DOWN WITH PANTS

It is time to end the tyranny of pants!

We the People of the Pantsless States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Pantsless States of America.

No longer will we be burdened by tiresome, tight pants that choke the flow of blood to the legs and feet, and produce general discomfort otherwise!

JOIN ME! NO VA LAS PANTALONES!! VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!

But...but.. pockets are so handy. :(

Sounds like you need to find looser pants.

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Originally Posted by ToriJ

Sounds like you need to find looser pants.

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That's what all Pantswearers say. :[

I like pants.

Pants are for squares, down with pants!

I like pants. :colbert:

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Originally Posted by Spooniest

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Originally Posted by ToriJ

Sounds like you need to find looser pants.

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That's what all Pantswearers say. :[

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And I thought I was being so original. MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE!
*walks down hall of shame*

Sounds more like down with jeggings?

I hate not wearing pants.

No pants party!

I wear pants every day. It would be a bit weird not to.

i only wear pants on days i go outside

I am curious about how plef feels about this revolution. Would this not result in a decline of his nourishment of choice?

To clarify- pants is trousers and not underwear,yes?!:shifty:

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Originally Posted by MissH

To clarify- pants is trousers and not underwear,yes?!:shifty:

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Yes. God, I wish we all didn't speak a different language.:lol:

I think work would frown upon me if I turned up in a shirt, tie and boxer shorts.

Coincidentally, I bought nine pairs of boxer shirts and ten pairs of socks today. I thankfully resisted impulse to buy a pair of boxer shorts with an orang-utan's face on it.

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Originally Posted by Bubba

Coincidentally, I bought nine pairs of boxer shirts and ten pairs of socks today. I thankfully resisted impulse to buy a pair of boxer shorts with an orang-utan's face on it.

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Thank God for that!

I actually haven't worn pants since May or June. I mainly wear shorts in the summer time. Too hot for anything else.

They keep my legs warm and stop bugs from biting them. Once I went camping with shorts and my entire leg was covered in mosquito-bites. There was maybe 1/8th of my leg that wasnt a red bump. They also protect me from sunburn

I never wear tight pants.

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Originally Posted by Bubba

I think work would frown upon me if I turned up in a shirt, tie and boxer shorts.

Coincidentally, I bought nine pairs of boxer shirts and ten pairs of socks today. I thankfully resisted impulse to buy a pair of boxer shorts with an orang-utan's face on it.

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I truly do not understand the problem with orang-upants. :confused:

And to add to this thread : Up with skirts! :P

I like wearing my cargo shorts that make everyone judge me harshly in public. Because I am supposed to dress like I am going to a wedding when I go grocery shopping or some s***.

I always do my grocery stealing shopping at weddings. Delicious food, man!

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Originally Posted by Sephex

I like wearing my cargo shorts that make everyone judge me harshly in public. Because I am supposed to dress like I am going to a wedding when I go grocery shopping or some s***.

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Where in the hell in middle America are you getting judged for wearing cargo shorts in casual public places? :eyebrow:

If Im' at a grocery store and there's someone there in a robe and house shoes, I'll probably notice.

Shorts? No.

I go to stores and restaurants in my PJs all the time (ask sharky) because lady clothing is uncomfortable and no one even looks at me. Which is nice for me because I don't like being looked at.

Yeah, I had Mickey Mouse and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pajama pants to school all the time when I was little.

i walked downstairs this morning to my husband in only a t-shirt and undies and said "I am ready for my OB/GYN appointment!" Then I decided I should probably put the pants on anyway so I didn't piss anyone off :(

Aww, the British obtuseness has been done already

Oh well, I'mma do it anyway

"But but... pants are useful for keeping your jeans from being stunk out by your bits, and keeping your bits contained!"

Read the thread title, "dropped" my pants.

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Originally Posted by Aelitalily

And to add to this thread : Up with skirts! :P

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yep UP WITH MINISKIRTS

I don't wear pants, and my jeans don't get stunk up.

This tag is disgustingI wear boxers instead

No, I like pants.