Oh hey what is that
That? That's nothing. Go away
No, that is def poop
For those like me who have forgotten everything learned in elementary school, haikus are 3 lines with a 5-7-5 pattern.
Go crazy.
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Oh hey what is that
That? That's nothing. Go away
No, that is def poop
For those like me who have forgotten everything learned in elementary school, haikus are 3 lines with a 5-7-5 pattern.
Go crazy.
I am good at poems
I fill them with such meaning
Refridgerator
I've done this before!
The thread was quite popular.
Bacon, eggs, bread, ham.
Super Mario
Maker is an awesome game
You should play it, too
I am a big fan
Of the Game Grumps on YouTube
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
Alright, now that no one got that inside gag, I'll do a real one!
I will tend to fart
In front of the cutest girls
How embarrassing
Sunday, what a day
It comes after Saturday
Oh, what a fun day.
NFL Sunday
Should be a funday unless
The Bears lose today
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no..... yes?
dear E O F F,
ur tacky and i h8 you
love from Night Fury
that was a big lie
i genuinely love you
well except for you
did you know jinx stinx?
it's very true, she totes does
She smells like flowers :shobon:
The Cubs are in the
playoffs. One game playoff game.
Against the Pirates.
The NFL blows.
Get it out of my news feed.
Get me some new friends.
Full of snot and goo
I have been sick for too long
smurfing hate lemsip
I should be sleeping
An early start awaits me
Damn I hate mornings
F*** that trouty cat!
It stinks like it is in heat
Oh! It just got f***...
My giraffe had kids
I didn't know that it could
Kids are baby goats
Too many maybes
Not enough certainty, no
Indecision reigns
Cars, cars, cars, cars, cars
Gas rates always going up
People should walk more
I hate rainy days
Wet, slippery, cold, sunless
More sunny days please
I can't tie my shoes
I lost my shoe laces, so
I just use velcro
Diarrhea hurts
Or at least I have been told
(eyes glance shiftily)
Dragging my body
Broken to an unknown fate
Fear desperation
Hide in the dark parts
My soul creates with each thought
No evidence left
Peanut butter fudge.
My mom's cheesecake recipe.
Vanilla ice cream.
ichi ni san chi
one two three four I can count
in two languages
I'm crap at Haiku
Whenever I attempt one
I just run out of
BoB is a bad man
his unrequested touch
lingers on my bum