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Mine are:
"Let's show this pre-historic b**ch how we do things downtown" (Ghostbusters)
"It's the stay puft flour man" (Ghostbusters)
"You mean to tell me you guys never got the Led out? Robert Plant and Jimmy Page?" (School of Rock)
"STOP BREAKING THE LAW A**HOLE!" (Liar Liar)
"They gave YOU the congressional medal of honour?" (Forrest Gump)
How about you guys?
You just don't get it, do you!?
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Spoiler for Language, since these are from AnchormanGo smurf yourself, San Diego.
I'm in a glass case of emotion!
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means "A whale's vagina".
I like lamp.
You all kept your head on a swivel, and that's what you've got to do when you find yourself in a vicious cockfight.
Smells like Bigfoots dick!
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Pretty much every single line in the Avengers' movies.
And this:
"The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place It will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me or nobody is going to hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you're hit, it is about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward, how much can you take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!" -Rocky Balboa
Bride of Reanimator had some issues, but damn this quote was amazing.
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Fidget: No! I want to go home! I don't want to be in show business anymore!
Cecil: I knew you were the weak one, Fidget. Just remember, your parents liked Godzilla.
Lyle: They wouldn't even let you see R-rated films as a child.
Dinah: They've never even been to a midnight movie.
Chardonnay: They enjoy classic TV sitcoms turned into feature length films.
Cherish: They've never rented a porno movie.
Cecil: And to top it all off, they talk out loud in the theater once the feature has begun.
Honey: Oh, that really is unforgivable, Fidget.
Fidget: Okay, okay! My parents are the enemies of film!
[after vigorous sex with Tyler Durden]
Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been smurfed like that since grade school.
Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy trout we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
Mr. Newberry: What have you been doing with your life?
Marty: Uh... professional killer.
Mr. Newberry: Oh! Good for you, it's a... growth industry.
Martin Q. Blank: Don't you think that maybe you're just upset because I told you what I do for a living, and you got upset and *you're* letting it interfere with *our* dynamic?
Dr. Oatman: Whoa. Martin. You didn't tell me what you did for a living...
Martin Q. Blank: Yes, I did!
Dr. Oatman: You didn't tell me what you did for a living for *four* sessions. *Then* you told me. And I said, "I don't want to work with you any more." And yet, you come back each week at the same time. That's a difficulty for me. On top of that, if you've committed a crime or you're thinking about committing a crime, I have to tell the authorities.
Martin Q. Blank: I know the law, okay? But I don't want to be withholding; I'm very serious about this process.
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Martin Q. Blank: And I know where you live.
Dr. Oatman: Oh, now see? That wasn't a nice thing to say; that wasn't designed to make me feel good. That's a... kind of a... not too subtle intimidation, and I, uh, get filled with anxiety when you talk about something like that.
Martin Q. Blank: Come on, come on. I was just kidding, all right? The thought never crossed my mind.
Dr. Oatman: You did think of it, Martin! You thought it, and then you said it. And now, I'm left with the aftermath of that, thinking I gotta be creative in a really interesting way or Martin's gonna blow my brains out! You're holding me hostage. That's not right.
Get to da choppah!
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Many of these require context to really enjoy the joke, but for me, these are the quotes that I actually have used in various conversations.
Kronk: Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?
Yzma: Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives... AHAHAHAHAHA, I'll smash it with a hammer!
Kronk: Faster! Faster! Yzma, put your hands in the air!
Yzma: Is that my voice? Is that my voice!? Oh well.
Yzma: Pull the lever, Kronk!
Yzma: Wrong lever!
Yzma: Why do we even have that lever?
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: No, no. He's got a point.
Yzma: Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants!
Old Man: Oh, it's not the first time I was tossed out of a window, and it won't be the last. What can I say? I'm a rebel.
Theme Music Guy: WHAT'S HIS NAME???
Kronk's Shoulder Angel, Kronk's Shoulder Devil, Kronk: That'll work.
Kuzco: So... who's in my chaaaaaair?
