting together on the computers ALL DAY. They literally clock in and stay at their computers. I'm pretty sure they're not doing work but are actually playing video games the whole time.
Dr Unne, Rantz, and o_O are the guys from the IT Crowd, obviously. They have a separate office in the basement for sure.
Unne = Roy, Rantz = Moss and o_O is Richmond hahahahaha.
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I think Rantz is the quirky delivery guy. Steve is the head of accounting, Quin is the janitor. Matt and Shauna are warehouse leads and they throw parties down there when no one is looking.
I'm actually crying at o_O as Richmond. He totally is.
Proto is Assistant to the Regional Manager.
Who's the head of IT and who's their goon squad?!
:GQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Why don't you want to be the janitor?!
Who is an acceptable replacement as janitor? :colbert:
Rantz definitely egged Happy Noodle Boy on to photocopy his arse.
I do work in an office and I am pretty much acknowledged as the one true office prankster :shobon: I would definitely do things like that to BoB!
My office life ended ~6 years ago. Worked in an office, then for myself, took an "office job", went on my own again. If you're working for someone, you're just making money for someone other than yourself.
I bought my son some Master Replica light sabers from Costco many moons ago. My buddy and I picked up Vader and Luke from my home (along with some robes). Back at the office, I shut off all the lights for the floor and said "I sense something, a presence I've not felt since...", light sabers on, battle commence. It was pretty awesome.
We also put fake crap on the toilet seat and on the floor in front of the toilet. Covered it in moistened TP for effect. Unfortunately, one guys wife showed up during lunch (we did it at the start of lunch, then boned out). Unbeknownst to us, the ladies room was "out of order"/locked, so she went to the men's room and found our faux poop. Let's just say "Prank=Backfired".
Had an office on Beverly Drive. Drank a few bottles of quality tequila and ended up racing my buddy/superior through Sepulveda pass. He was an amateur, at best.
Tapped my assistants rear in that office quite a few times. Shweeeeeeet Jesus was that good.
Now married with children, my commute is ~90'. Can still take upwards of an hour to get there depending on traffic (kids) and whether or not I'm hung over.
Who needs egging on? :/Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
I work in an office. 50% of my working day is me trawling through EOFF and replying to threads. None of my work colleagues are aware of this.
If everyone in my office was a member of EOFF then I reckon I would get found out pretty quickly.
Off-topic, but looking at this gif makes me like, physically angry at how fake and unrealistic this prank is :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
Exactly!Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyOff-topic, but looking at this gif makes me like, physically angry at how fake and unrealistic this prank is :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
He clearly lands on his back in the CG part but then suddenly he hits the chair on his front???
What the hell is that about?!!
Just reported you to HR. Hopefully snitching on more of my coworkers can earn me a veritable bonanza of prizes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
Who's HR?
Cuchulainn.
I do work in an office, just as Psy does! I fluctuate between being excessively productive to the point of wanting to stay longer than my shift actually lasts so that I can get stuff done to being a lazy jerk the entire time. :lol: Of course, it's a student position so it's not like I'm in the "corporate ladder" or whatever people call it.
If I were to try and fit myself into that atmosphere I'd probably be a janitor. I'll take Quin's job. :p
I'm not sure who I would be but I hope it isn't bad :P
Wait, Shiny, you lost me are you talking about The Office when you say I'm head of accounting? Because I don't recall there being an head of accounting in The I.T. Crowd, in which case I may need some links because I do not partake in watching The Office, US or UK versions.
Also, I work in an office, we tend to do plenty of fun things throughout the day to keep morale up. Tomorrow for some fun we're having a table tennis tournament in the board room. I've been volunteered to hold up the honour of the Candidate Support Team... as I am new to the job, some of the others in the office decided to spout the faintly ridiculous rumour that I used to play as an Under 21 England team player to scare the guys I'm up against (it's us versus the consultants. Ironically, it's the consultants who started the rumour to mess with one of their own because he can be a little cocky).
