Official EoFF Death Of A Fansite 2022 Thread
Ok guys, I am playing the game seriously this time! I did not continue after theundeadhero the last time because I realized this game requires strategy and planning which I dun have the brain capacity and time to commit (Also he sucks at being pope, I should be the pope). Now my situation is better and want to make a go for it!
For those that have no idea what I am talking about, check out the link below:
http://home.eyesonff.com/showthread....te-An-EoFF-RPG
So we start off in a tower and we are supposed to climb to the top of it. On the ground floor, there is a hub which you can shop and meet up with familiar EoFFers that serve as NPCs.
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There are sure a lot of familiar faces here and there. The surprising thing is I know most of the people there but they are too cool to know me. :(
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So as we climb up the tower, the tutorial boss is this loser here. Go familiarize with the controls and mechanics while using him as practice target.
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I am currently stuck in the toilet with god damn Raistlin. At the rate that I am going, think I can pwn him.
This is my current party setup:
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Actually Bubba is useless but I kept him because I remembered he was relatively handsome and I like handsome guy in my party as a contrast to Psychotic's face.
I thought Pumpkin is an ice mage! I should really read more but she got an ice limit break. Waiting to thrust it into Raistlin's ass later. Deep INTO IT!
Onwards to flush Raistlin down the toilet and pwn MANUS!! (if he is in).
EDIT: PWNED RAISTLIN. Pumpkin sure showed him who's boss! Those ice attacks went straight up the ass! He is gonna feel that one for years and will reconsider using diapers instead! :bigsmile:
Duel of the Fates! Psychotic vs Christmas
So the next level brought us to a snowy wonderland and we met the legendary Citizen Bleys! I kinda remembered him being as weird as me. :bigsmile:
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Oh, he was a seeker too and decided to turn native. A Quitter just like how he quitted the forums! :(
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Oh, a snowman! Let's click it!
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I give the butt a 6.5/10. :bigsmile:
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And we have Denmark who is a penguin sounding like a duck. Perfectly normal for EoFF standards. 8/10! :bigsmile:
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Little Bubba and his friends decided to visit the little house nearby and I am the local resident!
I wasn't expecting to be in the game due to my inactiveness. lol.
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So NANNY MANUS is in the game too! And he is a bird locked up by me! I have done this world a great favour. You're welcome. :bigsmile:
Apparently I hold the key to the next level and I refused to hand it over because it is linked to the cell which I am keeping MANUS in.
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So things are not working out between me and baldy here. There can be only one! :mad2:
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So I laid down the ultimatum and tell them to smurf off! :mad2:
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Bubba being the handsome leader decided to back off. He proposed to search the house for the key!! Clever and shady! I like! 10/10 as a man!! :bigsmile:
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The brave seekers started searching the house and the first thing was the chimney. I have no idea why I found this absolutely hilarious. Must be one of Rye's holey jokes from the past. XD
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How nostalgic. Those were the days when I was nominated for Ciddies. Think I got Best Member once or twice? No idea. :lol:
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Still the BEST!! Trust in Christmas when it comes to this, people!! NOTHING LESS THAN BEST!! :bigsmile:
And yes, I got the broom reference in that corner, Paul.
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Something like this in my house? Totally normal I would said! I got my needs and Dr Unne X BoU were awesome!
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After an intense search that also involve digging the toilet bowl, our seekers found the key! Now onwards to the next level!! :bigsmile:
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I have no idea why NANNY MANUS is a swan but the colour does resemble his avatar though. I lol-ed. XD
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Of course, I would need to appear and stop everyone! MANUS is too much of a threat to the world! :(
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Ok, I sound like either the Joker or Harlequin. I prefer the former though.
