Stuffed Regis, where are you?

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06-19-2002, 01:52 AM
The Man

Stuffed Regis, where are you?

As many of you may know already, there was once a lovable character on Eyes on Final Fantasy Fora called Stuffed Regis. Everybody loves Stuffed Regis. I mean, who wouldn't? I'll tell you who wouldn't love Stuffed Regis: A misanthrope. Only a misanthrope could possibly hate Stuffed Regis. Oh, and some guy named Dr Unne could theoretically hate him, too.

Stuffed Regis got his start in a legendary thread entitled "1000 Reasons to Hate Dr Unne." (Okay, maybe it was 100 Reasons. I can't remember. The point's the same). This thread was happily archived in the General Archive, until one day, suddenly, it disappeared, along with around 300 of poor Stuffed Regis' posts. The staff are currently looking into this disappearance, I have been informed, but thus far, they have had very little luck.

Needless to say, if any of you have this thread saved, it would be super-nice for you to post about it here, and preferably include an .mht archive as an attachment. Everyone who loves Stuffed Regis will, likewise, love you for the rest of your natural born life if you can just help us, I think. Please?

Alright. Rawk.

Peace
The Man :love:
06-19-2002, 10:37 AM
Griever

Jesus, Man. Not another conspiracy. Is there nothing better to do????

*searches for Stuffed Regis*
06-19-2002, 07:18 PM
Loony BoB

We WERE looking into it. I noticed it quite a while ago, and Daryl and I started a thread about it. =/ Sucks. ;_; But unless someone saved it, there's little anyone can really do... unless there's something I don't know.
06-19-2002, 08:05 PM
The Man

Hence this thread -- if anyone has the Stuffed Regis thread, it'd be cool for them to post it as an attachment. Not just cool... über-cool. Just that ace, in fact. *dies*

Peace
The Man
06-19-2002, 08:12 PM
Dr Unne

Good riddance.
06-19-2002, 08:46 PM
Stuffed Regis

Meh.

I was on my way back...but then I found out...THE MAN wanted me back. So just to an arse I've decided to postpone my return for another year.

*rawks out*

Yeah! ..and whanot.

*while he's here, decides do give Unne a great big hug and a wet one [use your imagination]*

I really wanted to come back...but whatyagonnado [gives Unne another wet one]...I have to stay in character and whatnot.

*scratches himself publically*

Ah...that's the stuff.
06-19-2002, 10:23 PM
crono_logical

Bleys said he had an old vB backup on his PC a while back, didn't he? I guess when he's back, and he's got time, we could ask him to fire that up on his local PC and retrieve the thread. :D
06-19-2002, 10:52 PM
Super Christ

I seem to remember asking Bleys about its disappearance, and he didn't know where the thread went. It seems to have vanished forever, along with all of Stuffed Unne's posts in that thread. Quite a pity, that was one of my favorite threads ever.
06-19-2002, 11:19 PM
The Man

I know. It's very odd. The administrators certainly have better things to do right now than to look for old disappeared threads, but it was a great thread.

OOC: I know that Stuffed Regis was once Stuffed Unne or Stuffed Unners. When did his name get changed?

And Stuffed Regis: You may say you won't return for another year, but in reality, you just did return. Muwah! *gets shot by a sniper*

Peace
The Man

Let's try this...

OOC: His name got raped sometime during that thread, just like mine, edczxcvbnm's, Wyllius', and Matt's. Regis and I are the only ones who never got our names changed back. I remember, ed got renamed Beef, Wyllius into Dr Cow, and Matt into Wombat. Stuffed Regis was also made into Stuffed Jesus for a while. Also, I seem to remember that before that thread, Wyllius was Dr Wyllius, and Matt was Gau. Lots of stuff happened that night.

06-19-2002, 11:31 PM
Other

Woo!! It's Stuffed Regis! *hoogles*
06-20-2002, 01:52 AM
The Man

The following excerpt is taken from an AIM conversation I had with Britt earlier today. I have changed Britt's and my screen names, mostly since Britt doesn't have his screen name listed in his profile.

The Man: By the way, do you have any idea where the Reasons to Hate Dr Unne thread could possibly have gone off to? The more I hear about that thread, the more I want to read the whole thing.
The Man: But it's gone now, apparently.
Britt: The one with Stuffed Regis?
The Man: Yeah. Where he posted like 300 times or sometihng.
The Man: er, where they posted like 300 times
Britt: Bleys killed it in a pruning, to my knowledge.
The Man: Why????
Britt: He didn't mean to, I don't think.
The Man: Ah. :p
The Man: Does anyone know where it is?
Britt: He has it in a backup somewhere.
So we're in the clear whenever Bleys feels like finding the file and posting here. But since he's still away for the time being, we'll give him some breathing room, 'k? Cool.

And Other: Yeah, I agree. I really liked seeing Stuffed Regis show up again too. :p Come back, Stuffy! We miss you! *gets shot by a sniper*

Peace
The Man
06-20-2002, 08:25 AM
Rainecloud

I disapprove of the existence of 'Stuffed Regis'.

He is cold-hearted, offensive and annoying.

However, he is loveable, in a strange sort of way.
06-20-2002, 12:18 PM
crono_logical

OOC: We should have a poll asking which out of Stuffed Regis and Other has the better avatar :D

*likes the exploding Unne one* :p

Is Stuffed Regis really that offensive?
06-20-2002, 03:06 PM
The Man

OOC: Britt made Other's avatar long ago, based on Unne's "*head explodes*" saying. Yep.

I don't find Stuffed Regis offensive at all.

Peace
The Man
06-20-2002, 07:43 PM
Tokki Wartooth

Hey! How come Stuffed Regis' avatar is bigger than 60x60?!
06-20-2002, 08:16 PM
crono_logical

Er, it's not? :p It's within the avatar size limits, both file size and image size. :) (60x60, under 5kb)
06-20-2002, 10:43 PM
Loony BoB

No, I'm pretty sure that Stuffed Regis has an oversized avatar, crono. It's one of the perks of being so farking kew.
06-20-2002, 10:57 PM
crono_logical

*dies*

I checked Other's avatar the first time round, not Stuffed Regis's - no wonder it seemed alright to me :p
06-20-2002, 11:07 PM
Super Christ

I'd say the oversized avatar is a perk of being a pretend person.
06-21-2002, 07:27 AM
Del Murder

Man too many people are too many other people.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that crono_logical is really Loony BoB and xXGRIEVERXx is really Del Snizz.

As for the thread: yah it was great. Hope you can find it, Ranny, I mean Manny.
06-22-2002, 08:42 PM
Funkmonkey Deluxe

The "100 Reasons to Hate Dr. Unne" thread was, in my opinion, one of EoFF's greatest moments. Should the thread never be recovered, I say that we make a new thread entitled, "100 MORE reasons to hate Dr. Unne"! That is if the good Doctor doesn't mind... Or, we could make a "100 Reasons to Not Hate Dr. Unne"...?
06-22-2002, 08:46 PM
The Man

There was a thread entitled 4036 Reasons to Praise Dr Unne and Drink Bacardi. Stuffed Regis appeared in that, too. And we still have that thread.

Whatever new thread gets created would not be the same without Stuffed Regis, and until Mäjken regains her internet access and Sean decides to come back for good (which may never happen), I doubt that Stuffed Regis will truly return. :(

Peace
The Man
06-22-2002, 09:32 PM
Other

Well I'm always here, aren't I? Aren't I?