Kronk: Oh, oh! I know! Yzma. Yzma's in your chair, right?
Kuzco: Very good, Kronk! Here. Get the snack.
Kronk: Yeah, weird.
Kronk: Well, ya got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
Kuzco: It's my birthday gift to me. I'm so happy.
Kuzco: D'oh! You threw off my groove!
Guard: I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Emperor's groove.
Old Man: Sooooorryyyyyy!
Chaca: Yeah-hah!
Tipo: Nuh-uh!
Kuzko: Huh? What? I didn't do anything. I didn't... Somebody's throwin' stuff.
Kuzco: I have no idea. You're the criminal mastermind, not me.
Kuzco: You're right. That's giving you way too much credit.
Kuzco: So, you lied to me.
Kronk: You owe me a new acorn.
Junior Chipmunk Class: Squeak, squeakin', squeak, squeakity.
and other mixed up versions of the squeaky stuff
Multiple people describing Yzma: Scary beyond all reason.
Yzma: Well, he ain't getting any deader!
Kronk: Oh, yeah, it's all comin' together.
Old Man: Bewaaaaaaaare the grooooooooove.
Pacha: Demon llama!
Kuzco: Boom, baby!
Yzma: You think!?
Kuzco: Wahhhhh! Llama face!
ChiCha: I gotta go wash something.
Kuzco: Uh-huh! Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!
Kuzco: HA! *immediately covers mouth in realisation that shouting "HA!" has suddenly put me in danger*
Yzma: Take it, Kronk. Feel the power!
Kronk: Oh... I can feel it.
Kuzco: Winner...
Kuzco: Loser!
Kuzco: Oh, he's doing his own theme music? Big, dumb and tone deaf.
Kuzco: Booya.
Cow Guard: Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?
Kronk: Right. Oh! Riiiiiiggghhht...
Bug in jungle: Help me! Help me!
Bug in jungle: Too late...
Kuzco: Well, whatever you call it, it was disgusting.
Kuzco: No touchy!
Kuzco: Woo-yeah! Look at me and my bad self!
Kuzco: Hit the road, Bucky!
Kuzco: Hmm. Don't know, don't care.
Kuzco: Yay, I'm a llama again! No, wait.
Seriously, there is a TENG quote for every moment. I think I uncovered a few more I might use soon enough while going through the IMDb quotes list.
Pulp Fiction, full stop. Just all of it.
"You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, Darling." - Eames, Inception
That's just good advice.
trout man, I'm a natural born killer.
"It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."
" Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting. "
"I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off? Hm "
"The price you pay, for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is, I collect your f***ing head. Just like this f***er here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches, GOT ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY, NOW'S THE F***ING TIME! ....I didn't think so."
" Why so serious? "
" What is this? A center for ANTS!? "
Just to name a few.
"There is no spoon"
"No one puts baby in the corner."
This stupid quote from this stupid movie is the first thing that popped in my head.
"You're a wizard, Harry."
"Well trout, negro, that's all you had to say."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
I remembered this because I love chocolate.
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
I remembered this because I love cannolies.
"MR. ANDERSON!"
"HERRRRE'S JOHNNY!"
"All those memories will be lost in time like tears in the rain."
"Time...to die."
"Sanka, you dead?"
"Ya, mon."
And pretty much anything from Heathers.
I AM INVINCIBLE! -Boris from Goldeneye
Also "For England, James?"
We're posting Heathers gifs now? Wait, hold on. I've been waiting for this!
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Because it breaks your silly censors
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I've been sitting on these for so long you don't even know. You don't even know!
I posted mine for Shiny. Because one of us is Veronica and one of us is JD and it keeps changing who is who.
"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps." - The Big Lebowski censored for TV
I have thought of more quotes: "oh no you did NOT just shoot that green s**t at me" and "I'm just a little anxious to whoop ETs ass" (both from Independence Day) and "just call me uncle melanoma head" (Uncle Buck)
"You know the difference between you and me? :cool: I make this look good!"