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Boss fight begins and I got myself to 50% HP relatively easily! HAHAHAHAH. The real deal is here, bitch! :lol:
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This is the only skill this bitch uses (Triple slash on random targets). Guess she will be sweeping in LOSER-VILLE! :bigsmile:
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So, the bitch got a 2nd phase? Turn Super Saiyan or something? Big Mama ain't scared of any blondie
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I dun know what the smurf happened, but she took out Fynn and the rest are on the verge of dying. There is really a huge contrast between this bitch when her HP is above 50% and below. Did she watch Frozen or something midway and gained all these murderous icy attacks!!?? :grover:
PS:100/10 for the HATE! :bigsmile:
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Oh seriously, the smurf. I thought Psy's limit break would finish this bitch off. Now everyone is dead less Psy and Nut:ohdear:
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Only Paul (Psy is left)!! (Nut is blinded) Duel of the fates!!! Time to settle our feuds! Both past and present!! Will Psychotic take me down!!!??? Or will this doppelganger of mine triumph!!?? Go PAUL!! SHOW THEM WHAT IT MEANS TO BE THE LAST OF THE ADMIN!!!! YOU ARE MY FAV PERSON HERE IF YOU SUCCEED!! I DUN WANNA REPLAY THIS FIGHT AGAIN!!
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NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PAUL DID NOT MANAGED TO FINISH HER OFF!!!! WHY DIDN'T I USE AN EYEDROP ON NUT!!!!???? I WAS SO CONFIDENT HE COULD TAKE THAT BITCH DOWN!!! smurf!!!!! DID SHE HAS LIKE 1HP LEFT OR SOMETHING!!!! WOE IS ME!!! GOD HAS FORSAKEN US ALL!!!!
Will replay after work or something. :cry:
Duel of the Fates II. Rematch of the Century
I went back to the ground floor to buy some gears and is payback time!:mad2:
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I changing Psychotic to go full physical on her! I dun care if she counters them. My playstyle is full brute overbearing physical violence when I am pissed! :mad2:
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The bitch is almost down!!
She may use "Christmas Carol" (Party Wide Heavy Attack) at the next turn and Fynn can only heal one person at the moment. Judging from our HP, only the healed person can survive. :spin:
Nut just used his limit break (thank you my dear) and Pumpkin's limit is useless against her. Bubba and Fynn are both support.
So the only logical answer is to heal Paul. :|
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God, she really used Christmas Carol. :(
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Seriously, smurf man. History repeats itself! XD
I reckon Psychotic and me are like the Batman & Joker, Yoda & Palpatine, Baldy & Bitch.
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DUEL OF THE FATES PART 2!!! WILL PAUL GET HIS HONOR AS LAST OF THE ADMINS BACK OR WILL CHRISTMAS TRIUMPH AGAIN?? I DUN WANNA DO THIS FOR THE 3rd TIME!!! GO LAST OF THE ADMINS!!!! GOOGOGOGOGOGOG!!!!!
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PAUL IS OFFICIALLY MY FAV PERSON HERE!!!! BUBBA WOULD NEED TO STEP ASIDE NOW!!! HOLY HELL!!1 THREE CHEERS FOR THE LAST OF THE ADMIN!!! IT IS ALSO MY FAV ATTACK NOW!!!! :kaoclove:
I was so excited that I overwrote the pic when Paul was performing that magnificent finishing blow. :cry:
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I have this feeling every single moment of my life. Especially when I am hungry. :bigsmile:
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I am flattered but I was not here most of the time when these happened. Now I feel bad. :(
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Oh god, I think I am guilty of this too. SO IS EVERYONE!!! GO IMPREGNATE A HEN OR SOMETHING AND REPOPULATE THIS PLACE!
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Then I reverted to my crazy self and stormed back to my house. Dun think I am gonna farm her for gold anytime. She is one murderous icy crazy bitch. XD
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Wow, so there is a link and explanation to all these madness. Nice one on the lore! :bigsmile:
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As my official hero, Baldy can said whatever he wants and Bubba just has to suck it up. :bigsmile:
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Does he turns back into a parasitic stormtrooper if someone kisses him?
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Ah crap, now I lives NANNY MANUS like happily ever after or something. The only bad thing about the whole situation is I dun get to fight and kill him. Shame man. REAL SHAME! :(
Either way, Little Bubba and his friends pwned Christmas and moved on to the next level leaving behind NANNY MANUS to freeze in the cold! DIE MANUS. :bigsmile:
Battle at the Big Bridge - Our Pimp and his Sailormoon!
