The Sims 3 - Lads vs Lasses! EoFF Edition!

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Roll up, roll up to another edition of Night Fury plays The Sims 3...

We've had Little Sister...

We... had Little Sister again...

Now it's time for - LADS vs LASSES!

Yes, we go even BIGGER and even BETTER in this series with 2 HOUSES and 2 TEAMS!

Watch as some of your favourite EoFFers go head to head with the opposite sex to knock each other out until only ONE REMAINS!

WHO WINS?

YOU DECIDE!

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Stay tuned for a very special introductory episode JAM PACKED full of MANLY GOODNESS....

Who will be invading the house this time around? WHO WILL WIN?

WHO WILL MAKE A SURPRISE APPEARANCE?!

THE LADS

Let's take a look at what the cat dragged into our little boys house then shall we?!

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We've got GALUF!

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And bagged ourselves a CROP!

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DAT MATT is sure to bring the whacky!

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MR CARNELIAN and BUBBA bring us up to 5!

Quite a varied bunch... Keep your eyes peeled to learn more about their personalities and dreams!

WHOO HOO!! MAXIMUM EXCITEMENT LEVEL!!

Aho. So I was 90% wrong in my guesses.


nrver read one of these so I excited too

WHAAAAT? I'm not in it? :hot:

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Originally Posted by Formalhaut

WHAAAAT? I'm not in it? :hot:

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You're in the girl's house, Formy ;)

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Originally Posted by Bubba

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Originally Posted by Formalhaut

WHAAAAT? I'm not in it? :hot:

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You're in the girl's house, Formy ;)

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:eyebrow: I better be the surprise guest or we will be having words, Fury!

I miss Disco Fynn

I bet 500 gil formy is surprise guest.

Also matt looks like the villain lol

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Also matt looks like the villain lol

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If one of the challenges involves a board game of any kind, expect drama. I do wonder what their traits are like though!

Weh heh heh. Did somebody say BOARD GAMES!

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CROP'S HAIR

Dat Matt looks so angry

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Originally Posted by Freya

Dat Matt looks so angry

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Dat Matt is easily the angriest person I know.

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Originally Posted by Night Fury

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I look like I've just been told about Han's death in Star Wars.

We better hope a mean game of Munchkin doesn't feature in the House. Fists may fly. Machinations be schemed, pointless roundabout arguments be had!

TEN PLUS 4 EQUALS TWEEEEEEEEEEEELVE

*flips table*

I wanted to further update this tonight, but it's 12am and I just watched the Conjuring 2 and I kind of just want it to be morning.

I will do a massive update tomorrow with the first day events and give you the low down on the LADS!


Here is a little sneaky peak though....

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CROP TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME WHILST I WAS SLEEPING... AGAIN!!!

Guys, that Crop Sim freaks me the smurf out. It looks just like him.

Crop's face in that photo is a mixture of mischief and sheer pleasure.

So, our boys have moved into the house! I went for a very basic house this time - maybe I'll add to it as time goes on. But it has the absolute basics. I chose to have bunk beds for them to sleep in! I went for a very 70's kind of lounge room with a TV. There is a nice dining room next to the kitchen. It's a very boring little house, but we might see lots of mischief!

As for the personalities... I usually like to pick a mix of good traits with maybe a not so great one for comedic effect, it also brings a bit of versatility to the house and offers more interactions to play with.... :)

I'd also like to note, that for the most part, I let the create-a-sim pick the outfits. I may have changed a couple of things to match the people's aesthetics, but the formal/sleep/athletic/swimwear was pre-selected after I had made the everyday outfit!

As for personalities... Let's see what we're playing with in Casa de Lad.

Matt

• Insane
• Eccentric
• Dog Person
• Born Salesman
• Computer Whizz

Galuf

• Good
• Friendly
• Proper
• Cat Person
• Computer Whizz

Bubba

• Flirty
• Innapropriate
• Neat
• Virtuoso
• Schmoozer

Carny

• Eco Friendly
• Bookworm
• Hopeless Romantic
• Eccentric
• Ambitious

Crop

• Flirty
• Good Sense of Humour
• Party Animal
• Friendly
• Lucky

What about their lifelong ambitions? Well... Matt would like to be THE FAIRYTALE FINDER and adopt a Unicorn. Galuf is THE CAT HERDER and would like to be friends with 15 cats. Bubba wants to gain a GOLDEN TONGUE, GOLDEN FINGERS by mastering the art of charisma and guitar. Carny would like to be THE MAJOR MASTER and obtain 3 degrees from university. Crop can't wait to be a HEARTBREAKER and be the boyfriend of 10 Sims....

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Matt wastes no time in breakdancing... to Classical music!

