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Okay, nerds, we're now going to start pooling all of our money to buy an island for us all to party and live on. Let's think of awesome names and activities and businesses and markets and boutiques that we would all have on the island and who members would be in the community!
Anyone who posts "why would I want to live with you nerds" is unwelcome! :mad2:
ps this was mirage's idea I'm just executing it
We need an actual arcade. Just saying.
With quarters and everything. The profits will go towards more and more arcade cabinets. ...and the continuously increasing electricity bill.
I would totally want to live with you nerds.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Who's manning the pier? This is important.
I would live on an island. How big?
We also need our own brewery.
As big as needed!Quote:
Originally Posted by CimminyCricket
Yes, a brewery, good. We also need a sword shop, preferably right next to the brewery.
ALSO A DRIVE IN THEATER
I think we'd go solar, so there wouldn't be any need for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirage
Can I build a castle??
yessss where would you build it?
I'd run a little nerdy gaming cafe called Cafe Narshe! :jess:
omg we need streetnames
I was gonna suggest that we need a proper stage, but a holodeck works too i guess
but let's try not to let this get out of hand. No tech more scifi than startrek.
So we all know where eachother lives, yes!
Who's running the Honeybee Inn? Because obviously we have one.
I want a pool! A pool with like, leviathan's picture on the bottom for FF theming. And for scaring people
221b Mirage Street.
Sounds good to me
I imagine sharky running the go kart racing. And letting people bring their booze in the vehicles.
He's actually very strict about driver safety
So he'd be making you all wear helmets and full body suits
Then we'll find someone who will let us bring out schnapps in god damn it :colbert:
We need a Dr Pepper bottling plant.
Oh, & any go kart arena we have has to have Turtle shells for us to throw @ each other.
Calliope would run our library, of course!
Not blue ones. Because blue turtles are uh... Endangered. yeah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Colonel Angus
AND BANANA PEELSQuote:
Originally Posted by Colonel Angus
I'd live in a mansion designed to look like the Spencer Mansion from Resident Evil.
Or Croft's mansion from the old Tomb Raider games. I haven't decided yet.
And I'd own a multi-media company that deals in movies, television, music, sports, news, and video games and become super rich :colbert:
Wait a minute. Is that Steve I see behind the counter at The Stretchy Chocobo Yoga Studio and Spa?
I call beer wench duties.
And I will attend the Stretchy Chocobo in my off time.
On the cliffs of course! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Opening a gourmet bar/restaurant. Gonna be the place to be.
My other idea was to be the island feral voodoo witch doctor and have a house or horrors made out of the bones of bad eoffers. That was a bit too violent though.
Who wants to step up to be director for the Farplane Mortuary? Don't be shy.
Me. I will do it.
Can I also plz run a petting zoo?
Matt and I will run 7th Heaven pub.
Of course the Scots run the alcohol room.
The Psychotic Fun Time Amusement Park and the Psychotic Moderately Less Fun Time Abbatoir would be the same thing. Unsuspecting EoFF members would be lured to the amusement park, ride on the ghost train and think "ho ho, look at those fake saw blades, they're not scary at all!" and long story short if you want a Kalevala hot dog or a Sephex pie I can sell them for an unreasonable price.
I would just show up and have a good time at this point. Keep up the good work.
Can I put out a tip jar and play piano manQuote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
I want to run Angelo's breeding centre where we breed to cutest dogs on the planet and there are rooms full of puppies where people can visit when they feel sad.
Laddy's Corgi Delivery Service. They deliver mail in the cutest way possible.
Methinks I'd probably hang out in Matt'n'Shauna's pub when not just chilling out around town with friends.
Finally, a place where I can open "The Sephex Safe Sex Porn Palace."
Of course!Quote:
Originally Posted by Daniel
It'll be the place where everyone knows your name.
I'll run the amusement park and charge an absolute fortune for everything in it.
Attractions will include
- Bubblivion
- The Big Bubba
- Cannonbubba
- Thunderbubba
- It's a Small, Small Penis
So what do you want to hearQuote:
Originally Posted by Daniel
My friends, mostly. :shobon: Not that I mind live music, but in the end I prefer it to be kinda background stuff. Having said that, I was out last night in a bar in Edinburgh and they had some full jazz band playing Cab Calloway's The Hi De Ho Man and it was awesome.
I've always said that if people are happy talking, let them talk
An entertainer is supposed to make people happy
7th Heaven will also be the sort of place that your bartenders know your drink, and once we clock you coming in, have it ready for you as soon as you get to the bar. :up:
Also the pub quiz will be 100% nerdtastic, so that we might actually have a chance of winning.
Well, it's not hard for me, but I can think of people who spend a good 15 minutes perusing the cocktail menu that it might not work so well for. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
I'd run the local movie theater. We'd play new movies and old movies! We'd marathon certain movie series and sometimes air tv show premieres! Heck if it's popular enough we'd show every week a certain show. And we'd have a bunch of couches inside and a little cafe like area with more seating outside in the lobby. That way you can chill out and discuss whatever you just saw without interrupting the next group of movie goers!
Freya's Fantastic Film Emporium.
I would sell musical instruments in a shop on the square in Truce Village, on the north side of the island
(Can we call it Truce Village pleeeeeez)
And I would also give music lessons
If they don't have a regular drink, then they get nothing.Quote:
Originally Posted by DanielWell, it's not hard for me, but I can think of people who spend a good 15 minutes perusing the cocktail menu that it might not work so well for. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
Until they make a decision.
Since this is the fantasy island, and I've always wanted to be a black smith, I'll run the blacksmith shop making the blade weapons and armor.
I could also be the gunsmith, but I think I'll need help running both armories.
I could see the gocart ring being my thing. Drinking and carting would require lots of waivers, cause I'm not getting sued for all my gil when you morons crash into each other and go up in a gasoline and vodka fireball. :colbert:
This is an island in intentional waters, there are no regulations for waivers :doublecolbert:
No king, no king! LalalalaQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I'd have a beach side taco joint with a full bar... Serving up all teh tacos, elotes, esquites and tortas :D
And I will play nothing but Selena and Cumbia and Duranguense music.
Then that means no lawsuits!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I guess I'll be visiting lots of my customers in the burn ward.
With my unlimited money that I so clearly have, I'm going to run a horror theme park. The theme will change every year. Maybe one year I will build a recreation of Silent Hill. Maybe one year it will be a zombie apocalypse. Perhaps one year I will just refuse to tell people what the theme is, and in the end I'd put people down and endless hallway and do a recreation of FFXIII. The possibilities are endless.
We should use it as a goal for eoffers to aspire to in order to keep them complacent so we can later harvest their organs.
Are your Kalevalas free range? Fair trade? Free trade? Organic?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Will this island have a chocobo breeding ranch with 3000+ vacancies? That way I don't have to leave any of my babies.
I call the "Dr. Gast's only slightly evil laboratory" building.
I will install giant speakers so everyone can hear me laugh evilly.
..but only slightly.
We need a lot of toilet. Because a lot of members are walking piece of trout and need to be flushed down on sight. :mad2: