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ok I thought about this more and realized it's a stupid question obviously haurchefant is too busy sending aymeric stories of his actual exploits to be writing slashfics
he is also disappointed that aymeric doesn't share details about estinien
are you just saying random words
No it makes sense
i want to google what this means but i also dont want this in my search history
sorry I wasn't clear in my second post, aymeric and estinien definitely bang and haurchefant wants deets but aymeric won't share because he is a gentleman
I agree.
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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
do you think they have threesomes as a treat
probably at least once but it's really hard to get all three of them together in the same room on account of estinienQuote:
Originally Posted by JinxQuote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
do you think they have threesomes as a treat
no it's all platonic stop being odd
you're the odd one, thinking these boys don't dick down on one anotherQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Haurchefant is too busy being the guiding light and one true hero of Eorzea to indulge in such base debauchery :colbert: how dare you implicate the most wonderful man to have ever existed in Final Fantasy canon engage in such shenanigans.
Shame on you.
Shame.
Shame.
Shame.
SHAME.
SHAME.
SHAME.
SHAME!
bro he makes naked men do push-ups in his office because he loves muscles wtf are u on about
he don't live in limsa lominsa now do he
And anyway if you'd paid any attention to the narrative at all it was pretty clear that Haurchefant had eyes for no one but the Warrior of Light he was smitten as soon as he laid eyes on me and paid the ultimate price for me don't take him away from me again damn you
14 sounds like an honestly wild time.
are you all slut shaming best boy haurchefant i can not believe you
also quin play ffxiv with us i want your opinion on who is bangin who in this game
everyone, and they are all banging me NOT DKQuote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
pal it took them like 10+ years to put a character hugging another in the game
How quickly things escalated from that one simple hug to the ball-slappingest slobbering smurffest.
Truly, we live in a society.
Well he clearly doesn't include any schadenfreude!