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Crop starts the party by whipping up some delicious Mac and Cheese!

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He then decides he's had enough of that and chooses to go give the other Lads a lapdance! (To classical music!)

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Carny is getting another sneaky look in....

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He's had enough of that tomfoolery now, and he has one thing on his mind.... Lurve... Look at those love heart pants. Just what is he going to do?

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He spies Galuf just casually reading, and his eyes are set on the prize....

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I have no words....

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Have you ever seen a Sim look more uncomfortable?!

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Crop is getting in on the pants action with more dancing!

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Meanwhile, Matt is having some kind of Wuthering Heights moment outside...

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He's got the devil in his eyes!!!!! GASP!

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These lads are already slaying me and I love them all. Bubba is a creepy hugger, Crop is... well, a party animal! Carny has some great side eye! Galuf might snap... and Matt, well... Matt is Matt.

Am I the only one who thinks Bubba looks like Ted Cruz here?

Does that mean he's the Zodiac Killer?

WARNING - YOU MAY FIND SOME OF THE SCENES YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE DISTURBING!

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I've decided to throw the Lads a party, so they can celebrate before the Lasses arrive in the neighbourhood...

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There's even a dance floor!

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And a juice keg!

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Errrr... Apparently Matt gets into bed via the window...

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WTF THIS A PARTY NOT NAPTIME!

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Carny is eyeing up that delicious keg...

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Matt is dancing again! Even Galuf can't resist

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I feel like I know where this is going...

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Oh Bubba you devil...

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"Please God no!"

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"Don't struggle!"

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"There there..."

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"Yessssss...."

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I'm screaming.

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I think this has caused a bit of a sour note in the house...

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Crop decides it's time for a dip in the bath!

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Doesn't Bubba ever stop?

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Poor Crop is in shock and feels violated!

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And Matt is just dancing...

I guess the party is over.

It's time to meet the LASSES.

Sshhhhhh Galuf, sshhhhhh. Don't fight it...

TIL Bubba likes barely legal boys

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Originally Posted by Jinx

TIL Bubba likes barely legal boys

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Legal age in the UK is 16.

Just sayin'...

THE LASSES HAVE ARRIVED!



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• Bookworm
  
• Vegetarian
  
• Eco Friendly
  
• Ambitious
  
• Animal Lover

MAJOR MASTER


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• Workaholic
  
• Good Sense of Humour
  
• Perfectionist
  
• Neat
  
• Good

THE ANIMAL RESCUER


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• Excitable
  
• Animal Lover
  
• Artistic
  
• Ambitious
  
• Friendly

MASTER OF THE ARTS


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• Family Oriented
  
• Natural Cook
  
• Friendly
  
• Ambitious
  
• Emotional

LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD


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• Charismatic
  
• Hot Headed
  
• Dramatic
  
• Artistic
  
• Dog Person

STAR NEWS ANCHOR

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Coming up.... One LAD and one LASS go head to head in a full on fight!


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Loving the lasses line-up! My money is on Matt getting into fisticuffs with Night Fury!

Also, I earned my 'Golden Tongue, Golden Fingers' award back in my twenties.

im 16 bubba

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im 16 bubba

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Well that means you're legal in Poland as well!

Hello! :jokey:

AAAAAAAAAAAH:omg:

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Starlet and Calliope take a look around the Sorority House!

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I am informed that within 5 minutes of starting this house, Freya has burnt some waffles! Poor Freya!

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Night Fury and Pumpkin are having a wee read on the sofa!

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Annndddd... Starlet and Calliope are also reading. What is this? Book club?

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Eat those burnt waffles girl...

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Fury was hungry and wasn't going to eat those burnt waffles, so off she goes to pay a visit to the LADS!

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She meets Matt! I legitimately don't know where the rest of them are? I hope when I log back into that house it doesn't transpire that Matt buried them all in the garden...

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Oh! She's into the fridge...

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Scooping out a bowl of Crop's famous Mac n Cheese!

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And meanwhile in Sororityville, the LASSES are all still reading up on how to best the LADS.

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Okay so apparently it's 'rude' to come into someone's home and just eat their leftovers.

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So Matt and Fury are getting a bit into it.

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Matt removes Fury from the house, and she isn't having any of it...
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She opens the can of whoop ass

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And leaves him on the ground weeping.

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And now she's going to get an ice cream.

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What a stone cold savage BEAST

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The ladies are just reading and tweeting and blogging wai-ICE CREAM?

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But he's already taken off!

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Starlet wants that smurfing popsicle and she'll run 3 blocks if she has too!

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Victory.

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Now the LASSES are all blogging and getting that social media skill up!