Tomorrow should be ridiculously good if a little embarrassing.
I said you were the head of accounting. :colbert: I actually think you'd be better suited as the head of HR.
I'd be the highly irritable workaholic who spends all day at his desk and pacing back and forth and only spending 20% of it actually working waiting until the last minute to get all of my work done, but would always be on time with my deadlines.
I only condone this if workaholic characters are included.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i4kYZKu-kc
I don't know who I would be. Maybe the annoying one who tries to get the office to participate in charity fundraisers, events and blood donation drives.
I'd love everybody and be happy!
I also work in an office. I'm the person who works too hard and actually does their job day in day out. ;_;
I'd be a Jim. I'd smurf with parker.
I guess in the office I work in I'm the one who gets things done too quickly and then leaves my boss struggling to find more work for me
That's me currently. Trolllololing on EoFF.Quote:
Originally Posted by shion
I do things to quick, get everything done, then get bored and lose drive to do other things. On EoFF and in my office job.
Don't know who that is, wiki'd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinx
He is notorious for his lack of social skills and common sense, his love for martial arts and the justice system
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Beats. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.
I think I would probably be the guy who didn't work there but stuck around anyways.
Or not. I dunno. Never done office work.
I'm the guy who's going to become Creed. I'll try to find some way to not do any real work.
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Originally Posted by Shorty
In that case I'm reporting sexual harassment by him to him.Quote:
Originally Posted by I Took the Red Pill
Wait, so what why would I be the head of accounting still Shorty? And what makes you say the head of HR? Is it because the head of HR is the guy whose too busy firing people to know their names?
I would spend the entire day talking about football and video games while somehow simultaneously getting all my work done with no real explanation as to how both things happened (seriously I don't even know).
You must be new to working in offices. I thought the unspoken rule was to take a project and drag it out for as long as is reasonably possible.Quote:
Originally Posted by shion
Man I try to stretch things out but you can only stretch out 5 mins of work so far.
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Originally Posted by Loony BoB
People don't purposely take their time, it's just that office works sucks all the life out of you, crushing your soul, making you a lifeless shell.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyYou must be new to working in offices. I thought the unspoken rule was to take a project and drag it out for as long as is reasonably possible.Quote:
Originally Posted by shion
:ffvitrouble:
I purposefully take my time.
I'd just feel so useless doing that though.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyYou must be new to working in offices. I thought the unspoken rule was to take a project and drag it out for as long as is reasonably possible.Quote:
Originally Posted by shion
Thing is, I don't just sit there and hammer away at my work with intensity or speed through it. I take my time, maybe surf EoFF in the background, have a snack, get some water, and just go at my own pace. I still just seem to get things done much more quickly than they expect me to :/
Definitely Superman...
For a real life scene from one of my jobs... well I can't find a scene from the film Waiting that doesn't drop an F-Bomb.
This is literally my life. Well, not so much the video games part. Replace that with Game of Thrones.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
It's always like that when you're new. Give it time!Quote:
Originally Posted by shion
I wish I worked in an actual office. Maybe then I would actually get weekends off for the first time in my life. :(
Oh, yeah, video games doesn't get brought up much at my work. But this is if EoFFers were in an office, so...Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticThis is literally my life. Well, not so much the video games part. Replace that with Game of Thrones.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
EDIT: Also Game of Thrones would probably be just as hotly discussed in an EoFF workplace.
Oh cool! Actually I was thinking of being a chair in the office who harass and molest everyone's butts. This is pretty cool too. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinx
I'm the annoying one who always feels left out but from time to time has encouraging wise words for people.
You are never left out from my heart. Always a place there for you and your wise words. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~
i'd be like a useless middle manager you absolutely hate but need to talk with as part of your jobs even tho my role is pretty pointless
Parker, if Dwight Schrute and Michael Scott had a son, it would be you. That is who you would be in an office. God help you.
im nothing like either of those people hth
<3 :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ChristmasYou are never left out from my heart. Always a place there for you and your wise words. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~
I'm Robert California.