I am Bread (NEW new LEVEL!)

Me and my homeslice (do you get it? Slice? It's a bread joke!) Faye have a YouTube channel where we do stuff on our lunchbreak from work. This is one of those things that we have done on our lunchbreak...

I AM BREAD! Or rather, we are bread! We take our roles as bread very seriously as we attempt to traverse their way through level one of I am Bread, the kitchen. Unfortunately I am Bread is not a two player game and the two of us suck, so it is more of a Let's Fail than a Let's Play unfortunately! Hopefully you find our fail to be funny though!

There will probably be 3-4 videos at most on this and they'll all be really short. I am Bread has absolutely no story so you can jump in at any video you want!

This is the funniest thing I've seen in forever xD please make a million more videos of this game

I enjoy the soothing baritone of your voice.

Oh I agree, plain white bread is the best bread. You can tell Faye I agree.

Excuse me I don't watch this for your FOUL MOUTH Paul. "B******s" is not something I need to ear when I try to watch a pleasant Let's Play.

However aside from that I found this an enjoyable Let's Play, and I thought that you and Faye had an enjoyable banter with amusing repartee. I also found this a funny look at the video game I am Bread, and I may indeed purchase a copy at some point on the strength of your demonstration of it, and the japes and hilarity that may ensue!

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Originally Posted by Pike

This is the funniest thing I've seen in forever xD please make a million more videos of this game

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I am working on uploading part 2 so hopefully soon! Thank you! :excited:

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Originally Posted by Mister Adequate

Excuse me I don't watch this for your FOUL MOUTH Paul. "B******s" is not something I need to ear when I try to watch a pleasant Let's Play.

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I know right :lol: I was trying to keep it clean and that just naturally slipped out. :shobon:

This is one of the more ridiculous games I've seen, but this was an enjoyable first episode!

When you managed to make it to the top of the fridge I was rooting so hard, but then it all sank. Like the bread into the dirty sink water.

The bread falling into the water was the funniest thing xD (and also saddest :( )

I know I cried a little.

WHO WANTS MORE I AM BREAD?

More I am Bread hijinks await, as failure becomes more and more common. After being crushed by a chair and covered with ants, it seems the bread's goal of becoming toast is getting further and further away.

Don't worry, next time I super promise it will become toast!

Ants bread. Slippers bread. Farts on the sofa bread. :barf:

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Originally Posted by Pike

Ants bread. Slippers bread. Farts on the sofa bread. :barf:

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Don't be trying to play like you above all dat, gurl. :colbert:

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An inauspicious start.

Breaded is already a verb.

I appreciated the Linkin Park reference. It worked well, given the events on screen.

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Originally Posted by Mister Adequate

I appreciated the Linkin Park reference. It worked well, given the events on screen.

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Crawling in my bread.

i want to sniff fays feet but dont tell her

Is that a reference to something in the video or just a general desire?

i am judging you both

e; she was talking about her feet

Nice, you two make a great commenting team, if not a good toast-making theme.

Subscribed to the channel, looking forward to seeing more.

and i think I'm going to play I Am Bread now ;o seems fun in a frustrating sort of way.

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Thanks for the comments everyone!

I'm going Fayeless! Swapping the mouse and keyboard and a controller and Faye for my imaginary friend, well, whaddya know, it turns out I'm pretty good at this bread business?

DEDICATED TO THE JERK ASS EoFFER WHO MESSAGED ME ON STEAM TO SAY I SUCK AT I AM BREAD :colbert:

Who sucks now you little sourdough ball? :smug: (HINT: It is you, you are the one who sucks :aimkiss: )

Only gonna do one more ep after this where I take on the Bathroom and the Bedroom! Stay tuned!

Well, ok you perhaps do not suck. Faye however, I'm sure does.

Oh my god the bit with the bin made my entire month :hahaha:

This is my favorite YouTube series at the moment xD

Your reaction on the bin lid was absolutely hilarious.

e; Beaten :(

You are pretty pro at this game. Some nice saves!