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And Pumpkin ends the day the only way she knows how, with a steamy hot bath!

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So, come on EoFF! Are you team LAD or LASS?

Lasses have got this in the bag. I mean, Starlet's sheer dedication to her goals to the point that she runs across three blocks to get ice cream is bound to give them a huge advantage.

Team LAD all the way! Night Fury is the only livewire for the LASSES at the minute. The boys need to go over to the girl's house and start some sh*t!

#teamlad

Crop was somehow informed that 5 women just moved in across the street.

Cue shenanigans.

team kitten

Oh goodness this is brilliant. The Lads would be a threat but Bubba would be too busy creepily hugging and eyeing people up to put in a good performance on the challenges.

The lasses have had no major disagreements yet, which is a good sign. Best bit so far though was Night Fury beating up Dat Matt then going for an ice cream afterwards. Ice cold.

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The ladies are just reading and tweeting and blogging wai-ICE CREAM

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Kinda looks like they're playing Munchkin

Bahaha burnt waffles. Thanks for including me!

I'm going to have to go with the Lads. I'm also amused by angry matt through the window and dancing by himself matt so Lads it is htis round!

Oh my, I'm in a thing

Also, my boobs are absurdly large but I am okay with this

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Originally Posted by Pumpkin

Oh my, I'm in a thing

Also, my boobs are absurdly large but I am okay with this

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I was going to comment on this but I wasn't sure it was appropriate!

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Crop has learned that 5 LASSES have moved in across the street. He may be busting for a piss, but he's going to be over there like flies on trout.

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Immediately he is scoping out who is single...

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Which doesn't impress a tired Fury.

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"You is a smurfboi gtfo"

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Meanwhile, the burning of waffles continues! This time, Carny has charred some up real good!

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Fury and Crop are still having a thing. Pumpkin is still on Facebook.

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Wait, what? When did this happen? Dafuq?

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Woah Starlet is a snarly kisser!

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And he's even massaging her, bloody hell!

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And another kiss, TRUE LOVE!

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Wait wait, she don't want no scrub...

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So off he moves to Freya...

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Which angers snarly Starlet...

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Now this is a Jerry Springer dispute going on in here!

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Meanwhile, Pumpkin and Calliope are having a cuddle! Aw!

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Two other sims we know and love are also.... Having a more sinister cuddle!

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Crop finishes his work by crashing in a bed at the LASSES. They all come in to yell at him. How smurfing rude!

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It's about to GO DOWN.

We've got SURPRISE NEIGHBOURS COMING IN THE HOUR!

WE'VE GOT ANOTHER FIGHT?!?!?!?!

WE'VE GOT A SHOCKING EXIT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

I love the Bubba/Galuf pairing. Galuf looks terrified in every frame.

SURPRISE! WE'VE GOT 5 MORE GUESTS!

We've got 5 new EoFFers who haved moved into a luxury gated community next door. The complex features an Olympic sized pool and a seedy nightclub....

But who's moving in?

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We can't have a nightclub without DISCO FYNN!

• Excitable
  
• Party Animal
  
• Eccentric
  
• Easily Impressed
  
• Friendly

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Do you recognise dat ass? Yep! It's FORMALHAUT!

• Family Oriented
  
• Perceptive
  
• Proper
  
• Ambitious
  
• Friendly

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Serving you some hot Downton Abbey realness, it's JINX!

• Flirty
  
• Great Kisser
  
• Dramatic
  
• Hot Headed
  
• Irresistible

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's a PHEEEEEEESH!

• Handy
  
• Loves the Outdoors
  
• Natural Cook
  
• Heavy Sleeper
  
• Good Sense of Humour

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And just who the hell is this? I can tell you a few things about her!

• Dramatic
  
• Flirty
  
• Commitment Issues
  
• Irresistible
  
• Charismatic

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Find out the identity of this MYSTERY LASS soon.....


MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Why am I almost naked? Bubba & Galuf 4eva

Fun fact: I have a pair of those exact same undies

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Why am I almost naked? Bubba & Galuf 4eva

Fun fact: I have a pair of those exact same undies

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I bloody knew it.

You can't even see my face in my intro! Which is a blessing, truly.

Good updates, can't wait for more!

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Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy....

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Disco Fynn is straight to the nightclub!

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Formalhaut and Jinx are getting to know each other!

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Pheesh is... doing something?

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It's all a bit much for Formy, he's gone and tucked himself into bed.

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Meanwhile, ??? and Disco Fynn are having the time of their lives!

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They're even busting out a keg stand!

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Someone's going to be rough tomorrow....

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Back to the LASSES house then?

MY BOOBS

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So, the LASSES are just trying to have fun and Crop is still lingering.

