Sexiest EoFF Member Of All Time Competition (Who needs the world cup?)

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06-22-2002, 03:20 PM
Rainecloud

Sexiest EoFF Member Of All Time Competition (Who needs the world cup?)

It's a Saturday afternoon, and I'm incredibly bored. So, after hours of mediation, I've come up with a perfect idea for a thread. Now, we all know that we've just had the 'Ciddies', but not every single Ciddie was as prestigious as we would have liked. So, let's take one of the greatest categories from the ciddies awards and hold a large tournament to decide who the absolute sexiest member of EoFF really is.

I'm not sure whether this thread will receive a decent response or not, but your votes would be very much appreciated. The winner of this competition will receive a very special prize - from myself, of course.

Only 10 members can make it through to the tournament brackets, so here are 5 groups with some of the most active members included. Just like the best screen name tournament, send me a PM with your votes included. Please remember, choose two people from each group that you would like to see included in the competition.

Group 1

Squally Leonharty
Scottie
Britt
Tiffiekins
Dr Unne

Group 2

Agent Proto
Del Murder (Del Bond)
Mikztsu
Cute & Dangerous
Skye-Chan

Group 3

edczxcvbnm
Rainecloud
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Naitsirk (Naedd o Dnalnyff)
Cloud of Midgar

Group 4

Wyllius
Tatum
Loony BoB
CloudDragon
Red Wizard

Group 5

The Man
Crunchy Beverage
xXGRIEVERXx
ShlupQuack
Spatvark

If you've not been included, it either means that you're not sexy enough, or you're not one of the top 25 posters...

*Hopes this thread will get some sort of a response*

The prize is good, I can promise you that. Oh, and please, feel free to explain to us all why you're so sexy, and you might persuade others to vote for you. Remember, this award is highly sought after...
06-22-2002, 03:27 PM
Griever

I'm not sexy. Why am i up there?

*poses*

PM me for a photo and i'll send you a picture of some mildly attractive model.
06-22-2002, 03:40 PM
Zifnab

Wait...without photos, how would we know who's sexy? By avatar?!
*goes to change theme*
Seymour doesn't do it for most gals ^_~
06-22-2002, 03:41 PM
Rainecloud

Link your photos to this thread. If you do that, I'm sure you'll have a better chance of winning.

*Is easily persuaded to rig voting*
06-22-2002, 03:42 PM
Nait

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I am so beautiful.
06-22-2002, 03:56 PM
Zifnab

Just so you know, I'm not trying to be James Bond ^_~
06-22-2002, 04:31 PM
Del Murder

Quote:

Originally posted by Cloud of Midgar
Just so you know, I'm not trying to be James Bond ^_~

Better not be. I'm watching you.

Raine, good idea for a contest. I'll vote when I get back to LA. Though I think it will be hard to go up against the likes of Britt and ShlupQuack.
06-22-2002, 04:59 PM
edczxcvbnm

I am so DAAAAAAAAAMN sexay because I have muscles to size of the rocky mountains and I have beautiful hair that has the magical ability to be seen as what ever a person thinks the sexiest hair style is for me.

I have really tight leather pants to show off my great ass *bends over*

I have a 25 foot dick that is 8 feet wide.

These are the reasons I am the sexiest member here!
06-22-2002, 05:01 PM
Nait

Quote:

Originally posted by edczxcvbnm
I am so DAAAAAAAAAMN sexay because I have muscles to size of the rocky mountains and I have beautiful hair that has the magical ability to be seen as what ever a person thinks the sexiest hair style is for me.

I have really tight leather pants to show off my great ass *bends over*

I have a 25 foot dick that is 8 feet wide.

These are the reasons I am the sexiest member here!

"No! No! I am... NOT an animal.... I am.... A... HUMAAN..." >=P
06-22-2002, 05:09 PM
Wyllius

http://wyller.tripod.com/cgi-bin/Cut.txt

http://wyller.tripod.com/cgi-bin/Cut2.txt

And a Reason; I'm not Sexy.
06-22-2002, 05:13 PM
Dew Drop

Well, here's a link. It's all horrible, I need to scan it on the good scanner -_-

Oh my god! It's ugly!
06-22-2002, 05:24 PM
Red Wizard

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Yeah, I'm dead seksay. *poses*
06-22-2002, 05:31 PM
Britt

Don't go there, girlfriend.

