How do you get on the Naughty list?

Someone figured out that the lump of coal Santa gives you can actually be compressed into a rare super diamond that brings you actual luck! Now everyone is trying to be naughty to get a prized lump of coal. Turns out this was Santas wish to help you learn a lesson or something or other.

Countries now have to combat a higher murder rate. In an unprecedented move, Santa has actually agreed to never visit anyone who commits murder or other extreme violent acts.

So how do you get a golden ticket of naughty coal? How will you get on the Naughty List?

I'll just write to Santa and ask for the coal, if I end up on the good list, I get the coal, if I end up on the naughty list I get the coal.

Breaking the system!

Actual luck!

YES! You're lucky! Lottery winner, the like

or wait your saying you'll use luck to get on the naughty list?

What if it gives you actual bad luck!?

Seems like a fairly effective method.

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I only look one way whilst crossing the street.

Fart in a ziplock bag.

Ruin people's fun.

Open that ziplock bag.

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Open that ziplock bag.

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You get on the naughty list by touching a butt without asking.

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You get on the naughty list by touching a butt without asking.

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Real quick, is the butt in a zip lock bag?

Put a tack on my sister's chair. I might even place the tack in a ziplock bag with the pointy end sticking out.

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You get on the naughty list by touching a butt without asking.

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Real quick, is the butt in a zip lock bag?

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I would hope not. the texture is half the joy.

Do you ever think of the butt hole?

I think the 3rd-grade level of these conversations earn us all a place on the Naughty List.

Progress! At this time six months ago I was only conversating on the 2nd-grade level.

That thing we did that one time.

By jaywalking feverently.

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Saucy!

On a related note, does Santa look at browsing histories? I'm not asking for myself, of course. Nothing to see here, Santa, honest! ^^;

If he does I'm def on the Naughty List.

I farted.

by continuing to be attracted to elves instead of humans

Easy! Do the opposite of all good things and sing to Marilyn Manson's Tainted Love song..thank you very much:jokey: