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Arthur proudly farting into your lovingly prepared cup of tea
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I would proudly stab him and sell his testicles
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Bold of you to assume that someone would be willing to hand over money for them
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You would. A real man can never have enough testicles.
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Over the course of 48 hours I have been convinced that some members leaving for several months at a time is good, actually.
What is this abomination.
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I don't play Halo anymore, I don't need extra testicles for teabagging.
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Also, this is a thread about Arthur farting in your tea. He is a very rude man
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He is no longer a man without testicles.
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And you can use testicles to catch rare pokemons like Sailor Barret.
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If Steve was a pokemon he'd definitly be a "Peek-at-chu" :lol:
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Someone is elated that Steve is back and wanted a "special" from him~~
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I love Steve, he is a handsome little cherub and source of joy for all the world
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I love Steve, he got a nice beard that sparkles merriment and happiness.
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I miss Halo days
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I hope you miss your testicles too.
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Arthur's mother and the T-Rex is one of the greatest days in history
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wait what was the t-rex incident
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you said "I loved Jurassic Park my favourite part was when they got saved by a T-Rex"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
A Pint of Quinness
I miss Halo days
The community isn't what it once was. The original PC servers are still up, believe it or not.
I still hop on sometimes.
I thought when the Master Chief Collection was added to PC that they would take down the old 2003 servers, but nope.
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I'm not sure what's going on, but I'm ok with bullying Quin.
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Quin is like the new Manus. He is the scourge of EoFF and he fondle T-Rex's eggs
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ARTHUR IS STILL A HORRIBLE CREATURE THAT STEALS YOUR POO!
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Paul did me the courtesy of explaining the t-rex incident
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You can't just say that and not elaborate, Arthur!!
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Basically, one day Arthur, Paul, Steve and I were having a jolly old time playing
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Burnout Paradise together. Arthur had been on top form roasting Steve
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that day, and the poor little Queep was upset about being dunked on.
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He sat seething on it for a while, silently raging and waiting for his moment as
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the rest of us enjoyed our game. Eventually we had gotten onto the topic
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of movies or something, and as Paul said earlier Arthur happily mentioned
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his love for Jurassic Park because of the characters being saved by the T-rex.
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That was when lightning struck Steve, and he saw his chance for revenge
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and he grabbed it with both hands by screaming at the top of his voice
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"YER MUM WAS SAVED BY A T-REX!!". There was palpable glee in his voice as well
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This, however, was followed by a pause that may only have been 1 or 2 seconds but
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felt like a lifetime as the three of us were stunned into silence by this nonsensical
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retort, and the sudden tangible dawning on Steve that his mighty comeback burn was
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actually kind of lame. So, Steve being Steve, he did the most Steve thing ever while
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trying to salvage his only opportunity for vengance by quickly adding this ending to
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his now legendary roast. In a meek, tentative, timid but hopeful voice he squeaked
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"...while yer dad molested you." Now
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the thought process was pretty clear. Steve had realised his folly in his first salvo
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and had been desperate to add something in that would hurt Arthur the way
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Steve himself had been wounded that evening. But as you can see, in his desperation
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for satisfaction, he'd managed to come out with something that both crossed the lines
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of common decency by some margin, and also had somehow contrived to make himself
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come across as a bigger tit than anything anyone else had said all evening.
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His misery was further compounded due to the rest of us breaking down in fits of
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mocking hysterics and outrage at his crass comeback. He never was allowed to have
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his moment that day, and instead carved a lifelong monument in our minds of his own
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grim buffoonery. The poor little dear. You almost feel sorry for him, until
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you remember that his best comeback after a night of being roasted was
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"YER MUM WAS SAVED BY A T-REX!!...as yer dad molested you". Then you realise
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he bloody deserved it, the colossal balding tubby bell end!
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Love you Steve :aimkiss:
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I also forgot to say, the thing that made this even funnier when it happened was
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that I wasn't exaggerating about the silently raging part, he had literally not said
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a word for about half an hour before suddenly going for glory with his perverse
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attempt at a withering putdown. None of us were prepared for it.
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Hahahaha oh lord. Thank you, DK, that was beautiful.
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Sausage Party that involves some T-Rex crap? Bunch of Nerds.
