Ciddies Speeches December 2014

Hey, EoFF Party People! It's that time again!

As most of you know, but for our newer members: As you've already probably deduced, the Ciddies are a bi-annual award ceremony celebrating the members of EoFF! It's a time of fun, laughter, and lots of drinking.

We use speeches to introduce our nominees or the award itself. And your speech can be anything! A story, a poem, an introduction to each member up for the speech, a song...if you need ideas or help, I suggest looking through past Ciddies or asking another member for help!

The most important thing to remember is that we're hear to celebrate each other and what makes our community so great. So please, claim a speech or four and get to writing! Happy Ciddies!

Until further notice (read: Award Guy PMs me back) the deadline for speeches is Friday, December 12th, 12:00pm EST.

You know the drill, but here is a key to help you anyway!
Red = Speech is unclaimed and unfinished
Yellow = Speech is claimed and in progress/not yet recieved
Green = Speech is finished and received

OKAY SPEECHIESSSS:

1. Best Member - Jinx
2. Most Charismatic Member - Bubba
3. Most Badass Member - Spooniest
4. Most Carefree Member - Jinx/Shauna
5. Most Quick-Witted Member - Denmark
6. Most Hard-Working Member - Shiny
7. Most Exciting Member - chionos
8. Most Kind Member ​- shion
9. Most Helpful Member ​- Shorty
10. Most Straight-Talking Member - Shauna
11. Most Grumpy Member - shion
12. Most Underrated Member - Lockharted
13. Most Adorkable Member - Lockharted
14. Most Thought-Provoking Member - shion
15. Most Chilled-Out Member - chionos
16. Most Passionate Member - shion
17. Most Enigmatic Member - Spooniest
18. Most Stylish Member - Bubba
19. Most Wacky Member - Dat Matt
20. Most Missed Member - Sephex
21. Best Staffer - Dat Matt
22. Best Veteran - Colonel Angus
23. Best Newbie - Shorty
24. Best Chatter - Freya
25. Best Artist - Jinx
26. Cutest Couple - Jinx
27. Best Thread - Dat Matt
28. Best Post - Dat Matt
29. Best Article Series - Colonel Angus
30. Best Let's Plays - Bravely Proto

31. MLT Get Banned - shion
32. MLT Become the Next EoFF Staff Member - Shorty
33. MLT Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time - shion
34. MLT Make You Hammer the Rep Button - shion
35. MLT Be the Lead Singer in an EoFF Rock Band - Lockharted
36. MLT Have Your Back in a Zombie Apocalypse - Dat Matt
37. MLT Become a Supervillain - shion
38. MLT Become a Published Author - Jinx
39. MLT Make a Living as a Pro-Gamer - Shauna
40. MLT Rule the World - Shaibana
41. MLT Have a Triple Breast Implant Operation - Pike
42. MLT Be Driven Insane by EoFF Going Down - Shauna
43. MLT Drink Themselves into an Early Grave -Jinx
44. MLT Win an EoFF Thunderdome - chionos
45. MLT Become CEO of Square-Enix - Colonel Angus
46. MLT Bomb the Offices of Square Enix - Colonel Angus
47. MLT Secretly Elope - Jinx
48. MLT Be Second Accounts of Each Other - shion
49. MLT Fight Each Other to the Death - Lockharted/Colonel Angus
50. MLT Become a Successful Tag Team - Dat Matt

I'll take Helpful, Best Newbie, and Next Staffer.

Maybe next year. I'm now too caught up in work and MA stuff. I really wish I could help though :whimper:

I'll try to crank some out this weekend for you! I'll do any of them so I'll just pick some when I have time tomorrow out of what's left

I'll do MLT Be second accounts of each other
Become a supervillain
Make you hammer the rep button
Get banned
most kind

While I am terrible at speeches, I will take Whackiest member.

I offer last years "Biggest Kid" entry as refernce to the fact I can totes do this, and probably this alone

PS - Jinx still stinxs.

I only have two left to do so I'll take
Most thought provoking
Most passionate
Win a Ciddie for the very first time
And Grumpiest

Can I take Rock Band Singer?

Also, Adorkable

Most Underrated Member - Sent!
MLT Fight Each Other to the Death - Sent!

I'll take most charismatic and most stylish.

Clearly I don't sleep anymore so I have plenty of time for these. I must insist that Kalevala reads them out though.

I wanna do most straight talking member.

I'll also pick up a MLT or two but I don't have time to make a decision right now, so I'll grab some when I next get to have a seat at my PC. xD

I had sent in chatter but she hasn't changed it yet. SO that one is done!

MLT Fight Each Other to the Death
MLT Become CEO of Squeenix
MLT Bomb the Offices of Squeenix

Someone else will have to record them, though, if we're doing that this year.

