"That one where you have to haul tail to the bottom of a school and make it FLY AWAY before it gets bombarded with missiles"?
How's that for a promotional slogan?
Create your own slogan to intrigue people who haven't played this game before.
"That one where you have to haul tail to the bottom of a school and make it FLY AWAY before it gets bombarded with missiles"?
How's that for a promotional slogan?
Create your own slogan to intrigue people who haven't played this game before.
Destroy ancient monsters at the bottom of the ocean! Kill bloodthirsty aliens in space! Discover ancient civilizations and steal the treasure! Final Fantasy VIII is ready for you, are you ready for it?
OUT NOW ON STEAM
TRIPLE TRIAD
'nuff said.
also the flying school has a room just for fighting dinosaurs
Kidnap the President from a running train and assassinate the Sorceress! Beware of underground desert prisons and instant death attacks.
Funny story,Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
I was going to put that in because I remembered you said it, but then I forgot how many e's were in your name so I thought "Nah, she'll say it again".
For the first time ever live the life of a student fighting prehistoric creatures, flying into space, travelling through time and battling witches.
FINAL FANTASY VIII
The game where one lone dog befriends a giant spider-like machine. Or gets killed by it. You decide.
Promo ad
Kid: "Mum, school is soooooo boring!"
Mum: "Don't be silly!" *passes kid a copy of FFVIII*
Kid: "What's this got to do with anything?"
Mum: "Play it, and you'll see" *cheesy advert smile*
*an hour later / montage of FFVIII*
Kid: "WOW SCHOOL IS AMAZING!"
*camera pans back to Mum with yet another ridiculously cheesy smile*
Mum: "You see? Now go do your homework and one day you could end up a SeeD"
Kid: "I'mma be the best SeeD ever!"
#thedoglivesQuote:
Originally Posted by Scotty_ffgamer
The game where another lone dog is used as a projectile weapon.
The game where a town gets sick from eating fish.
RAGE!
Whatever...
The game of failed assassinations.
Train Simulator 1999
It's a sword... but it's also a gun!
A game so good it makes the moon cry.
It's got time travel. Sort of. It's complicated. What could possibly go wrong?
Ah! My Sorceress
Help plan the Garden Festival committee!
Garden Simulator: Cultivating SeeD
In the Galbadia Missile base while you are on the computer, hold down Triangle and Square, and press up or down. We promise it is worth buying this game just for this. You won't be sorry.
Bujurururu!
Robin Williams is in this game.
Moombas.
Spend hours fighting the same creatures, trying to draw 100 fires.
Amnesia.
Little Orphan Selphie
The eternal quest to find the mystical hot dogs.
I'll add in another for you: PuPu's :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Scotty_ffgamer
Zell choked on a wiener.
Final Fantasy VIII has no hot dogs. It has curry bread or some sort of bread in general. The hot dogs are a westernized thing.
I think I said this too but I want to see a drawing of the T-Rexaurs falling all over the place while the Garden takes off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lone Wolf LeonhartFunny story,Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
I was going to put that in because I remembered you said it, but then I forgot how many e's were in your name so I thought "Nah, she'll say it again".
Lol!:lol: Dude! If my mom had tried that on me, I may have enjoyed school a bit more!Quote:
Originally Posted by fat_moogle
School is always ten times more fun when you have real swords and monsters to play with.
Final Fantasy: Rectal Examination Simulator
Immersive 3D Orifices, be the victim, live the fantasy...
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You're a magical schoolboy with a scar, and you get to defeat a evil wizard. I mean sorceress.
Don't be a chicken-wuss. Buy this game now!
1. cross the horizon, walk over the sea, climb the mountain, down the valley, off to the outter space if you must!
you are a knight in shining armor; save the love of your life and quit the friendzone!
2. no more mathematics, no more physics, no more chemistry ... grab your weapon and prepare for sorceress war in far future world
3. past, present, future .. compressed!
Become the ultimate SeeD, combat specialist, while exploring and aiding the world. Challenge mighty Guardian Forces to join your party and battle creatures from the moon. Put an end to the ruthless Sorceress from the future. Live your destiny.
...Or at least, THAT'S what I loved most about this game. I liked the fluff and the characters, but I really had fun modifying my junctions and such. That's also why games like FF12, 7, and 9 are on my favorites list.
It's the Japanese Romantic Comedy equivalent of It's A Wonderful Life. You thought your girlfriend was stupid and annoying? WELL NOW SHE'S IN A COMA! DON'T YOU MISS HER?
Value your significant others today...
BECAUSE TOMORROW THEY MIGHT BE DEAD!!!!!