Well?
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Well?
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Dirty things
As a capitalist if I am given lemons I sell lemonade.
Squeeze them over my lobster paella.
Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Psychotic lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my Cid's Knights to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Why is life giving out lemons anyway?
Squirt the juice in thine enemies eyes.
fling them near cats so they get curios and thent ehy will sniff it and they dont liek the smell so they run away but too abd they ran away into my trap its called THE KITTEN PETTING ZOOOOO
Run the hell away because life DOESN'T HAVE HANDS! :ohdear:
My inventory is full.
Eat them and savor the feeling... so I can understand the people that are constantly bombarded with lemons just a little better.
You sick smurfQuote:
Originally Posted by Karifean
get some scampi on the go
Make slushies. Or shaved ice.
They're surprisingly effective at cleaning kitchen sinks!!
He says what we're all thinking!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Make lemonade
:doublecolbert::doublecolbert::doublecolbert:
Well pancake day was last week so I would be highly critical of Life for having such bad timing.
When life hands you lemons, every day is pancake day.
I think "Oh hey I'll use those" and put them aside. In the end, I may use one or two, probably for lemon juice to put on crepes. But more than likely they'll go to waste. I don't really use lemons much. I might put a slice in a drink to feel fancy but really it just means I have an annoying slice of lemon in my drink.
Making juice for bbq meat
I like to eat the slices of lemon you get with meals just on their own. A little bit of extra zest in your life can go a long way! But in the metaphorical sense, I am that why-can't-I-hold-all-these-limes guy except they're lemons and I'm being crushed to death with them. Too many lemons, thank you.
I yeeted one at Ariana Grande
Throw them at people?
They were all out of Limes.Quote:
Originally Posted by sauloakhy
I dun have a life! :(