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Everyone is feeling tense and snappy and even poor Pumpkin wants him to leave!

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Calliope is at this strange Cat Lady's house.... :s

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Crop is busting out some new moves, little does he know someone has had enough!

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You're looking in the wrong direction pal! IT'S BEHIND YOU!

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AND WHOMP, FIIIIIIIGHT!

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Matt let Crop in on Fury's tricks, and so he bests her!

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She's in pain and defeated by this playa playa!

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But they quickly make up in the toilets, even though poor Freya was just trying to take a dump!

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Fury.... pees herself! Lovely.

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All Calliope wants is for this trout to stop, she just wants to enjoy her coffee and burnt waffles!

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Starlet is off to fish at the beach. She must have taken 'there's plenty more fish in the sea' a bit too literally...

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COMING UP... Everything goes wrong... It all happened so fast, and I'm still not sure wtf actually happened and I'm very confused but also amused so I'm going to run with it....

Yay! Disco Fynn!

Judging by how well we're getting along, I assume ???? is actually Wolf Kanno.

I love Disco Fynn.

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So the LASSES are just enjoying a bit of phone time...

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When... in comes a ZOMBIE CROP?! He's trying to terrify Freya! It's working!

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He's trying the same trout on Calliope!

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She's about to pee herself too!

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Scarlet is pretty much digging the Zombie look, she's into it, she wants her boy back.


Don't we all? :(

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So there we have it, CROP has been turned into a Zombie - to forever terrorise the LASSES in the Sorority House! How will the LADS cope with the loss of their Party Boy?

HOW WILL YOU COPE NOW THAT CROP IS OUT OF THE GAME?

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!?!?!?!
(No, really? How was I not informed! So random, so fantastic!)

i have no idea why i think ??? is Mae lol.

i so confused aboot crop :lol:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAha

I love my PJ's

Zombie Crop should make things even more interesting

Are you mourning the loss of the normal Crop?

Are you fascinated by Crop?

Would you like to see more sides of Crop?


Then you're in luck...

Because our Mystery Sim is none other than....


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GINNY TONIC!
THE DRAG QUEEN ALTER-EGO OF CROP!

OH trout

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIT

also leave him a Zombie

Crop lives on! Sorta.

I don't think he'll stay a zombie for long though.

So when he comes back, which consciousness is going to be dominant? I sure hope it's Ginny because she's apparently my keg stand BFF!

In terms of interactions, I really let the Sims have a lot of free will, but if I see two sims interacting I might step in to put in some commands - but that Crop/Fury fight happened out of nowhere!

I will also send out Sims that haven't done much so they can have a 'storyline' too! But pretty much 80% of what you see in the updates is their free will!

Hands-off, max free will playthroughs are the best!

Looking forward to the post where my Sim smurfs stuff up to make up for going to bed early. :p

Ginny Tonic xD.


i hope theres a tiger in the houses eventually

This. Is. GENIUS!

why am not i in the girl's house?

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RAAARRRRGH Zombie Crop is stumbling his way back home

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OMG he's normal again! Thank GOD. Guess he's back in the game after all! Just... relegated to the couch!

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HOLY trout A BURGLAR! RUN CROP! CALL THE COPS!

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Oh smurf he's stolen the TV

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Here comes the Police, STOP THIS INSANE MANIAC PLEASE!

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Oh trout, this burglar has no chill. He just kicked the trout out of the cop!

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Bubba is devastated by the loss of the TV.

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But... now he can move past the canoodling and he gives his boyfriend, Galuf, a big smoochy kiss!

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He even takes him on a date to the stables, where every Tom, Dick, and Harry come out...

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To watch some man love.

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Bawwwwwwwww <3

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They even get to fondle a gorgeous steed!

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So cute!

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Jinx and Carny are having some introductory chemistry! Hellloooooooooo wink wink!

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But this man just wants to get wasted in the nightclub!

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Matt and Freya are having a silly moment!

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Crop, still reeling over the loss of the TV and the invasion of the burglar, called the Pet Shelter to adopt a dog.

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He obviously picked the dog that was 100% named SIR DANCEALOT at the shelter.
(No, that's seriously what his name was. I was crying. Too smurfing perfect!)

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Matt is just staring at a corner :/

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Everyone is in love with Sir Dancealot and for hours they are feeding him treats in a circle. This dog is going to get FAT.

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Carny is in his speedo getting his drank on.

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Having a boogie woogie with Jinx into the early hours.

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Treat circle is still going on. Everyone loves this puppy.

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Now it's time for his nap!

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Matt is just sat on the bath.... Plotting.....

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Alright guys.

It's time. We've seen enough.