I'm not going to win this, because I'm not sexy; I'm cute. But whatever floats your boat.
06-22-2002, 05:42 PM
Wyllius

I wish you'd just admit that you were a Boy from Brazil who escaped Rio and managed to procure a facelift and new family Britt, it'd make my job easier.
06-22-2002, 05:42 PM
Rainecloud

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See my picture *attaches*

It proves without a shadow of doubt that I am going to win this competition.
06-22-2002, 06:52 PM
Selphie

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Im am so sexy^_^
06-22-2002, 07:08 PM
Loony BoB

Nice idea, I think. Although it's a pity that there was such an extreme lack of girls that I find oh-so-sexy. Ally immediately comes first - although she's rarely around =/. Same for Ariel... but c'mon! Sita, Thorn! ;_; ASHLEY. SEXIEST VOICE EVER. She's Umi_Butterfly, now renamed MinTee, btw. Um... yeah. I guess Ally, Ariel, Thorn, Sita Atis and MinTee are the ones that really should be in there. Instead of the guys. They never did turn me on. ...except for Matt. And Chickencha. But they're just... Matt and Chickencha. *dies* Oh, and it's sad that Kildarre isn't there, either. =/ You just wait until he finds out!

Oh well. Pictures... uh... oldest to newest, I guess.

Not Quite Sexy.
06-22-2002, 07:27 PM
Griever

No digital camera and no scanner. y'all are just gonna have to use your imaginations.
*winks*
*notes "y'all" is not sexy at all*
06-22-2002, 07:35 PM
Shoyku

How did this turn into that?

I love it! :love:
06-22-2002, 07:59 PM
Rainecloud

Incredibly sexy pictures, everyone. Especially you, BoB.

Keep your votes coming in, this contest should prove to be reasonably interesting.
06-22-2002, 08:11 PM
The Man

Here's a reason why I'm sexy: Lookit my avatar. That's me. How sexy is that? *dies*

Okay, okay, that's really not me, and all things being fair, I think Cute&Dangerous should probably win this competition, myself. Either her or Nait. *nod*

Peace
The Man
06-22-2002, 10:57 PM
Mikztsu

*@__@*

Hmm, well, I guess I won the male thing just under a week ago, so I don't need sudden urge to compete in this again.:laugh:

I noticed there's not so many female candidates, so replace me with one of them. One of those Daniel mentioned and/or Calliope too, she "deserves" to be in this too. If I was to choose though, I'd nominate RSL.
06-22-2002, 11:06 PM
Pancaek

*s e x a y*
06-22-2002, 11:29 PM
Spatvark

Uhh... that's about as close as I get to sexy these days...
06-23-2002, 02:57 AM
Selphie

Quote:

Originally posted by Spatvark
Uhh... that's about as close as I get to sexy these days...

ooo! u are sooo sexay!! *fantasizes* *runs off*
06-23-2002, 03:19 AM
musashius

I'm part of the top 25 posters.

Guess I'm not sexy enough. *goes off into deep depression*
06-23-2002, 03:20 AM
Shoyku

Quote:

Originally posted by Musashius
I'm part of the top 25 posters.

Guess I'm not sexy enough. *goes off into deep depression*

That's a shame, a damn shame. ;_;
06-23-2002, 03:21 AM
The Man

I'm of the opinion that more names should be here. And I think it should've been a finalised thing like the whole Screen Names competition, perhaps. I very much doubt Dr Unne would care about this award at all, for example.

I'm on it. I don't know how, though, since I've never posted a photo of myself, and Musashius has more posts than I do. Well, whatever. I guess you can yell at Rainecloud, Mushy. :rolleyes2

Peace
The Man
06-23-2002, 03:58 AM
Selphie

I think this guy should win. I mean, look at the uber sexiness!! LOOK AT IT!! *skeddadles*
06-23-2002, 09:22 AM
Squally Leonharty

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*clings on Lara Croft's breasts* :D
06-23-2002, 10:59 AM
Shlup

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I find the lack of sexual descrimination in this competition disturbing. How could anyone find a male sexier then a female? They have no curves, no breasts, no flowery smell. They are square lumps. Down with males!
06-23-2002, 12:18 PM
Rainecloud

Shlup, you were cute, not sexy. There's a big difference there.

My money's on Skye-Chan winning this competition. She's incredibly curvy.

Thankyou for the votes, everyone. The response has been great so far. I'll tally up the results of the first round very soon.
06-23-2002, 04:50 PM
Del Murder

Well, I don't have my own computer with internet right now but if you want to see a picture of me, refer to the goofy picture thread or just look at my sig. I'm not too different looking than old Seanny boy down there (Connery, not Ciddie).

Hmm, babies aren't sexy, Shluppy. Luckily for you I have a thing for Melissa Joan Hart. *awaits :mad: or :eep:*

*KF7 Soviet's his votes*
06-23-2002, 05:49 PM
Rainecloud

Round One Is Now Closed.

Results:

The members highlighted in bold advance to the next round. After round two, all five eventual winners will compete in a vicious 5-way brawl, which will determine the sexiest ever EoFF member. Yes, it's an unusual method of calculating votes, but a good one nonetheless. The main reason for that is so that we can get the tournament done in three rounds. I know nobody around here likes waiting, so let's get the results in quick.

Group 1

Squally Leonharty - 3
Scottie - 3
Britt - 10
Tiffiekins - 6
Dr Unne - 2

Group 2

Agent Proto - 2
Del Murder - 4
Mikztsu - 2
Cute & Dangerous - 8
Skye-Chan - 8

Group 3

edczxcvbnm - 0
Rainecloud - 10
Kawaii Ryûkishi - 8
Naitsirk - 6
Cloud of Midgar - 1

Group 4

Wyllius - 8
Tatum - 7
Loony BoB - 6
CloudDragon - 0
Red Wizard - 2

Group 5

The Man - 4
Crunchy Beverage - 3
xXGRIEVERXx 1
ShlupQuack - 9
Spatvark - 6

Right, now onto Round Two.

Again, send your votes to me in a PM, and only vote for one person in each 'Match'.

Round 2:

Match 1

Britt Vs Tiffiekins.

Match 2

Cute&Dangerous Vs Skye Chan.

Match 3

Rainecloud Vs Kawaii Ryûkishi.

Match 4

Wyllius Vs Tatum.

Match 5

ShlupQuack Vs Spatvark.

Get your votes coming in. This should prove to be interesting...
06-23-2002, 05:55 PM
The Man

Gah, I didn't make the cut. That's what I get for being an evil Rabite.

Ah well. Congrats to everyone who made the cut. :D

Peace
The Man
06-23-2002, 06:51 PM
Britt

Quote:

Originally posted by ShlupQuack
They have no curves, no breasts, no flowery smell. They are square lumps.

No. I have curves and a flowery smell. You're just bitter because I have no forward handicaps to contend with. *dances about freely*
06-23-2002, 06:54 PM
Wyllius

Quote:

Originally posted by Britt

No. I have curves and a flowery smell. You're just bitter because I have no forward handicaps to contend with. *dances about freely*

I have this irrestable urge to hunt Britt and throw him in a zoo. Then sell the rights of the adventure to make a musical, but that's enough of those urges.

Well done all.
06-23-2002, 07:03 PM
Dr Unne

Thank you for not voting for me. About time.
06-23-2002, 07:06 PM
Rainecloud

I agree. It's about time you lost something, Unne. ;)
06-23-2002, 07:22 PM
Amazing Telephone

Why am I not in this tournament? I mean I'd lose right away, mainly due to the huge bias that people in EoFF have,. Just wondering why I'm not in here.
06-23-2002, 07:39 PM
The Man

Quote:

Originally posted by Wyllius
I have this irrestable urge to hunt Britt and throw him in a zoo. Then sell the rights of the adventure to make a musical, but that's enough of those urges.

I'm not so sure you should resist them, myself. :D j/k

Quote:

Well done all.

Indeed. *gives out another round of congratulations, just because he's in a congratulatory mood*

And Wyll: You said you weren't sexy. Gah. The evil reverse psychology trick works again!

Peace
The Man
06-23-2002, 07:42 PM
Griever

Blast it all to hell. *bangs head Kemosabe style*

I mean....ummm...congratulations all you secksay peeps you.

*plots master plan against Shlupquack and Spatvark.....and The Man coz he got more votes*
06-23-2002, 08:34 PM
Del Murder

How can James Bond lose a sexy contest?

*007's his votes*
06-23-2002, 08:41 PM
Rainecloud

These results have indeed been quite surprising.

Anyway, get your votes in so we can announce the winners and move on to the final round.

*Awaits*
06-23-2002, 08:44 PM
The Man

I think that Group 2 had by far the heaviest competition of any group in the contest, as everyone in that group could honestly be described as insanely sexy. I myself voted for the two girls in it in the first round, 'cuz, y'know, I'm more attracted to girls, being a heterosexual guy and all. And I have to say the two girls in that group are amongst the cutest at EoFF.

Meh, woteva. I'm not complainin'. It was a great idea, Rainey. :D

Peace
The Man
06-23-2002, 08:47 PM
Rainecloud

I agree, the competition has thus far been very heavy. I am looking forward to the clash between Wyllius and Tatum - it should be a confrontation of epic proportions!
06-23-2002, 09:22 PM
Loony BoB

I think four of these winners will be kinda obvious, and one I just *hope* goes to Tatum. Sister before father, I say. *nods?*

I'm assuming that those six votes came from people who didn't click the links in my previous post. *shakes head*
06-23-2002, 10:43 PM
Scottie

Can you guys stop putting me in all these ridiculous contests? Thanks.
06-23-2002, 11:01 PM
Spatvark

I've sooooo lost...

Oh... and Scottie, you're just too damned sexy to miss out! Hoochiemamma!
06-23-2002, 11:13 PM
Scottie

Um, no. I just find it amusing how people can vote a person without having any idea of what they look like.
06-23-2002, 11:20 PM
Jojee

Hehe I never participate in these things, but... wouldn't it make moer sense if all the groups were separated by gender? 0.o That way, you know, most of the time, guys vote for girls and girls vote for guys? ^_- More guys could vote than girls or vice versa ^^
06-23-2002, 11:24 PM
krissy

We had that. You weren't here. =P ;___;

Enter and get my vote tho. =x

Well, it's a definite tie between you and Bleys. What, his hat has so many diferent uses--. Err. Look, a puffy dog with a tail!

EDIT: YOU CAN'T ENTER. WHAT AN OUTRAGE MR./MRS. CORIEL BLAH-BLAH.
06-24-2002, 12:56 AM
ShadowNINku

I think I'm the sexiest...I don't post here like everyminute though but If I was in there I'd have a chance XD

LOL
06-24-2002, 02:34 AM
Frostie

go go c&ds..
06-24-2002, 03:11 AM
Tokki Wartooth

I needs the World Cup!

*votes anyway*
06-24-2002, 04:58 AM
Shlup

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Fine, you win, babies aren't sexy. *attaches a new picture* Hope you like 13-year-olds better!

Quote:

Originally posted by Scottie
Can you guys stop putting me in all these ridiculous contests? Thanks.

Oh, don't be a Snotty Scottie.
06-24-2002, 07:38 AM
Rainecloud

http://rainecloud.homestead.com/files/scottie.jpg
06-24-2002, 07:55 AM
Del Murder

Hmm, if you take away the bat and put in a lightsaber I think we'd have a winner.
06-24-2002, 08:11 AM
Rainecloud

http://rainecloud.homestead.com/files/scottiesaber.jpg
06-24-2002, 08:15 AM
Shlup

That came out rather well, Rainey. XD
06-24-2002, 08:16 AM
Selphie

Quote:

Originally posted by Rainecloud
http://rainecloud.homestead.com/files/scottiesaber.jpg

:D lol! *sad she didn't even get nominated*
06-24-2002, 01:24 PM
Mikztsu

Re: Sexiest EoFF Member Of All Time Competition (Who needs the world cup?)

Grr, so you didn't replace me with Calliope. >=\

By the way, I just noticed:

Quote:

Group 2

Agent Proto
Del Murder (Del Bond)
Mikztsu
Cute & Dangerous
Skye-Chan

...what kinda idea it was to put 'sexiest male', 'sexiest female', 'cutest female', 'Likely Bond' and his runner up (who are both extremely sexy, of course) in the same group, eh Rainey? :p
06-24-2002, 01:28 PM
Ferenan

Heh. That picture rocks Rainecloud. Heheh. He's a little Jedi!
06-24-2002, 05:45 PM
Rainecloud

Quote:

Posted by Mikztsu:

...what kinda idea it was to put 'sexiest male', 'sexiest female', 'cutest female', 'Likely Bond' and his runner up (who are both extremely sexy, of course) in the same group, eh Rainey?

Every competition has to have a "Group of death". Even the World Cup had one of those. It makes the competition more interesting and intense. I personally think that the groups were very well matched.
06-24-2002, 05:55 PM
Chemical

Quote:

Originally posted by Musashius
I'm part of the top 25 posters.

Guess I'm not sexy enough. *goes off into deep depression*

You're sexy in my books my Mushyness. ^____^ *hugs*
-

Has Britt won yet? >_>
06-24-2002, 07:10 PM
merizabeth

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I cannot beileve I've been excluded from the running.
06-24-2002, 07:17 PM
Wyllius

Quote:

Originally posted by Scottie
Can you guys stop putting me in all these ridiculous contests? Thanks.

