Knots EoFF Tied

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03-08-2016, 05:18 PM
Del Murder

Knots EoFF Tied

Jinx and Denmark's wedding got me thinking as to how many actual marriages EoFF has led to. That Kotaku article back in the day said something like 7 but a few more have happened since then and maybe that article didn't even count them all. So here's a little game:

You get one point for every marriage you list that has not already been listed. It only counts if both the members were not dating at the time they registered here. They didn't have to meet on the site itself.
You get two points for every wedding you attended.
You get three points for every wedding you were in the party (bridesmaid/groomsman).
You get four points for being the bride or groom!

I will kick this off with the only two weddings I attended (I was at Shlup/BJ's wedding but they were dating before he registered so it does not count!).

Calliope & Spuuky - attended
Del Murder & Miriel - groom!

Current Scores
Del Murder - 8
03-08-2016, 05:24 PM
Shorty

Objection. This game is rigged for Daniel to win.
03-08-2016, 05:24 PM
Psychotic

I was going to say score me 3 for being lonny bob's best man but I feel like taking on that herculean task itself is worthy of a couple of bonus points.
03-08-2016, 05:36 PM
Shauna

Attended two weddings, the maid of honour at one (that hasn't already been mentioned).

BoB & Smit - 2 points
Jinx & Denmark - 3 points (+1 for first shout)

Clocks me... 6 points. :cool:
03-08-2016, 05:49 PM
Aulayna

Just like 90% of the UK's Eurovision scores... I get... nil point.

(edit: unless virtual weddings in FFXIV count >.>)
03-08-2016, 07:04 PM
Crop

So can I stack mine? I get two points for attending Jinx and Denmark's but also three more for being a groomsman right?

5 points, give me the trophy.
03-08-2016, 07:09 PM
Formalhaut

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del Murder

Jinx and Denmark's wedding got me thinking...

I kind of took this as a +1 mention, so I didn't mention it before Shauna cashed in. :p

Anyway, I certainly know of a few weddings, but I can't say I've attended any of them.
03-08-2016, 07:10 PM
Shauna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crop

So can I stack mine?

If that's the case then I get 8 points! I didn't stack them. xD
03-09-2016, 12:39 AM
Raistlin

Just to rob Daniel of some points.

(SPOILER)
Unne and Skye-chan
RSL and Sapphirewhatever
Chickencha and Rinoawhatever
Did Lynx and Clarissa register here before dating?

That's all I can think of off the top of my head. I have not attended any EoFF-caused weddings, but I will be attending Jojo's wedding in April.
03-09-2016, 02:02 AM
Calliope

Ugh, Del, this game is rigged! I was invited to three eoff weddings, including being in the wedding party for two of them, but this results in zero points as I couldn't attend any of them! I was fortunate enough to have four eoffers attend my wedding, in addition to El Spuuko and myself.

Points = 4
03-09-2016, 02:09 AM
Del Murder

Quote:

Originally Posted by Calliope

Ugh, Del, this game is rigged! I was invited to three eoff weddings, including being in the wedding party for two of them, but this results in zero points as I couldn't attend any of them! I was fortunate enough to have four eoffers attend my wedding, in addition to El Spuuko and myself.

Points = 4

I think attending via video counts.

I'll tally the points later. Only 7 weddings? There's got to be more!
03-09-2016, 06:06 AM
rubah

I think lynx and clarissa were already an e-couple when she registered.

jeremonda
doesn't BJ have an account? of shlup and some taco dude fame.

