Short shorts, daisy dukes, capris? Any kind of incomplete pants, really
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Short shorts, daisy dukes, capris? Any kind of incomplete pants, really
I actually like short shorts and enjoy wearing them, but I don't much anymore because I got fat. But even then I have a cute pair that fit well and that I think look nice and are comfortable, but I am not comfortable wearing them in public
I wear shorts all summer because it gets really hot and I can't imagine wearing full-length pants in that season.
I exclusively wear tight, form-fitting jorts
That's right, we want to see you out of them :aimkiss:
I used to be deep in 'I'd rather die' territory, but I now straddle between that and 'only if I'd die otherwise', coupled with an appropriate setting, which in my case will only be the beach. And even then, only with trusted friends.
I like shorts. I have more shorts than I do trousers. Haven't had much chance to use them yet, but it's Spring now, so their time will come.
How ominous sounding.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian
:mwahaha:Quote:
Originally Posted by FormalhautHow ominous sounding.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian
I'm disappointed no one's pointed out the Pokemon reference in the poll :colbert:
Misty wore short shorts, didn't she? Was it something she said? Did she talk about Reaganomics some episode and I don't remember because I fell asleep because economics is boring?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
I don't wear shorts at all. Used to. If I do, I wear to bed.
Okay, stop :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. CarnelianMisty wore short shorts, didn't she? Was it something she said? Did she talk about Reaganomics some episode and I don't remember because I fell asleep because economics is boring?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
Who, me? :3:Quote:
Originally Posted by FynnOkay, stop :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. CarnelianMisty wore short shorts, didn't she? Was it something she said? Did she talk about Reaganomics some episode and I don't remember because I fell asleep because economics is boring?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
You know that's such an obscure reference for someone who didn't know what a sprite was, right?
Hell, I didn't even get it.
It's one of the most memetic lines in the fandom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
I swear all of the male youth population in Pokemon wear shorts. Probably even in snowy weather.
That was kinda the joke in that quote
It's even referenced in later games
my shortest shorts go a little above the knee..
i dont feel comfy with anything shorter then that.
im not religious so its not a religious thing
As soon as the weather allows for it. I hate jeans and pants. So constrictive.
RIGHT?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirage
Same reason why I hate socks. It's like being locked in a cage.
I hate socks too. And jeans. "Oh jeans are comfortable" people say. You try wearing lady jeans all dang day :stare:
I heard you guys don't even get real pockets
Or like teeny one that you can't use for anything
I'm pretty big so the biggest "normal jeans" i find are still pretty tight. At least you ladies can choose not to buy lady jeans!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pumpkin
True, but lady jeans really bug me. I can find a good pair here and there, and just got some comfy ones recently but most of them are awful.
"Comfort? Hahahaaha, nope! We need these to be skin tight so everyone can stare at your ass haha. Good luck putting them on after a shower btw"
thats probably because every girl wears a handbag anyway.. so thats very inconvenient to me because i dont have a handbag
i hate jeans... i always wear trackpants.
when i get to work i have to change clothes anyway so ill put on some easy trackpants.
when i get home i change to another pair of trackpants because jeans are not comfy!
only when i go out somewhere i wear some proper jeans :3
you know whats even worse as a girl?
the smurfing stores only sell those stupid slim jeans.
last time i went shopping for jeans it was rediculous!! an entire isle with only 'slim fit' jeans and nothing else :S
my leggs need some breathing space!!:mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2:
this is the reason why i only have 1 or 2 good pair of pants
But guy jeans are like that too now! It's like, I really have to struggle to find pants that aren't trying to squeeze the living daylight out of your buttocks nowadays
While the topic of socks is broached: I really hate being barefoot. I will wear socks and/or slippers. I'll only be barefoot if I must (like sleeping, but even then I'd wear socks at a guest's house), or if it would look stranger wearing them, like at a beach.
Bare feet all da time
i feel the same.Quote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
unless its actually hot my feet always seem to be cold for some reason.
i dont feel comfy walking around on bare feet.
dirt under my feet (or socks) anoy me more then it should so i always walk on slippers.
i have an revulsion for feet.. seriously
It isn't really about comfort or temperature for me. Even during a hot day I'll wear socks. I just really hate the visual appearance of being barefoot. I cover them up whenever I can.
A reverse foot fetish, if you will
No because I hate my legs.
