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So in the Easter spirit, I am making a Star Wars themed egg scene for a competition at work! I'd very much like to win, so please share with me lots of Star Wars related egg puns and I will reward you with gratitude and eternal love.
I currently have
"Star Wars: A New Yolk"
and, courtesy of Pheesh, "Poached Dameron"
We're on it, Night Fury.
In fact, I've scrambled two X-Wings to aid your cause.
EDIT: I'm actually really struggling. The best I've come up with is
"That's no moon... it's an egg."
Admiral Eggbar?
"These are not the eggs you are looking for!"
I thought you only needed a couple, or I would have kept coming up with them.
Eggs-Wing Fighter
Master Yolkda
Boba Ome-fett
Egg puns and star wars? That won't go over easy.
Well, if suppose there will always be some eggheads that try.
Scrambleorions (might be a bit obscure >.>)
Lando Shell-risian
Deggobah system
Mos Friedsly
So many puns, nothing but a shell of a man now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinx
Yeah, some of us have taken a crack at it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
On the sunny side, up ahead is a long list of egg puns in a sci fi universe. I'm not sure Yoda will still chicken out in this universe, but these guys, well some,let us down before.Quote:
Originally Posted by JinxYes, let's end this. It's obvious this punversation is ova.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's KnightSo many puns, nothing but a shell of a man now.Quote:
Originally Posted by JinxYeah, some of us have taken a crack at it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
Poached-bi Wan Ken-Yolk-bi
Yolka. Quiche-Gon Jinn.
That's it. Thats all I got.
"If only you knew the power of the sunny side!"
So I tried to mak an X Wing out of cardboard which is a lot bloody harder I thought, it's back to the drawing board after I scrapped that. Though this is what I have so far, I'm probably just going to decorate some eggs as the cast and be done with it! I'm working quite a lot this week yet it needs to be done by Thursday.
I'm trying to use only recycled things and not buy anything for this as I don't want to spend money and also I want to prove that you can make an awesome craft out of junk! I used wallpaper from my stores sample selection to coat a masking tape box, and printed out that Death Star! I'm probably going to paint some stars and planets on the background too.
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It's also awesome because I honestly never join in with this kind of stuff at workplaces, but where I am now everyone is so encouraging of creativity and supportive! Everyone is just so nice as well, legit not a bad word to say about anyone. It's so refreshing to not be going to work filled with anxiety and dread and "am I going to cry today?"
Literally make the body of the X-Wing the egg and attach the... X-wings to the egg. That's what I meant when I suggested it. xD Ah well.
I know what you meant but I went and got a sudden vision of something else and far more complicated because yes I like torture
"You were the ordered one!"
Always go for the easy route!Quote:
Originally Posted by Night Fury
Wouldn't tie fighters make better egg ships? You could make the body of an X-wing look like a chicken beak? Sorry if the suggestion is too little too late.
"Boba Fett is a hard-boiled bounty hunter" is about the only joke left I can come up with.
Have you thought about taking a black sharpie marker and drawing some funny looking storm troopers on the white eggs? Probably, but if not, it could be really cute.
Totally need a hardboiled egg with Kylo Ren painted on the shell. Kylo Egg.
I guess this might be late but -
Cook, or cook not. There is no "fry."