(RSL was with sapphiresea)

who the smurf is everyone:skull::skull::skull::skull:
03-09-2016, 06:22 AM
Calliope

Shlup and Buttheponcho don't count because they met in high school!
03-09-2016, 09:58 AM
Formalhaut

It's threads like these that remind me just how long EoFF has been running for.
03-09-2016, 11:33 AM
Night Fury

Nikki and Unbreakable Will?
03-09-2016, 11:49 AM
Loony BoB

The List
Denmark & Jinx
Del Murder & Miriel
Loony BoB & smittenkitten
Calliope & Spuuky
Little Miss Awesome & Primus Inter Pares
RSL & Sapphiresea
Marshall Banana & Necronopticous
Dr Unne & Pancaek
Pucca and Zeidrich
Chickencha & Rinoabella
03-09-2016, 11:53 AM
Formalhaut

Do we have a 'where are they now' on some of these couples?
03-09-2016, 11:57 AM
Loony BoB

Denmark & Jinx - Just married!
Del Murder & Miriel - Married and living in California with children (twins!)
Loony BoB & smittenkitten - Separated, both living in Scotland
Calliope & Spuuky - Married and living in Washington (I think)
Little Miss Awesome & Primus Inter Pares - Married and living in England (I think) with child
RSL & Sapphiresea - Married and living in Iowa
Marshall Banana & Necronopticous - Married and living in California
Dr Unne & Pancaek - Married and living in Canada (I wanna say Vancouver or nearby? idk)
Pucca and Zeidrich - Married and living in Scotland last we heard
Chickencha & Rinoabella - Married and living in New Zealand with children
03-09-2016, 12:03 PM
Formalhaut

That is a lot of marriages. I knew it was the forum in-joke, but seriously.
03-09-2016, 11:23 PM
Sephex

0 points. Come at me, scrub lords.
03-09-2016, 11:55 PM
Kalevala

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephex

0 points. Come at me, scrub lords.

Prepare to get dunked on by my superior 0 points.
03-10-2016, 12:06 AM
Sephex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kalevala

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephex

0 points. Come at me, scrub lords.

Prepare to get dunked on by my superior 0 points.

What are you--OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
03-10-2016, 12:09 AM
Calliope

Ooh ooh! Raf and Phoenix! (Separated, sorry dudes, but thanks for the points?)

Yes, Spuuky and I live very geographically close to Unne and Pancaek (really, that name makes me think of kalen or jojo)
03-10-2016, 11:52 AM
Loony BoB

Raf and Phoenix met at FFLegend. :shobon:
03-10-2016, 04:44 PM
Calliope

Dammit! That's what I get for questioning The List, I suppose.
03-10-2016, 08:01 PM
Miriel

How many points for photographing an EoFF wedding??
03-10-2016, 08:02 PM
Formalhaut

Can we place bets on the next EoFF wedding?
03-11-2016, 05:29 AM
krissy

do internet marriages count
because if yes im at 200000
03-12-2016, 11:02 PM
Mr. Carnelian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Formalhaut

Can we place bets on the next EoFF wedding?

EoFF wedding sweepstakes is a BRILLIANT idea.
03-12-2016, 11:16 PM
Formalhaut

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Formalhaut

Can we place bets on the next EoFF wedding?

EoFF wedding sweepstakes is a BRILLIANT idea.

You're aware we're probably included in that sweepstakes, right?
03-13-2016, 12:20 AM
Mr. Carnelian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Formalhaut

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Formalhaut

Can we place bets on the next EoFF wedding?

EoFF wedding sweepstakes is a BRILLIANT idea.

You're aware we're probably included in that sweepstakes, right?

Naturally. :roll:
03-13-2016, 12:36 AM
Shauna

Not by the rules of this thread!

Quote:

It only counts if both the members were not dating at the time they registered here. They didn't have to meet on the site itself.
03-13-2016, 03:23 AM
Formalhaut

:argh:
03-13-2016, 05:40 PM
Bubba

MissH and I are ruled out too :D

There are a few contenders on here though!
03-15-2016, 02:43 AM
Shiny

I've never gotten married. What do I win?
03-15-2016, 02:46 AM
Midgar Mist

Unmarried people deserve to win stuff.
03-15-2016, 02:47 AM
Mr. Carnelian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shiny

I've never gotten married. What do I win?

This gold star.
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