Little Bubba and friends are greeted by a familiar music from FFV! Battle at the Big Bridge! This would mean an epic showdown awaits!! RAWR!!! MY BODY IS READY!
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Ok, that head in the sky looks uncannily familiar. :(
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Omg, didn't I left him dead at the toilet with an icicle stuck in his ass?
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Not even in my top ten list, bud. :lol:
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Not only handsome but nice too. Bubba is just too perfect. We should make him the official idol of EoFF. :bigsmile:
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Even Raistlin can score with a girl. Those that had an unholy union with your left and right hands should be ashamed! :bigsmile:
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So we have a Shlupquack sailormoon crossover people! :bigsmile:
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I lol-ed. Like I said, not even in my top ten list. :lol:
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Fynn is so savage! Funny thing is that he has does 0 damage thus far thru the whole game. XD
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This reminds me how infuriating Raistlin was when he goes ranting about everything. :bigsmile:
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I did not notice it in the first fight, but wtf is Raistlin wearing? :monster:
Hahaha, Shlup uses bad breath. This is so hilarious. A perfect match with Raistlin. :lol:
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Same tactics as Wolf Kanno! Divide and Conquer! Now go to sleep, baby Raistlin! We will rip your Sailormoon girlfriend apart first! :bigsmile:
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Shlup just showed us how bad her breath is. But no fear as I have Fynn!!! Fynn, I choose you!!
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Nut will be giving Shlup a one way ticket to the moon with his limit break. :bigsmile:
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I think they got married halfway during the fight without me noticing! Raistlin you sneaky little man!
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Pumpkin will be renewing those icicles to be stuck to your ass. :bigsmile:
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Who else to deliver the finishing blow but our local Baldy? They go wayyyyyyy back! :bigsmile:
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LAST OF THE ADMINS, BASTARD!! NOW YOU GOT HOLY SPEARS ADDED TO THE ICICLE PACKAGE UP YOUR ASS!!
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Barely break a sweat. Like I said, not even in the top ten, kid.
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You lost the moment you decided to face me, oldie/oldbie. Now you bow down to big Mama and lick my boots. :bigsmile:
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Turned out Sailormoon Shlup here is a sex bot. Someone need to reprogram it to PG13 man.
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Ok, even for me, I draw the line somewhere. We are done here people. Best Couple Award goes to Shlup and Raistlin. No questions asked.
And Little Bubba and his friends continue their journey making Raistlin and Sailormoon Shlup nothing but a fleeting memory that needs to be washed throughly with soap.
MVP of the match is Bubba! Sleep magic FTW!! :bigsmile:
Christmas' Boss Ranking in Terms of Difficulty thus far:
1) Christmas (I really have no advice. Good luck to you when she hits 50% HP. I fear Christmas Carol)
2) Sephex (Remember to have Dispel and pwn his jerk crystal fast!!)
3) Raistlin and Shlup (Cast Sleep, Divide and Conquer does the job!)
4) Raistlin (Ice, Ice baby. Lots of Ice up his ass)
5) Wolf Kanno (Cast Confuse and his puppies will start buffing you)
6) theundeadhero (Fake Pope, tutorial boss and cannon fodder.)
Lunatic Frog Witches VS Queen Bitch!
We moved on to the next area and was greeted by an omnious smell.
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Yes, BoB really smells bad. I can even smell him through the internet when he isn't logged in. :(
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A dick?
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We found Shaibana hopping around. Guess they took more than the door.
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I trust no one. BTW, you and Shaibana should totally mate and make tadpoles. :bigsmile:
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Hey, it is dear old Aulayna! Never aged a day, girl! :bigsmile:
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I think Night Fury used to be called something else though. Can't remember.