39. MLT Make a Living as a Pro-Gamer
42. MLT Be Driven Insane by EoFF Going Down

plz

I'll start on my speeches today.

Hook me up with

Best Staffer
Best Post
Most likely to have your back in a Zombie Apocalypse

I would offer to write one but life is incredibly busy right now with overtime at work so I don't have the free time at the moment. Sorry.

I'm horrible at these but I'll do 7, 15, 44.

#13 speeches left unclaimed and 4 days left on the deadline. Not too bad tbh.

I'll take #41.

I can't guarantee I'll remember so bug me the day before or something if I forget.

I would but I cba for that and I'd end up getting stoned and doing it like 20 minutes before the Ciddies

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Originally Posted by Colonel Angus

MLT Fight Each Other to the Death
MLT Become CEO of Squeenix
MLT Bomb the Offices of Squeenix

Someone else will have to record them, though, if we're doing that this year.

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CA! I've already done Fight to the Death! :)

Nope you had marked MLT to be a Tag Team

Can I get Best Let's Play? I have a great idea for it. :D

Let's go w/ Locky's for MLT Fight to the Death. I wasn't 100% thrilled w/ mine anyway.

Well, if Locky's OK w/ it, then we can use both. Personally it wouldn't bother me if there were two speeches.

Jesus, fine!!!! I'll do one!! I'll do most missed member! GOSH!!!!

MLT to fight each other to death over the MLT fight each other to death speech?

who do I PM this to?

I'll take #6

i'll do most quick-witted

because i should have won that award but i wasn't nominated for some reason, something like "not being active in the last 6 months" which is some kinda steercrap

my speech for quick-witted:

Quote:

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sir i wanna buy these shoes

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or it's the thing i'm about to PM you, either/or

you brought it up this time

I FEEL LIKE I'M MISSING SOMETHING AND IT MAKES ME NERVOUS

Give me #50 - MLT Become a Successful Tag Team.

I mean, I could potentially do #40 (MLT rule the world) as the WARRIOR. But besides the fact that I might die of shame, I don't really know most of what these people do anymore. Would make it a weird speech. So maybe next time.

I'll get my speeches out tonight. :)

I won't!

Well maybe one of them, but the other two I'll have to do tomorrow.

I SAID I'LL DO THEM TOMORROW HOLY trout I VOLUNTEERED FOR THIS AND NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE trout HOW DARE YOU WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I HATE YOU I'M JUST TEASING I LOVE YOU I'M JUST TEASING YOU STINK BUT I'LL GET THEM IN AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. <3 <3

I will have mine ready by late on Friday.

I'll see what I can do.

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Originally Posted by Jinx

Parker backed out doing Most Badass, so that one is back on the table if anyone cares to do it.

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I don't remember if I've ever written a speech before (Freshman year of High School, I think?), but if you'll PM me a sample speech (perhaps from a previous year?) then I'll take it on.

Ok, I'm on it.

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Originally Posted by Jinx

Alright. If you get that one done and feel comfortable taking another speech in red, let me know! Thanks for grabbing it!

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This will depend on my supply of coffee

I should have this rattled off in a few minutes.

I'll take best Veteran & Best Article Series

Most Badass is in the can, check your inbox Jinxie

if its not to late i'd like to do MLT rule the world

when is the deadline?

alrighty! i saw the deadline at the first page right after submitting my post xD
i really need to read more before shouting.
ill make the speech tomorrow :3

I'll try and do Most Enigmatic, but...man is that high-concept

If that's ok?

I will turn mine in tomorrow.

Most Enigmatic is in the can.

Let's see...what next...

Mmm...I don't know if I can muster the positivity necessary for Carefree or Cutest Couple...and Best Thread is literally an award I abstained from voting on...I haven't had much time to read threads for a while.

Sorries.

Bitte.

I'll grab most carefree. I can get my last two speeches to you by tomorrow afternoon

Oh nevermind then!

You've got all mine, Jinx. I'm sure the check'll be in the mail.

The tag team speech is an epic 6 page masterpiece that needs heavily edited before sending. Best thread and wackiest still need done, but they won't take long.

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Originally Posted by Bubba

I'll take most charismatic and most stylish.

Clearly I don't sleep anymore so I have plenty of time for these. I must insist that Kalevala reads them out though.

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I'm afraid I may be too late. I have let your ears down.

May be too late, but the sent the speech for most hard-working.

you have both of mine now!

Most Helpful is 75% done and I will finish in the morning! :jess:

That leaves Jinx to PM herself if her speech isn't ready. Better watch out, Jinx! Jinx has a temper!