You guys now have to pick a LAD and a LASS to face the GREAT INFERNO.

Vote in the thread!


GALUF - I
CALLIOPE - I
CARNY - I

I'm not sure which lass should get in there, but on the lads side, I definitely see Galuf going in. Just so Bubba can cheer him on :flirt:

Seriously, they are adorbs! They even look like they have matching sweaters on some pics!

I think I'm going to drop a vote for Calliope and Carny!

BTW Surprise guests do not count in the vote, only original Lads and Lasses!

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I start the LASSES day with a quick whip round of where everyone is. Freya is apparently searching for scrap in piles of garbage...

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And Fury is rummaging through the LADS bin.

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Guilty

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She does however, get to meet the lovely Pheesh!

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I found that the LASSES house was getting very stale and boring so I built a not-so-secret-secret Lab for Calliope...

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She begins by experimenting on Pumpkin's mind! Pumpkin has lost the AMBITIOUS and NATURAL COOK trait and has adopted DAREDEVIL and EVIL!

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There was an influx of Wild Horses in the area today for some reason

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Like, lots of horses!

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An evil Sim needs an evil cat.... We've adopted this lump and named him BoB.

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Speaking of pets, Bubba is out carrying Sir Dancealot through the streets!

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Calliope does an experiment on herself that goes terribly wrong...

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Now she's a crisp.

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But even a crisp gotta eat...

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...and read!

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Pumpkin is fixing the bath that BoB broke!

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Starlet is up to some evil smurfing trout man I can smell it. That chair...

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Formalhaut and Jinx aren't really getting along....

I am loving all of this so much.

EVIL PUMPKIN!!!

Evil Pumpkin is brilliant. Not sure who to vote for yet, I'll think on it. What is a great inferno anyway?

Also, surprised I'm disliking people in this. Though I suppose me and Jinx didn't get along for like, the first few months of knowing each other so maybe this is a case of truth in video gaming.

The great inferno may or may not be a sealed room with many fireplaces and plants....



May or may not be



*shifty*

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Evil Pumpkin is brilliant. Not sure who to vote for yet, I'll think on it. What is a great inferno anyway?

Also, surprised I'm disliking people in this. Though I suppose me and Jinx didn't get along for like, the first few months of knowing each other so maybe this is a case of truth in video gaming.

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So does that mean Disco Fynn is the party animal I never was but always secretly wanted to be?

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Originally Posted by Formalhaut

Evil Pumpkin is brilliant. Not sure who to vote for yet, I'll think on it. What is a great inferno anyway?

Also, surprised I'm disliking people in this. Though I suppose me and Jinx didn't get along for like, the first few months of knowing each other so maybe this is a case of truth in video gaming.

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So does that mean Disco Fynn is the party animal I never was but always secretly wanted to be?

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Unleash your inner animal, Fynn.

Woof.

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Originally Posted by Formalhaut

Evil Pumpkin is brilliant. Not sure who to vote for yet, I'll think on it. What is a great inferno anyway?

Also, surprised I'm disliking people in this. Though I suppose me and Jinx didn't get along for like, the first few months of knowing each other so maybe this is a case of truth in video gaming.

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So does that mean Disco Fynn is the party animal I never was but always secretly wanted to be?

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Unleash your inner animal, Fynn.

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My inner animal is a Sylveon and it is very much unleashed.

WHAT MAD MAN VOTED FOR GALUF????

Also, smurfing Crop, man. Just stand on your front lawn and watch the burglar go into your home.

And of course Bubba is sad the TV is gone, he needs it for seducing Galuf!

That said, I think I'd like to see Matt and Calliope go. Matt hasn't really done anything, and I'd like to see where my relationship with Carny goes. :jokey:

...which is probably why Formy hates me.

Evil pumpkin xD I like the pets Sir Dancelot is a great name.

I like how Evil Pumpkin fixes bathtubs

I vote Kaycee :bigsmile:

And Dat Matt too

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I like how Evil Pumpkin fixes bathtubs

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Yes but is she 'fixing' them? :plotting:

Throw Night Fury and Dat Matt into the fire. They're my votes.

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tbh I don't know why you didn't give Pumpkin evil from the start. :monster:

>:[

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I like how Evil Pumpkin fixes bathtubs

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Yes but is she 'fixing' them? :plotting:

Throw Night Fury and Dat Matt into the fire. They're my votes.

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I like that it was BoB that broke it.

So apt.

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PROOF

SMOKING GUN

YOU ALL SAW IT

Poo head

Wait, has Pumpkin been given then Evil trait, or is she just such pure malice that she's acting evil on her own accord?

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Originally Posted by Jinx

Wait, has Pumpkin been given then Evil trait, or is she just such pure malice that she's acting evil on her own accord?

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Someone used the brain imaging scanner to forcibly convert two of her traits. Forget who it was, but she must be evil because she consented to such brain probing. Maybe Pumpkin just wanted to be evil but didn't have the technological access necessary to achieve her goals?

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Originally Posted by Formalhaut

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Originally Posted by Jinx

Wait, has Pumpkin been given then Evil trait, or is she just such pure malice that she's acting evil on her own accord?

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Someone used the brain imaging scanner to forcibly convert two of her traits. Forget who it was, but she must be evil because she consented to such brain probing. Maybe Pumpkin just wanted to be evil but didn't have the technological access necessary to achieve her goals?

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Wow, this is some Academia trout right there

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Originally Posted by Sir Lancealot

Woof.

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Sir Dancealot xD

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Alright Matt, me and you, outside, now!

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Matt doesn't like where this is going...

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The scene is set though! I have Starlet make a phone call to host a BONFIRE PARTY to celebrate the event!

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I even set up a disco!

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IT BEGINS! WHO WILL DIE?!

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The party guests have arrived! They start claiming it's a trout party though because apparently there's no bonfire.

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HERE'S YOUR BONFIRE, BITCH.

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Lining up for some of the infamous juice keg!

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While Calliope and Matt battle against the great inferno!

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This is how it appears to the guests!

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Getting pretty tense!

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Calliope is on damage control.

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Oh no! Matt is engulfed!

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So, Calliope puts down her extinguisher and puts out the rest of the fires. Leaving Matt to dance it off.

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LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIYAH

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Matt succumbs to the flames...

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And now he's just a pile of ash on the ground...

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That Calliope sweeps up and puts in the trash. Savage.
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Bubba takes a sad trout in the LASSES loos!

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And Calliope takes a well earned cold shower....




RIP MATT!

:O

Okay, this became really brutal really fast.

Just caught up with this!

RIP in peace, Matt.

The chamber of fire is a cracking idea. I have a few work colleagues who I'd like to see try it. I'll suggest it at the next centre meeting.

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Okay, this became really brutal really fast.

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I know! I'm glad I'm exempt because of the surprise guest rule, to be honest.

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Originally Posted by Formalhaut

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Originally Posted by Fynn

:O

Okay, this became really brutal really fast.

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I know! I'm glad I'm exempt because of the surprise guest rule, to be honest.

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Haha, same

rip matt we hardly knew ye because you went to sleep during a party

no wonder calliope didn't catch on fire

she's ice cold

Is it too sad, too soon? Stick with me... I have something positively heart-warming coming up!

Will there be cake?

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Night Fury comforts a sad Crop over the loss of his housemate.

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For some reason Sir Dancealot is hanging at a Tavern and can't get down the smurfing steps so is STUCK AND DYING.

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I have to get Crop to go and carry him down and send him on his way home (which literally takes him ALL DAY - it was that far away, and his legs are so small!)

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Bubba and Galuf are on a date to a restaurant!

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And the bunk beds are gone...

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...So it's time for a makeout session

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Carny knows where this is going, he's getting the smurf out.

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Yep. They're wooing and hooing all over the place! Limbs everywhere!

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Annnnd... apparently zombie arse sticking in the window.

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Crop's doing a whip round clean!

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And then, of his own accord decides to go hang out in the garden where all the zombies are... Why?!

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The next day, Carny goes and pays the lovely Formalhaut a visit.

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But the dude is tired...

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I said tired, right?

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smurfing pass out on the floor level tired...

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Which makes him tired of Carny. Aw, not this day fellas!

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OI OI NAKED CROP!

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Oh my gosh... What is this?!

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SQUEEEEE

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AHHHHH BUT WHAT WILL HE SAY?!?!?!

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HE SAID YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Get ready guys.

Because tomorrow will be a nice day for a.... White Wedding.

;)

But will it end in Tragedy?

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Yay! Congrats Bubba and Galuf!

AWWWWWWWW TWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LUUUUUUUUUUUUUB

Also, now we know why Crop turned into a zombie. He's hanging out with the zombie riff raff. Stop that, Crop!

So glad I finally wore you down, Galuf :flirt:

At least put a bow tie on if you're going to propose!

First time I've posted here but this is so so great. Classic Crop, getting naked. Glad I'm not a zombie now.

Can't wait for the wedding!

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

At least put a bow tie on if you're going to propose!

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I did have one on. You just can't tell from the pictures where I tied it...

White Wedding? Why not RED?

This is all thoroughly amusing. I don't think I've ever seen a bad EoFF Sims. They're just so much fun.

Aww, how cute :love:

TOMORROW....

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Wait... did we have a baby already? WHO THE smurf MADE IT??

Baby Bubba!

Baby Bubaluf

Baby Galubba!

Perhaps NF is using the MPreg mod?

Bubba just can't stop having babies, no matter which universe he's in

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TOMORROW....


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What the ever loving smurf am I wearing?

OMg matt is ashes! GALUFxBUBBA! MLT GET TOGETHER WINTER CIDDIES. It's been prophesied now.

Be glad I aint showing you our baby. Qll I can tell you is. "He has my hair" from bubba.

Sorry for a lack of updates yesterday, Pheesh and I ended up binge watching pretty much half a season of Orange is the New Black! (no spoilers plz!)

Anyway!


I guess it's time for a WEDDING!

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I set the scene in the garden for the Wedding which takes place in a few hours! Doesn't it look pretty?

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This is the spot where I intend the two fellas will tie the knot!

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But they decide to just go do it by the kitchen door.

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Baw, Fury and Smelly Formalhaut are touched!

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LOVE IS IN THE AIR! THEY'RE MARRIED!

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Starlet has got her goth on!

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What is that smurfing suit?

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I set the lads up in the 'Honeymoon Suite'

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Formy whips out a nice guitar for a bit of tuneage!

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The lads are just getting down to business.... wink wink!

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While the party continues on outside!

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Fynn and Pumpkin want to leave.... But they can't. Muahahahhahahaha.

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Could romance be on the cards for Crop and Fury or is this just a one night thing?

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Calliope and Pumpkin are having a lovely chat.

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Aaaaaaaaand Galuf has adopted a baby. Just like that.

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Meet little boy Bubaluf!

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Meanwhile, things aren't looking too good for our guests.

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They're hungry/tired/pissing themselves

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And Bubba is just ordering ridiculous amounts of pizza....

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Why can I see my butt?

Also, yay! Baby Bubaluf!

I believe they are very peachy coloured pants!

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Puddles of pee everywhere. Oh these poor sims!

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Everyone is hitting the floor left, right, and centre!

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They're all arguing....

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Slapping...

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Fist fighting...

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Hitting the floor again! Sorry Carny, but Fury had you.

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And she pinned you again!

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Freya is in a bad, bad way!

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Uh oh.

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Oh Carny....

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On your ass again.

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Fury is on the floor...

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And you try it one more time.

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It's not looking much better in the disco lounge but at least nobody is fighting...

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Oh the puddles.... The STENCH

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Where the hell did they come from?!

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Maybe it's time I set them free...

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I mean, this has been about 5 days now it's really not very humane.

It's been five days and you didn't give them access to a shower!?

Carny is just rustling everybody's jimmies for some reason, it seems.

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Originally Posted by Fynn

Carny is just rustling everybody's jimmies for some reason, it seems.

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Haha, and getting his arse handed to him!

This is exactly how I want my wedding to go in real life. Though Formy, you could have showered.

Crop is the most chilled out member there. Even after his fight with Carny he just casually grabs a plate of food and stands there scoffing.

I really don't know where he got them either? I was trying to starve them!

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Originally Posted by Fynn

This is exactly how I want my wedding to go in real life. Though Formy, you could have showered.

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I was not the only one guilty of poor hygiene thank you very much! :p

Tomorrow....


Someone DIES!


And what the SMURF is this?!


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I hope this is like those shows where they introduce someone new just to kill them off

Wow. Bubaluf is a ginger. Who'd have thought?


I'm betting Carny dies. Everybody seems to hate him. It'd be weird if that mixed with the starvation and stuff just made someone snap and attempt murder.

Fun fact: Real life Baby Bubba came into the world looking like a ginger. It has since changed to a light brown.

Huh, I guess that fact wasn't particularly fun after all.

That child is wearing a ginger Trump wig.

Maybe, but I bet that kid already has a larger vocabulary.

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I'm betting Carny dies. Everybody seems to hate him. It'd be weird if that mixed with the starvation and stuff just made someone snap and attempt murder.

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Nooooooooo.

Though on that note, I found it hilariously accurate how easily Carny got beat in those fights.

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Originally Posted by Fynn

I'm betting Carny dies. Everybody seems to hate him. It'd be weird if that mixed with the starvation and stuff just made someone snap and attempt murder.

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Nooooooooo.

Though on that note, I found it hilariously accurate how easily Carny got beat in those fights.

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Hey, I've got skills! I've stabbed someone in the head with a pencil, remember. Don't underestimate me. :stare:

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Sorry for a lack of activity, gang! I got a wee bit burnt out and had a bit of a sad weekend. I'm back now though! Here is the very long awaited post! I will go now, to the Sims 3 to collect more precious storylines for you all! :heart:

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FREEEEEE

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I guess I should just let everybody go or something. Starving a group of Sims takes FAR TOO LONG.

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But they don't leave, they just hang around - keep dropping over. WTF. GO HOME! (Stockholm Syndrome?)

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Ahh yes, nap it off Crop!

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Carny is straight over to his favourite spot, the seedy club!

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And then he's off for a sleeparoo too!

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Aww, so cute!

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OH NO! CARNY WENT TO BED WITHOUT SUPPER AND HAS DIIIIIIIED

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Look at him :(

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RIP Carny Sim.

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Ginny Tonic called to see if Crop would like a date. He accepted. This is getting weirdly meta...

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Since a Sim died, and since babies are boring. I aged Bubaluf to toddler and this is what came out.

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Sir Dancealot is trying to scratch the ugly from that child from his eyes...

Ginny Tonic & Crop, I don't even!

Wow, guess that massive dose of free will didn't prevent Carny from not feeding himself.

Seriously though, death by starvation is stupidly hard to actually achieve, given how long it takes to get to that point. Just have some freaking cereal man!

I am mildly upset at my Sim Boyfriend's death, I must admit. Now who will dance at the seedy club!

Don't worry, Bubaluf will be a teenager before long... dancing around a load of corpses.

If I could date a female me I would, so that actually makes a lot of sense.

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If I could date a female me I would, so that actually makes a lot of sense.

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You could have sex with yourself!

Though I suppose that's pretty much already a daily occurrence for you.

Carny is all "Ugh, went to an EoFF party and they didn't feed me supper. Awful party, no comms. I could just die."

Got a bit of a bumper update today! Hold onto your pants!

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The lasses are chilling at the park!

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Oooh, eye candy yassssss mawma.

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Wtf?

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WTF?! (I looked at the interaction queue and this is apparently a 'juiced kiss' which I guess is Sim Slang for drunk lipstick lesbianing)

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Yeah, just a drunken smooch!

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PUMPKIN JUST JOINED THE POLITICAL CAREER!

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Back at home now, and Calliope and Freya are busting some moves. Starlet is doing something also.

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Fury is off to the Lads to see her.... boyfriend!

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OI OIIIIII! But does she know he went on a date with Ginny Tonic?!

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Wow, apparently Lucius Malfoy works as a maid for the Lads...

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Erm, weird smurfing glitch.

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Fury pulled a guitar out of somewhere..

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Pumpkin is getting dat Charisma up!

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Date time for Fury and Crop!

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They're off for a fancy dinner!

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Things get weird after this.

Like, real smurfing weird.

I see the prospect of a date is not enough to keep Crop's mind off of mourning Carny

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For some reason, Starlet had ONE PLATE OF WAFFLES and is now... fat?!

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The same happened to Fury on her date with Crop. He's still a little skinny bitch though.... Riiiiight.

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The dishwasher is broke, better call for repairs!

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Yasss, fix that washer!

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Annnnnd Starlet starts flirting with the repair girl!

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BoB the cat is attacking Freya!

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Fury and Starlet need to work out.

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Under the power of the full moon, Starlet is trying to plant one on a poor Galuf!

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BoB the cat is stealing the leftovers!

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Fury has just started a book called 'Battle Gnomes'. Fascinating stuff!

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Freya is at it with Galuf now, but he's a COMMITTED MARRIED MAN!

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And his child is feral...

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Like, seriously feral...

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SMURFING FERAL EVIL CHILD!

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Whoopsie, Freya!

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Oh wow, just gonna leave your mess huh?

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Rock, paper, scissors is the new flirting method.

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Galuf just fully broke the toilet.

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And he rejected Freya's advances yet again. All these women, pawing at him today!

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"FIIIINE. I GUESS I'LL FIX IT!"

Girls, he's just not that into you

Oh politics, my dream career :|

Seems pretty accurate that women eat one thing and get fat, while men can eat whatever and be just fine

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Oh politics, my dream career :|

Seems pretty accurate that women eat one thing and get fat, while men can eat whatever and be just fine

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I have no idea why this happened? I can't believe it :lol: Especially considering they had all recently NOT eaten. It was just weird, and only happened to Fury and Starlet. Probably a glitch!

Had to do my best not to laugh out loud at work when I saw feral child eating at the table.

Should have guessed that the offspring of Bubba and Galuf would be a monster.

Yeah, that kid's gonna be fun next time a full moon comes.

Oh goodness everyone is getting so romantic in the house... which when you compare to the T.V show, makes sense.

HANDS OFF MY MAN, GIRLS!!

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