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Oh my dear Tifa's Boobies. Why have you turned into Jinx? :(
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So they are witches! Like the really bad ones that turn people into frogs! Good ones turn people in cockroaches! :mad2:
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Little Bubba is so charming. He will have the girls in his pants soon enough. :chocobo:
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And Shauna does not agree to be turned into frog! She got taste! Cockroaches are better! :bigsmile:
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WTF is wrong with you, Fox? We kill anything that moves around here given the chance. No such thing as teaming up. I even killed myself earlier! :mad:
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Jinx sounds pretty deranged. That is my girl. :kaoclove:
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Do Quina or Resha resides here too? Sound like the perfect place for them! :bigsmile:
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Consistent with her previous thinking! She has earned my official seal of insanity. :bigsmile:
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Oh my dear, you have not witness how big mama punishes lunatic frog witches. You would be surprised how bad I smell across the galaxy and beyond. :chocobo:
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So we are up against the lunatic trio of bitches! They will face the Queen Bitch!
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The irony that Fynn is using Aulayna's staff. :lol:
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Bubba charmed them to sleep with his fancy lies and deception. :bigsmile:
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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE GAME, FYNN DID SOME DAMAGE! AND QUITE A BIT!! THREE CHEERS FOR OUR POTENTIAL MVP, FYNN!!! :kaoclove:
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AND HE FINISHED NIGHT FURY OFF!!! WHAT A MAN!!! MANLY MANLY MAN!!!
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Oh ya, I swapped Psychotic with Fox cuz the latter tried to recruit the trio!! No frog witches in my team!!!
PS: LAST OF THE ADMINS STRIKE AGAIN!!!
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Well, Fynn got taken down by Aulayna's chain Thudara (Triple Thunder Magic). Guess he won't be MVP but he is used to kissing the ground so no feelings are hurt. :monster:
Bubba decided to mourn for Fynn with his songs and this cause my little people to crave for vengence.
FYNN'S LIFE MATTERS!!!
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Shauna was totally boosted by that and burned the whole place down with her limit break. Reminds me of Yamamoto from Bleach. REDUCE ALL CREATIONS TO ASHES!! IS MY GIRL HAWT OR WAT!?
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Psychotic delivered the finishing touch and down ya go, Jinx.
BTW, her attacks' names are really funny. Shame that I did not managed to screenshot them. :lol:
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BOW TO YOUR QUEEN, BITCHES!!!! :peachdance:
And let's offer a moment of silence for the fallen (again) Fynn. :cry:
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Ya, stay here and rot forever in your foul repulsive swamp.
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Totally will kiss Bubba if he turns into a frog. But mostly will cook him though. :quina:
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LOSERS. LOSERS. LOSERS. LOSERS.
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Freya will stab anyone with her spear that tries the frog thing. She does that usually on Sunday but on Saturday, she may stab herself with it. So no froggy business here! :monster:
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So she offered her boobies and we took it with us (kidding).
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Oh, you should have look at mine. It is pretty bloated with farts and mushrooms.
Anyway, I tried searching around for Resha and Quina but couldn't find them. :(
The pumpkin house is hinted to be some end game content I think.
Nonetheless, Little Bubba moved on with his friends and gained renewed knowledge on frogs and the lunatic witches trio that turn people into it! Onwards and beyond, my seekers! :bigsmile:
MVP Of the Match is still Fynn! Despite kissing the ground, his death managed to inspired the rest to fight even harder! Nicely done, Fynn! :bigsmile:
Christmas' Boss Ranking in Terms of Difficulty thus far:
1) Christmas (I really have no advice. Good luck to you when she hits 50% HP. I fear Christmas Carol)
2) Jiro (HAVE YOUR LIMIT BREAKS READY BY 35% HP!!)
3) Night Fury, Jinx and Aulayna (Cast Sleep and focus fire one at a time)
4) Sephex (Remember to have Dispel and pwn his jerk crystal fast!!)
5) Raistlin and Shlup (Cast Sleep, Divide and Conquer does the job!)
6) Raistlin (Ice, Ice baby. Lots of Ice up his ass)
7) Wolf Kanno (Cast Confuse and his puppies will start buffing you)
8) theundeadhero (Fake Pope, tutorial boss and cannon fodder.)