Actually I'll wear them in the summer time if it's super hot, but not out in public. Just at home.
I sure do! Love shorts, and it's almost short weather again. They're so much more comfortable than trousers or jeans.
If I could get away with it without being arrested, I would probably walk around naked during nice weather. I gotta be free.
I kinda have to. I live 6 inches from the sun, so I'd die outside most of the time, if I couldn't wear shorts.
I'm not comfortable with my body, but its so smurfing hot that I don't give a trout, and everyone else can enjoy my chubby glory.
Well then it isn't really a fetish then, is it? More of a phobia, I guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
You suck the life out of my jokes, Formy :onoes:
I used to wear the smallest short shorts ever imaginable. I was reknowned for wearing hot pants. They wern't hot pants they were just.. really short, but the particular pair were from River Island and really cute. I loved high waisted shorts too although I think it made me look dead short and funny.
I don't wear shorts now, I was tiny back then to be fair. I'd even wear them in winter with thick tights.
I don't because I am the whitest guy who ever lived and any sun on my skin puts me in pain for weeks on end. That being said I have been known to brave the sun for things like the beach and what not.
I like wearing shorts in the summer, but work doesn't allow them, so I don't wear them too often. I'll wear them @ home & if I go out on my days off, but other than that, I'm stuck w/ jeans or pants.
It's Australia. You either short up or you die.
I prefer jeans for my leg wear, but my preferred outdoor temperature is about 5 Celsius and around here it liked to be several times that in summer so shorts are a necessity.
No I feel really weird in shorts unless I'm swimming in board shorts. I need the weight
I don't even wear them at home
I wear cargo trousers to bed
Only around the house. It's never too hot for pants. Wimps.
Only when it's like really hot and I'd die otherwise.
My grandfather NEVER wears shorts. ever. No matter how hot and humid it is.
Southern California chiming in...
I wear the trout out of some shorts. Anything over 70F and I'm in some cargo shorts, sportin' some flip flops. Preferred Reef up until recently, Olukai are my new fav's. Anyhow, shorts, smurf yeah.
Come to Florida in August and say that. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
Honey, you can't be a wimp with legs like these
I do not wear shorts. The only shorts I like are short shorts, but they ride up with thick thighs. If it's a nice enough day, I wear dresses.
short shorty wearing short shortsQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I'm glad I'm not the only one seeing the irony in thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Shaibanashort shorty wearing short shortsQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
what ironyQuote:
Originally Posted by FynnI'm glad I'm not the only one seeing the irony in thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Shaibanashort shorty wearing short shortsQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
That you're Shorty. And you don't wear, uh... shorts
...
I'm gonna go in the corner now, thank you
irony would be me saying that I don't like shorts on other short people because my sn indicates my height not a piece of clothing :zombert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
Where's Alanis Morissette when you need her?
I wore pants all Summer within the fertile crescent between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers. Florida has nothing on heat and humidity :p
34 years in a sub-tropical climate and I still need shorts.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
So yeah.. I think you're just chicken. :razz:
Showing a little leg never hurt anyone ;)
Irony fail.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shortyirony would be me saying that I don't like shorts on other short people because my sn indicates my height not a piece of clothing :zombert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
At it again, Formster
Shorts tend to ride up on me so not a huge fan and during the summer my thighs tend to stick to things. I recall getting stuck to the seat of a roller coaster.
I'll wear them when I go running but otherwise it's all jeans all the time.
This may be a bit extreme, but ever since 9th grade (14 years ago!) I've worn shorts...all the time. I wear them UNDER my jeans, sweatpants, and almost any kind of longer pants. I'm a basketball player so you can say I'm never caught off-guard if a game of hoops breaks out, all I gotta do is shred off my outer pants, and wear my basketball shorts underneath. Yes, I only do this with basketball shorts.
I also used to be a pretty skinny kid, so my basketball shorts would help to keep my jeans closer fit on my waist. But yes, I wear shorts any chance I get!
Can't believe I was the only person that voted for Reaganomics. Outrageous
Shorts only really look good on guys with quite muscular legs I think.
I wear shorts during summer, along with tank top, mostly due to heat.