Thanks, and I'm glad you guys enjoyed! :)

LAST EPISODE OMG

One last fling with the delicious I Am Bread! Our little slice of bread now has designs upon becoming toast in both the Bedroom and Bathroom. Can we achieve its dreams?

You are quite impressive at being Bread, Psy! I like it.

I love how there's just a loaf of bread in the bathroom cupboard xD

These are all genuinely funny and you need to get a twitter and market the hell out of these videos!

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I love how there's just a loaf of bread in the bathroom cupboard xD

These are all genuinely funny and you need to get a twitter and market the hell out of these videos!

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One step ahead of you!

Thanks though guys :) I think the loaf of bread being hidden in the cupboard is just because this guy is coming home every day to find his house smashed and a piece of toast sitting in the middle of it all, so he keeps putting the bread in different places to try to make it stop. That's just my theory but it makes sense xD

It's still Early Access so as and when more levels are created I'll bump this thread with them.

The burning of the bread was reducing the edibility!

But, you make an excellent piece of toast regardless.

Who wants to head over to Psychotic's house for some toast?!

I dunno, I think bread that hasn't been dragged over walls would be nicer...

Are you dissing my toast quality? :colbert:

You guys are crummy at this game... :shobon:

I'm not letting you anywhere near my kitchen, Paul.

What about you bathroom? I only smashed a plant there.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

It's still Early Access so as and when more levels are created I'll bump this thread with them.

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Well I wasn't expecting it to be this soon xD They've only gone and made a bloody new level!

I Am Bread has a new level set in the Garage! Just when I thought I was done with my rage and failure with I Am Bread - they go and add a new level just days later! With obstacles like a lawnmower, a chainsaw and having to get out of a bin just to start the level, have me and my bread met our match in the form of a garage...?

This is probably my most yellingest episode yet! If you haven't seen any, don't worry, there's no story and you don't need to watch them in order. This is just as good a place as any to start watching some I Am Bread!

Man that vase throw was insane. xD

Toast at the very last second. COLOR ME IMPRESSED.

Yeah there was some crazy stuff in that level and I SALUTE YOU! You rude man you.

tHANKS GANG WHOA CAPS LOCK. That level was beautiful and a nightmare. I wonder what they'll do next - garden? Shed? Office? There's slots for three more levels!

where did your friend go

She's dead because she ate a melted creme egg.

I thought you might have killed her but I didn't want to say anything and be rude

What could possibly be rude about a casual accusation of murder?

I dunno our teachers told us we shouldn't do that so I was just airing on the safe side

It looks like a fun game but I imagine I would be awful at it

I like the part where you put the Cadbury Egg in the microwave (I kind of got sidetracked checking out the rest of the channel. I love the name of the channel). I shall have to check out this new I Am Bread video shortly.

I Am Bread is back again, this time in the Garden! Does the great outdoors make being bread any easier and less rage inducing? Of course not! Be sure to watch the latest bread adventure! I don't think it's doing my heart or stress levels any good though...

They keep churning out the levels for it!

You skipped a whole 50 seconds :colbert:

breeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaad!

Actually I've skipped 9 minutes :shobon:

Can I just say that this game has the greatest music of all time?

edit: nice Gollum scream xD

Agreed 100%. Bathroom is smurfing beautiful. How many games use a kazoo in their soundtrack? (not enough) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zyb8eZVWhE

Also hahaha I never realised that's what it sounded like xD

Edge of seat viewing, as always.

Bread on a car makes the most interesting of sounds.

I really do enjoy that noise. I don't know why.

This inspired me to get the game by the way. I am bad at being bread.

There's a new level so MORE BREAD! I thought this was the final level but it's not so there'll be more Breadventures soon!

ahahahaha omg this is like my favorite Let's Play series and the ending was perfect xD

That part with the newspaper where bread bugged out and went flying was absolutely magical

smurfin' uncle jack

AND HIS CHICKEN DINNER!

There is also a bonus level that I will record at some point. I've tried it and I suck at it (what's new) and it's crazy.

I enjoy your videos!