Getting it off my chest

Making this decision was difficult, baring myself before you all. And yet, after the ten years I've spent with you all, it would be a lie if I said you weren't all like family to me. So I have to do this.

Surely, some of you will probably not be at all surprised about this. I've heard the rumors. You'd be surprised how perceptive I can be. Living a lie does that to you. But I'm done lying to myself. My therapist made me realize that living a false life does nothing but destroy you from inside. So it's time for me to come clean before you all. To start a new life. Or rather, start living, period.

See, the truth is... And I know a lot of you wont be able to accept this, but I have to say it.


I'm Canadian.

gross

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

gross

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haters gonna hate, eh?

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Tell the Queen I said hi!

canadians are cool.


but whats wrong with living a lie? you get to be STRONG!

Thank God I'm only "half" Canadian (mom was born there). It's something I'm not proud of, like having eaten "Hamburger Helper" (*shudders*). I'll just lock that one away in "The Dark Place".




edit- just noticed "shutters". stupid
phone.

Well.

hmmmm

Welcome brother Maple Leaf! Lets go for a rip, grab some Tim's, and fight the guys from the next town over for their Molson ehh.

Just embrace the ga-

Oh, you're Canadian. Well that's basically the same thing. :monster:

Canada's pretty cool. Plus you get to have a totally bangable Prime Minister.

You didn't say eh so this must be a lie.

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You didn't say eh so this must be a lie.

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I refuse to be stereotyped by you!

I mean, sorry

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Originally Posted by Fynn

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Originally Posted by Shiny

You didn't say eh so this must be a lie.

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I refuse to be stereotyped by you!

I mean, sorry

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wait, does that mean i'm canadian too? :ohdear:

'Twas all a ruse.

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Originally Posted by Formalhaut

Just embrace the ga-

Oh, you're Canadian. Well that's basically the same thing. :monster:

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Pretty much.

I thought you lived in Poland.

I was born in Canada.
Then they kicked me out.
Now I live in Australia.
Vegemite.

Canada is a firm ally of the Dutch.

Guess that shows the kind of company you keep, eh?

they're not even a real country anyway

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Anglo or French?

Doesn't matter either way, no known cure. Maybe putting a little tea tree oil on it will do the trick? :D