I have a funny feeling Scottie's being serious about this, so why not cut the crap and respect his wishes.
06-24-2002, 07:52 PM
Dew Drop

Quote:

Originally posted by Britt

No. I have curves and a flowery smell. You're just bitter because I have no forward handicaps to contend with. *dances about freely*

Oi! Britty-biatch steal my thunder/sunshine!

*poses in a swimsuit...*

Well as soon as I can get a swim suit shot! *notes that will be never*
06-24-2002, 07:57 PM
Griever

Quote:

Um, no. I just find it amusing how people can vote a person without having any idea of what they look like.

Awww, c'mon. It's what's on the inside that counts. *checks*

Hmmm, nice intestines.
06-24-2002, 08:11 PM
Shira

Go ask Nicholas D. Wolfwood for a photo. He is sexy.
06-24-2002, 08:15 PM
The Man

Quote:

Originally posted by Tiffiekins
*poses in a swimsuit...*

Well as soon as I can get a swim suit shot! *notes that will be never*

Aw, crap.

Heh. If I'd have posted my prom photo, then I might have gotten some votes. But no. *pouts*

Ah well. I'm looking forward to the next round anyway.

Peace
The Man
06-24-2002, 08:16 PM
Shira

Why don't you post a photo then? I am kinda curious to see what you look like.

OOC: I don't have any of my photos on this computer. My dad has a few photos on one of the other computers, but I have no idea where. When he gets back, I may email the best ones to Angel so that they can get put in the album.

Peace
The Man

06-24-2002, 10:34 PM
Ashi

I would post a recent picture but, er- y'know how paranoid I am. xD I don't like pictures anyway.

Wyll is so hot it's almost a sin for me to be up next to him. ;D
06-24-2002, 11:03 PM
Tokki Wartooth

Quote:

Go ask Nicholas D. Wolfwood for a photo. He is sexy.

*drools over Nic D. Wolfwood* W-what? Oh, yeah. EoFF's seksiest competition. Sure, sure. *drools more*
06-25-2002, 01:53 AM
MecaKane

Quote:

Originally posted by merizabeth
I cannot beileve I've been excluded from the running.

I agree, there's nothing sexier than a girl holding a big ol' bottel-a-booze. ;)
06-25-2002, 02:12 AM
Cute&Dangerous

ermm..... *cough*

Okai, this contest is just mean to the people that lose! x_x

But if you don't want to die then... vote for me, Chauntell D! hehe Just Kidding of course since I would never shamelessly promote myself!

.... do it! :mad2:
06-25-2002, 07:58 AM
Rainecloud

Round 2 Is Now Closed...

Results:

Match 1

Britt - 6
Tiffiekins - 5

Match 2

Cute&Dangerous - 4
Skye Chan - 7

Match 3

Rainecloud - 5
Kawaii Ryûkishi - 6

Match 4

Wyllius - 4
Tatum - 7

Match 5

ShlupQuack - 6
Spatvark - 5

So, Brittie emerges victorious after a close contest with Tiffiekins, Skye-Chan pummels Cute&Dangerous to the ground in a no-contest - thos pictures didn't help, Chauntell, 'Kishi managed to defeat me without the use of sarcasm/wit, Tatum showed Wyllius who was the sexiest member in question and sexy ShlupQuack ousted Spatty with the aid of some cute pictures.

So then, this brings us to the final round. Just who is the sexiest member of Eyes on Final Fantasy? Only 5 members remain in the contest, and 4 of them will be defeated in the next round. Get your votes in, and only vote for one person in this final round. Let's read a little bit about some of the contestants:

Britt: A long time administrator here at EoFF. He's witty, charming, intelligent and extremely sexy. ~~His turn-ons include handcuffs, plastic cups and silky socks.~~ His turn-offs include anything rancid. He also has no reservations about censoring what he pleases. :D Will the former James Bond wannabe have your vote in this contest? Does he really care? We'll have to wait 'til the results are in to find out...

Skye-Chan: Another veteran here in the final five, and a very nice one at that. Skye is more loveable than sexy, but when she's in that randy mood, nothing will stand in her way. Her turn-ons include sitting in cupboards and taking pictures of herself with headphones on. Her turn-offs include nasty people and gone-off milk. Will secksay Skye receive your vote in the final?

Kawaii Ryûkishi: This Cid's knight is sarcastic, witty, amusing and sometimes moderately offensive. Even though only a few people have actually seen 'Kishi, some still say that he is the sexiest thing at EoFF. His turn-ons include sarcasm, wit and underage Japanese Schoolgirls. His turn-offs include dimwitted members. Will kinky 'Kishi get your vote?

Tatum: Yet another veteran here in the remaining five contestants. Tatum is too cute to be true, and everyone loves her so much, isn't that right? Her turn-ons include the Backstreet Boys, and any other manufactured boy band that you can think of. Her turn-offs include dog turd that has been dried in the sun, and carpies. Will tantalising Tatum receive your vote?

ShlupQuack: Shlup is one sexy babe, and that's why she's made it so far in this contest. Shlup seems to have a sexy magnetic field around her that attracts males towards her, trapping them forever in her clutches. Her turn-ons include Mickey Mouse and BJ. Her turn-offs include Corale Lorien (Me) and anything else that doesn't involve BJ. Will she have your vote?

The Final Round - Vote For One Person Only Please:

Britt
Skye-Chan
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Tatum
ShlupQuack

This should be quite interesting. Remember, the winner will receive a great prize. Get your votes in quick!
06-25-2002, 09:17 AM
Shlup

Re: My description

Very accurate, except the part about Mickey Mouse. He is the tool of the anitchirst (A.K.A. Micheal Eisner). XD
06-25-2002, 09:53 AM
philiplusted

Uh !
How can you vote for the sexyest person on the EoFF site when you aint seen half of them.
It dont make any sense.
06-25-2002, 09:57 AM
Griever

By the way they talk. Their attitude to life and love and everything. Sexy isn't all about looks. *hides*
06-25-2002, 12:12 PM
Shira

Besides, I've seen all their pictures except Kawaii Ryukishi's and Tatum's. Plus I agree with xXGRIEVERXx.
06-25-2002, 12:42 PM
Spatvark

What the hell?! That was actually close between me and Mandee! HAH! That's 5 people with no taste whatsoever *sniggers* Raine, I think you should name and shame everyone who voted for me there XD
06-25-2002, 01:07 PM
Shira

Spatty, don't get too triumphant. I think they just didn't realize that pic you posted up was you. I mean... I didn't believe it at first when I saw a normal pic of you. You don't... look... eighteen... you look kinda... thirty. XD

Then again, I don't know Mandee, but you kinda remind me of Kawaii Ryukishi (the way you talk and act) and people think he's sexy even though he never posts a picture of himself (doesn't even reveal his age...).

So maybe if you didn't show everyone how incredibly funny you look they'd vote for you? XD

Nahh, I'm bluffing. They all have bad taste, of course.

*XD's again*
06-25-2002, 01:54 PM
TidaRalique

Why should the contest even go on? We all know who the winner is going to be.
06-25-2002, 02:11 PM
Ashi

*Looks at Raine's post* @_@ Backstreet boys?!!
06-25-2002, 02:14 PM
Mikztsu

I'm pretty sure he meant Cackstreet Boys.

(It's not the same without sigs and all we had, but meh. ;) )
06-25-2002, 04:09 PM
Pancaek

*pummels random people all sexy-like*

Raine, do you know when you'll be announcing the final votes? I'm not gonna be here from the 27th till some other random day really far away, and it'd be a shame to miss it.
06-25-2002, 04:48 PM
Rainecloud

If everyone votes quickly, I'll announce the results sometime tomorrow.

If not enough people vote, it's going to be later.
06-25-2002, 05:29 PM
Leeza

*votes*

Good contest, Rainecloud. There were some very tough voting decisions on this one.
06-25-2002, 05:53 PM
Melted Snowman

I won Mr. EoFF but was left out of this? Oh the humanity. ;)
06-25-2002, 06:58 PM
Del Murder

Re: Re: Sexiest EoFF Member Of All Time Competition (Who needs the world cup?)

Quote:

Originally posted by Mikztsu
...what kinda idea it was to put 'sexiest male', 'sexiest female', 'cutest female', 'Likely Bond' and his runner up (who are both extremely sexy, of course) in the same group, eh Rainey? :p

That could have been a better final in itself. Much better than two people I've never seen and Melissa Joan Ha--*gets shot by Sniper, from beyond the grave*

I'm very angry that Raine didn't win with his lightsaber picture. LIGHTSABERS ARE SEXY, PEOPLE!
06-25-2002, 07:03 PM
Lightning_Demon

* Is saddened he isn't in contest... *
06-25-2002, 07:09 PM
CloudDragon

*never got a chance to post his sexy pictures for the first round*

Good luck to the remaining. This does seem kind of messed up *pesters Rainey*
06-25-2002, 07:31 PM
Dew Drop

Do I have permission for a short outburst of disbelief?

...DAMN!

I lost by one vote! *hits self for not voting* Dannnnng.

*salutes Britt* Well done their sir
06-25-2002, 08:30 PM
Griever

Quote:

(doesn't even reveal his age...).

Or sex. I'm just guessing. One week he's male, next she's female.
06-25-2002, 10:01 PM
Rainecloud

This competition isn't messed up. I actually think it's going rather well.

If you haven't voted, please vote now. The competition is closing tomorrow, because Skye-Chan is threatening to murder my children if I don't hurry up.

*Wants to announce a winner quickly*
06-25-2002, 10:26 PM
CloudDragon

Meh, I guessed I needed to word that differently. What I meant was the final round, how there are 5 people but you can only vote for 1. IMO, I happen rather not to like that, BUT these are YOUR rules and you can make it whatever way you want to.:D

*Votes now*
06-26-2002, 02:48 AM
Cute&Dangerous

*loses*

Meh I won sexiest female somehow though? Oh well good job Nicole (skye-chan)! ^_^

;_;
06-26-2002, 07:01 AM
Shlup

Quote:

Originally posted by Shira
Then again, I don't know Mandee, but you kinda remind me of Kawaii Ryukishi (the way you talk and act)...

Last time I checked, I wasn't into the tentacle raping of criminaly underaged school girls, which is Kishi.
06-26-2002, 07:09 AM
Sita Atis

Quote:

Originally posted by Cloud of Midgar

*goes to change theme*
Seymour doesn't do it for most gals ^_~

He does it for me :) I had the Seymour avatar until Shadow complained he was evil and made me switch to Aya.
06-26-2002, 07:28 AM
Rainecloud

I suppose I may as well announce the results now. Thankyou to everyone that voted. You fine people have made this contest highly entertaining. The voting surprised me actually, as I expected a certain Administrator to win...

The Final Round Results:

Britt - 2
Skye-Chan - 6
Kawaii Ryûkishi - 0
Tatum - 1
ShlupQuack - 2

Congratulations, Skye. You've won our rather silly and pointless contest. I actually expected Britt to win, but you simply must have a more sexy presence, Skye. Congratulations, and here is your prize:

1,000 of Rainecloud's prestigious "I Am Sexy" points, which are to become a regular thing around here. Everybody wants them, so I'd advertise it in your signature right now if I were you. Expect some jealousy from the other members, but I'm afraid that's what comes with being a winner. Oh, and you also get to be happy in the knowledge that you're the sexiest person on the boards, bar none.
06-26-2002, 07:29 AM
Shira

Quote:

Shlupquack
Last time I checked, I wasn't into the tentacle raping of criminaly underaged school girls, which is Kishi.

Oh, I was talking to Spatvark.
06-26-2002, 07:40 AM
Del Murder

I also expected Britt to win, even though I took this contest seriously and voted for the member I ~~feared the most~~ thought the sexiest.

Congrats to Skye. I am envious of your sexy-Raine points.

Now that this contest has ended, let's spam up this thread. Raine can you please doctor the entrants photos so that they are holding lightsabers?
06-26-2002, 07:48 AM
Rainecloud

Don't spam up the thread, Del. I still have a good use for it yet. Here is your chance to earn some Sexy Raine points. Take sexy pictures of yourself, and I shall award you lots of points. What? Pervert?

As for the lightsabers? Fine... *Gets to work*
06-26-2002, 07:59 AM
Del Murder

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Aw Rainey, I was just kidding. But I realize that some people don't realize it most of the time (like in a thread with CloudRider). That's probably how things like this turn into problems that warrant their own threads to deal with. I know this thread still has good use. We have to congradulate Skye and discuss the results of the contest. Therefore I am un-spammifying this thread.

Anyway, you promised sexy points for a sexy picture of me, so, to revive an old joke...
06-26-2002, 08:09 AM
Rainecloud

http://rainecloud.homestead.com/files/nait.jpg

http://rainecloud.homestead.com/files/tif.jpg

http://rainecloud.homestead.com/files/wizard.jpg

http://rainecloud.homestead.com/files/cute.jpg

The last one is purely a joke. I would never want anything like that to happen to Chauntell. Really, I wouldn't.
06-26-2002, 08:28 AM
Corale Lorien

I disapprove of this entire competition. *Disapproves*
06-26-2002, 08:33 AM
Shira

Rainecloud: XD

I'm surprised Cute&Dangerous lost... Didn't anyone look at all the pictures The Man gave so much effort to post?
06-26-2002, 09:33 AM
Griever

Quote:

Didn't anyone look at all the pictures The Man gave so much effort to post?

That was BoB, but it might as well have been The Man. He seems to be infatuated with her also.
06-27-2002, 03:21 AM
Britt

I could not have lost to a more worthy opponent, except maybe Mandee. *nods* I'm actually quite honored to have tied for second. =D
06-27-2002, 08:59 AM
Shlup

*beats Britt up and steals his money*

Oo, a nickel! *glee*
06-27-2002, 09:21 AM
Ariel

Congrats, Skye. =D
06-27-2002, 12:57 PM
Cute&Dangerous

Rainecloud - I'll get you for this!! ;_;
06-27-2002, 03:00 PM
Squally Leonharty

*huggles and kissles Chauntell*

Awww... Let's beat him up. :p *beats him up* *nods*

How DARE you to mock Chaunty? [/overprotective]

*dies*
06-27-2002, 04:07 PM
merizabeth

Quote:

Originally posted by Rainecloud
Oh, and you also get to be happy in the knowledge that you're the sexiest person on the boards, bar none.

You mean sexiest member of the top 25 posters.

(still thinks it's a shame so many were excluded from the running)
06-27-2002, 04:21 PM
Dr Unne

Yay for Skye. Too bad she's not around to acknowledge the results, but I know she heard about them anyways.
06-27-2002, 04:25 PM
The Man

quote:
Originally posted by Griever
That was BoB, but it might as well have been The Man. He seems to be infatuated with her also.
BooB is infatuated with beautiful women in general. And I just happen to like her as a person and think she's one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in photo or in person. If that qualifies as "infatuation" in your book, I suppose I'm guilty. O_o

quote:
Originally posted by Squally Leonharty
*huggles and kissles Chauntell*

Awww... Let's beat him up. :p *beats him up* *nods*

How DARE you to mock Chaunty? [/overprotective]

*dies*
XD

Anyhoo, I think Skye and Chauntell are the two sexiest members at EoFF, myself. But then again, I'm not really fit to judge the guys here. Still... congratulations, Skye. :)

Edit: Inexplicably, I forgot Shlup. She's sexy too. Then again, I probably forgot to mention her because I can't realistically think of her in that context, seeing as she has a boyfriend and such. Yop.

Peace
The Man
06-27-2002, 04:34 PM
Nicolas

Well, it doesn't really matter who won. Rainecloud didn't even put some people not one of the top 25 posters. Ah well. Chauntell, good try. . . I would've voted for you, but meh. . . I don't vote often in these things. Oh, of course. Congrats, Skye.

*tips hat.*
06-27-2002, 04:36 PM
MecaKane

Many congats to Skye-chan. I hope she and her sexy points live happily ever after.
06-27-2002, 04:47 PM
Rainecloud

Chauntell = Cute.
Skye-Chan = Sexy.

There's a whole world of difference there, everyone.
06-27-2002, 04:56 PM
The Man

quote:
Originally posted by Rainecloud
Chauntell = Cute.
Skye-Chan = Sexy.

There's a whole world of difference there, everyone.

I find it so very odd that the Ciddies contradict that conclusion completely. *noddage*

Peace
The Man
06-27-2002, 04:59 PM
Rainecloud

Well, that just shows you how accurate the Ciddies are, doesn't it?

I think my competition has provided a more accurate result.
06-27-2002, 05:01 PM
The Man

Yes, Chauntell is Cute&Dangerous and Skye-chan won your contest. So? ;)

Well, woteva. I find them both cute and sexy, I s'pose.

Peace
The Man
06-27-2002, 05:03 PM
Rainecloud

I understand your meaning, now.

We should force Skye-Chan to change her name to either "Sexy-Chan" or Sexy-Skye-Chan".
06-27-2002, 09:51 PM
Loony BoB

I'm sorry, and I don't mean to be cruel to either of the two... but Skye isn't sexy, she's cute. And Cute&Dangerous is more sexy than cute. But more so beautiful, I guess.

But yeah, I've always found Skye cute, and nobody can change my mind on how I think of her but Skye herself. *nods* She's kew. :)
06-27-2002, 09:54 PM
Nicolas

Quote:

Originally posted by Loony BoB
I'm sorry, and I don't mean to be cruel to either of the two... but Skye isn't sexy, she's cute. And Cute&Dangerous is more sexy than cute. But more so beautiful, I guess.

But yeah, I've always found Skye cute, and nobody can change my mind on how I think of her but Skye herself. *nods* She's kew. :)

My thoughts. . . er, not exactly, but close enough. BoB. You've taken the words right out of my mouth.
06-27-2002, 10:01 PM
Cute&Dangerous

pfft, thanks!... but no. ^_^

w00t! Good job Skye!! You sexy beast, you! hehe

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