Without Spam - The greatest song parody ever (self-proclaimed)
NOTE: To any mod/admin/recognized member who's name appears in the following song parody who wishes they be removed from said parody please message me and the transaction will be completed as soon as possible.
Well, here's my big 'I'm back' surprise, though I bet nobody will read it since no one visits the Writer's Corner. Anyway, it goes to the tune of 'Without Me' by Eminem. I worked a LONG time on this.
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'Darth Hermit, real name no gimmicks'
Two trailer park spammers' posts rouse up the Knights;
rouse up the Knights, rouse up the Knights
*scratches*
Two trailer park spammers' posts rouse up the Knights;
rouse up the Knights, rouse up the Knights
*scratches*
Guess who's back
Back again
Murder's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. *hums*
We've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see spammers no more
They like serious posts better
Well if you wanna be serious, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of spam mixed with a hearty snicker
Some wisecracks that'll jump start this board quicker
Than an enforcing when you get enforced at Eyes on Each Other
By Del Murder when your not being entertaining
When you post essays that tend to be nausiating
You waited a week, now stop debating
Cause we're back, posting like mad and instigating
I know that you're an admin Mr. Bleysie
But come spam with us and you'll never be complaining
So the Knights on staff won't cut us slack
Or let us post off track, except for ShlupQuack
They try to close 'How Della Got His Groove Back'
But it feels so empty, without our smack
So, come on and spread, spam in your thread
Screw that, spam all you can, until we're all banned
And get ready, cause this spam's about to get tasty
Though I might get hit with a lawsuit, screw you kishi!
Now this looks like a job for spam
So everybody, post all you can
Cause we need a little, off-topic-jam
Cause EoFF feels empty, without spam
I said this looks like a job for spam
So everybody, post all you can
Cause we need a little, off-topic-jam
Cause EoFF feels empty, without spam
Little jokes, newbies feelin imposed
Embawwassed they tlk lik dis in ther posts
They start feelin like spamming the most
'Til You want me to PM you to ask to remove my name? you do have a high opinion of yourself, don't you. -Wyll comes along on a mission and yells CLOSED!!!
A forum prom, a poem by Auron
Could start a revolution, spammin' the forums
All night, and it's all right in that
Unlike other crap, happiness our spam does attract
And it'd be a disaster, like getting hit by a bus
For you to never know the sniper was Spat; you asked for us?
Well we're back, da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
*bzzt* Start a repo man spam agenda and then let the
Fun begin, in the Chat of Gen like a party
With Stuffed Regis, back to praise Unne and drink Bacardi
We're witty, the best thing since the Ciddies
Sitting in your Writer's Corners and kidding
*bzzt* Stop this?, resist we must
Feel the sadness, as everyone makes a fuss
Without our madness, the gladness will bust
Like Unne's head, Other's thread, No spam for us?
Now this looks like a job for spam
So everybody, post all you can
Cause we need a little, off-topic-jam
Cause EoFF feels empty, without spam
I said this looks like a job for spam
So everybody, post all you can
Cause we need a little, off-topic-jam
Cause EoFF feels empty, without spam
A-posting apposing, We go screen for mean-ing
Anybody who's talkin closing those things
Anti-spam endorcing, you can get an enforcing
Worse than them little newbie underlings
And BoBBy? You can get stomped by Crunchy
You eighteen-year-old thread closin' newbie
You can't stop us, you're too Loony, let go
It's over, nobody listens to Proto
Now let's go, just give us a topic
We'll be there with a whole list of tangents that go off it
We then post, entertainin' without flamin'
Ever since Ogre turned himself into an acronym
But sometimes when we begin
Everybody only wants a discussion
So this must mean our spam must end
But we just find another place to begin
Though we're not the first Queen and Knight of spam
We are the worst thing since Sugpo was banned
To post off topic so humorously
And use it to amuse profusely
(Hey!!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other noob spammers emerge
But no matter how many times 'trout' gets banned
It'll be so empty, without spam
Now this looks like a job for spam
So everybody, post all you can
Cause we need a little, off-topic-jam
Cause EoFF feels empty, without spam
I said this looks like a job for spam
So everybody, post all you can
Cause we need a little, off-topic-jam
Cause EoFF feels empty, without spam
Spam-I-am-am-am-am, am-am-am-am-am
am-am-am-am-am, am-am-am-am!
Spam-I-am-am-am-am, am-am-am-am-am
am-am-am-am-am, am-am-am-am!
Noobs!
Re: Without Spam - The greatest song parody ever (self-proclaimed)
Yeah, it was great... *kills self*
Something about enforcing....
