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I'll be getting drunk this Friday and playing this on Steam. If there's enough interest, I might just do an LP!
For those of you not in the know, it's a Japanese dating sim. Pretty boring, eh? Well, here's the catch...
...the love interests are all birds.
That's right.
Birds.
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So, should I LP this? Yay, nay?
OMG YES MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED.
Prayers smayers! That's just for mindless sheep who thinks an invisible sky genie governs their life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
(inb4 Mister Adequate).
Hell yes.
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Dr Shuu route please. :bigsmile:
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This should be interesting. Go for it.
ive always wanted to date a bird
this game will make my dreams come true :jess:
i...
i mean yeah LP it!
am i the only one who reads the title of this game as hateful boyfriend?
Yeah, you're not the only one, actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirage
i'm not? amazing.
You're definitely not, Mirage.
As soon as I saw this I thought "Ahhh Jinx and her typos! I think I'll use my new mod powers to correct the title for... Oh."
Also, a dating sim for birds? The Japanese are weird.
This looks great and I hope you decide to pursue the fat one.
I actually think that's who I might go after. But we'll just have to see!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pheesh
Best LP 2016, nothing can beat it.Quote:
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What do you mean that wasnt the LP? LIES!
Alright, let's get started! Like the idiot I am, I forgot to screencap the title screen, but it's at the top of the thread so OH WELL!!!1
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Right, have to choose something classy and mature.
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Perfect.
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Wait, why isn't a bird school in the sky? Shouldn't it kind of be a prerequisite to fly through the gates? Yes, no?
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I wonder what that might be.
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And I wonder why that is. Can't imagine there's a lot of demand for a bird school, but then, I'm drinking and posting on the internet on a Friday night, so what do I really know about life?
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Can you imagine the poor janitor who has to clean up all the bird trout?
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I would honestly be concerned if people found out you were going to a school for birds and didn't ask you questions...
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One can only assume.
It's nice to see that the premiere school for birds doesn't discriminate and lets non birds in as well. We could all learn a lesson in inclusion from this game.
But clearly it's affeathermative action. Just one human? HMMMMM?
double post because Pheesh has told me he wants to masturbate to this
(also just realized that i forgot to crop the shots of my desktop out but i've had a couple of glasses of wine so eh)
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Our first bird!
At the beginning of the game, you're given the option to see their human form the first time you meet them, so I thought I'd go ahead and do that (also to make sure I choose the sexiest bird, I mean???)
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I'm beginning to feel like Boobs Jinxtits' preoccupation with birds is something of a fetish...
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Me too, bro, me too.
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After a night at your nest, right? :smug:
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Yeah, she will. Also, this bird earns points in my book, because even if he's not technically cooking, every lady loves for her man to prepare her a meal.
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You and me both.
So from what I know about birds... I think he wants to regurgitate his food into your mouth. Hot.
Probably not all he wants to put in my mouth. :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pheesh
is it weird that i.... kinda want to play this? lol
So wait, the birds have a human form? Were humans horrifically experimented on to transform into birds? If so, this light story turned dark very quickly.
Also:
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She makes it sound like prison.
Wait... is that date in the top left corner the in-universe date or the actual real date? If it's the former, damn that's some great timing Jinx!
I wonder if the human protagonist understands birdspeak or if the birds understand humanspeak. Or if they're just speaking something inbetween.
Well, you'll just have to wait and see :PQuote:
So wait, the birds have a human form? Were humans horrifically experimented on to transform into birds? If so, this light story turned dark very quickly.
You're asking the wrong person, m8.Quote:
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Anyways, I'll be gone for most of the day, so I figured I'd go ahead and make a new post for you all to enjoy while I'm gone!
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I'd certainly be feeling something strange too if I was at a school for birds. I'm sorry, guys. I just can't get past the fact that she goes to a school for birds.
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Well, hello.
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Oh, do enlighten me...
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Oh. Well, naps are great too. I can get down with naps. Although, I'm personally a prodigy and require no instruction on how to nap.
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Apparently!
Okay, so here I skipped a panel without getting a screencap. Essentially, there's a new bird at school this year and the teacher asked him to introduce himself but he's a giant douche and said no.
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kulaks and dissenters
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What a name.
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I highly doubt it. But that plume is definitely working in his favor, I'll admit.
Silver hair.
fancy clothes
evil smirk.
Must be the villain, no one good ever had silver hair.
I need my fix of hilarious bird themed capers, Jinx!
oh man i smurfin' love this game
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doot doot bump
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Ask and you shall receive my wee, British, nugget friend.Quote:
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About smurfing time
So I had to start a new game, and to answer Karifean's question from months and months ago--04/08 is actually the date you start in the game. So I did have some great timing! Eerie!
BE PREPARED GUYS
woop woop
All aboard the Hatoful Boyfriend train!
Choo choo!