I can't deny that they're also comfy! :tongue:
After an intervention and counseling, I know longer need trousers, in any form. :D
Sadly, I lack the build and confidence to pull off a tank topQuote:
Originally Posted by Zanmato
I love shorts. I was wearing short shorts on Sunday night with my over the knee boots and I looked banging! I have some cute Paisley shorts for bed and I love denim hot pants. I used to be bothered about my leg fat but actually it's really not that big a deal to me now. I feel like I look good in shorts!
C'mon! I'm not The Mister Universe, yet I wear a tank top because it's very comfy and that's important! :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by FynnSadly, I lack the build and confidence to pull off a tank topQuote:
Originally Posted by Zanmato
Nope
Trust me, no one wants to see me in a tank top :p
Are we triplets?Quote:
Originally Posted by FynnRIGHT?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirage
Same reason why I hate socks. It's like being locked in a cage.
Well, NOW we are!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of LeviathanAre we triplets?Quote:
Originally Posted by FynnRIGHT?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirage
Same reason why I hate socks. It's like being locked in a cage.
I want to see you in a tank top!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
I dare you! :colbert:
Stop, Zanmato! I am married! To a woman! :flirt:Quote:
Originally Posted by ZanmatoI want to see you in a tank top!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
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Originally Posted by FynnStop, Zanmato! I am married! To a woman! :flirt:Quote:
Originally Posted by ZanmatoI want to see you in a tank top!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
Does she know that you are 1 of 4? That's right, I too find jeans to be "confining", socks are the devils work. When the "socks are off", I'm either in flip flops, or chillin' like a villain, and not going ANYWHERE.
Curious, if your wife happened upon one of the "Quattro's" (if only you knew what I was referencing), would she be able to tell us apart? I think not. :D
Socks are like a warm hug for your feet. I don't know what you're all on about.
Since socks suck, I'm guessing there is some autocorrect taking place. If "socks" is "sock" and "feet" is "*Foot*", then I agree. The most comfortable under garments I have ever had simply consisted of a waste band and "sock" for the "sack" and "*Foot*". Running joke between my brothers and friends was to enter the party in "Hunters".Quote:
Originally Posted by Pheesh
My "*Foot*" enjoys nothing more than a "warm hug".
....eh?
Heathen
For I'm not expecting visitors and it's warm enough I'll chill in a speedo p much allay so I can stay cool and get tan. As for shorts proper, I only use them if I'm going to play sports or its over 100 F.
Did you think I'm hitting on you or something?! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by FynnStop, Zanmato! I am married! To a woman! :flirt:Quote:
Originally Posted by ZanmatoI want to see you in a tank top!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
What did you smoke, man?! :lol:
Why else would you want to see me in a tank top? ;)
There should be a thread where everyone posts a picture of themselves in a tank top.
You wanna go first?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
Can I just state for the record I find tank tops to be pretty gross. Especially those weird mesh type ones, that only seem to be used by stereotypical beer bellies or the gay raving community.
Okay, now we have to do the tank top thing
Come on, Bubba! Go for it :D
Because you don't want to wear it, I want to make you wear it to see if you're shy of yourself or not. :monster:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
GoodnessQuote:
Originally Posted by ZanmatoBecause you don't want to wear it, I want to make you wear it to see if you're shy of yourself or not. :monster:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
I love my body, I'm just aware it looks really bad in a tank top :p I'm confident enough on my own, but thank you for caring, Zanmato ;)
(no excuse for not getting my joke, though :stare:)
Wow look at that gay bearQuote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
Also, that's a shirt, not a tank top!
It's a top!
...with a tank on it!
He's right, you knowQuote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
I just wanted to tease with you! I love teasing with people! :bounce:Quote:
Originally Posted by FynnGoodnessQuote:
Originally Posted by ZanmatoBecause you don't want to wear it, I want to make you wear it to see if you're shy of yourself or not. :monster:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
I love my body, I'm just aware it looks really bad in a tank top :p I'm confident enough on my own, but thank you for caring, Zanmato ;)
(no excuse for not getting my joke, though :stare:)
Don't make me pull a freybert on you, Bubba.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
How about you show us what a tank top looks like, Formy? ;)
Literally over my dead body.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
Tank tops are my fav. You are all silly.
I have a love hate with shorts. I like them but I have big thighs so if they are a certain shortness the big thighs cause them to roll up and ugh. I"m working on fixing this issue. If they're longer shorts, I have no issue but yeah love and hate.
I exclusively wear loose shorts, and I only ever go commando when I wear them.
Ladieeeessss... :jokey: