Pass the Bleys, please

*FFV forum*

Oh it's on.

Hmm... I dunno, I'd probably have to be put in the position before I'd really be able to answer. I'm thinking... no.

That real-life movie (Survival?) was disturbing. So it shouldn't really be in the lounge. I've no idea how the book was though. Maybe someone in the Writer's Corner can tell us.

:choc:

When you think about it, a large majority of the human body if nutritious. :o

But I couldn't stand eating another person for some reason. :|

*Moves thread to a whole 'nother forum for good measure* xD

Magestarward we go.

You guys need to stop abusing your staff powers. :mad2:

*Artist's Gallery*

Now, now, children. Enough of these shenanigans.

*moves to General Squaresoft*

Humans eating humans is just wrong, I'm not sure how it works with other species. . . Would it really matter all that much if a pig ate bacon? I'd probably resist cannibalism at least untill I was too weak to move, then I'd have no choice but to die. :) The system works.

Oh, yeah, as if this has anything to do with Squaresoft. :rolleyes2

*Feedback Forum*

Now see, if we had a welcoming newbies forum this whole mess could have been avoided.

And I also have a few smilies I would like to be added.

i would like to eat dr unne's brain so i could be smart and no longer be stupid

Why the hell are we screwind with this thread? Ah goodie. My time to shine, I suppose.

Doe art thou lazy,
Move thee to Poet's Corner.
Do as Proto says.

I will not eat him with a spoon
I will not eat him with Dr Unne
I will not eat him eat him in this thread
I will not eat him on my head
I will not eat him as a joke
I will not eat him when he's broke
I will not eat green Bleys and ham
I will not eat him, I'm too full of spam.

To the Staff forum we go.

Del Murder? Yeah, ban him. Never liked the guy.

EDIT: Study Hall.

Dear Journal,

Today wasn't that bad. Afterall, it's not likely that we see a thread like this in Daily Grind. So yeah.

Yours truly,
Proto

Back to Poets Corner, where it'll never be seen nor heard from again.

...

Why are we doing this again? *eats Prot*

You answered your own question.

Mmmmmm....Shlup.

*performs a trick shot manouerver into some dark long forgotten world forum* :p

I guess Britt gave up here on this Wings thing, no?



EDIT: I wonder when someone will find this? :p

I wonder when will BoB remove that redirect in the Staff Forum. xD

* sprinkles the Bleys on the Protato salad *

* eats *

People don't have wings.

1) Towns, the movie is "Alive". And no, they weren't.
2) Tony, I made this thread last year. Shame on you.

Oh yah, well your thread didn't end up in some hidden forum.

*boots in some weird place*

They'll never find it here in General Chat.

I wouldn't eat a human. Well, not unless it has been slaughtered and bled in the proper kosher way. That isn't even possible with most people. It's considered unclean to eat an animal that has neither feathers, fur, nor scales.

*PMs all Mods telling them to move this thread*

*takes a map*
...
*looks around*
...
*starts to cry*
...
Wanna eat some human's flesh...

I'm hungry. :(

Maybe.
Depends how hungry I was.

Chaos

*offers Leeza some left over Bleys*

I've got a number of refreshments aswell. People seem to like Root Beer with their Bleys. ^^

"To the bottom we go..."

*moves it... uh... here*

Hee-haw. Y'no, I wonder why he never went 'hee-haw'... I guess he was just to good for it.

oh man...thats a very tought question...


in some civilizations cannabilism is looked at as 'absorbing the person's strengths and powers' by eating them so its not considered a bad thing really.

But. well i dont know. I dont think i could eat anyone i cared about

or a person for that matter. Every bite i would take i would think in my mind 'your eating a PERSON for god's sake!!!!'

You people scare me.

*tries to move the thread*

*realizes that he no longer has the power*

*runs away*

If I was starving and the other person was dead, sure, why not?

I uderstand your problem, I used to go through the same thing.

I agree with Unne here.

Your true friends wouldn't eat you. You just need to make sure that those people you hang out with are your true friends.

If you like that girl you should tell her. Maybe you could ask her over for...dinner.

seriously, wtf is this? some sort of wacky perverse mess? What's this doing in the EoEo forum? it's spam filled!

with that said, I would only eat humans if there were a way to find flesh on them. Since the requirement is that they die (of starvation probably), they would have very little fat on them, much less muscle.

So it wouldn't be very filling.

This must be the first time PG discovered this thread. :D

I bite people, does that count as cannibalism? :)

Depends. Do you swallow?

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Originally posted by Del Murder
Depends. Do you swallow?

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Naw. I just bite people's arms.

* bites on Del Murder's arm *
*chomp *

Quote:

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Originally posted by Del Murder
Depends. Do you swallow?

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That just sounds funny XD

As hard as it is to eat someone, I think I'd like to stay alive. I guess if the friend said it was okay to eat them and then died I guess I'd have to but I wouldn't want to prepare and cook them. Of course the idea is just really sick to me so I'll make sure never to be in that position.

*drops an oversized novelty paperweight on the thread here in EoEO*

There. Oh, and yeah, I'd never eat a human. They only taste like chicken anyway.

...umm...not that I'd know, or anything...*cough*...

Cheers.

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Originally posted by Shiroi Kumo
There. Oh, and yeah, I'd never eat a human. They only taste like chicken anyway.

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Really?
*bites on Aika's arm *
*chomp*
Hmmm... You taste so good...

BTW, eating a human will be one of the last thing I'll do in order to survive... Even if she/he is already dead...

If it becomes possible to synthesize meat in the laboratory, should technicians be permitted to synthesise human flesh and sell it on the general market?
yum yum.

Soylent Green crackers....that would be tasty. :)

Hurrah, the black market is a great place to buy synthesized meat. No really, it is. :tongue:

off to the study hall

I can't imagine eating them raw would be too healthy...

But preparing and cooking isn't something I could do...

Maybe i'll just make mine a nice rare, so it's in between. There we go.

This thread hasn't been good in Study Hall. *sends it to the Open Source Project as detention*

50 lines of HTML, by 5pm, thankyaverymuch.

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YOU MERE MORTALS
CAN'T HANDLE HIM!
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<liglt;He's a taoist</li>
<liglt;He's edible</li>
<liglt;He wants you too</li>
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Good work.

*sends off to a faraway place*

Knock it off, seriously.

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Originally posted by bennator0
<liglt;He's better than Del Murder</li>

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I'll give you that. Man's jucier than a smoothie bar.

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Originally posted by Gau
Knock it off, seriously.

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*warm feeling*
I like this thread.
*more warm feelings*

Quote:

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Originally posted by Del Murder
I'll give you that. Man's jucier than a smoothie bar.

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* agrees *

* continues munching on Bleys *

Hmmm... FFT thread...
*takes a quick look at Ramza and gets by his side*
Do you know if there's some Bleys left?

Dammit, I didn't think anyone would look here!

Name: Bleys
Class: Earth Magician
Level: 45
Gender: Male
Preferred Weapon: Staff

Stats:

ATK 65
BLK 80
ACC 77
MGC 152
MBLK 129
EVD 114

HP 36/8241 (yup, there's some of him left, if anyone's still hungry)
MP 845/845

Background:

An ORPG addict and a hacker, he stumbled across something he shouldn't have, and became trapped inside the game itself, unable to logout, and left to wander inside the generated worlds as if they were real - they may as well be as far as his senses tell him. His only clue to escape back into reality is to search for a rare item not heard by almost anyone else in this world - The Dusk Key. Fortunately, along with his inability to exit the game and being forced to play until this item is found and activated, (as well as the lack of the need to eat anymore in such a virtual world, so has no danger of being eaten here by himself or others), he has an ability to interact with the game itself much more closely than a normal player can do using normal interfaces, providing him with extraordinary powers to help him in his quest, some of which are still unknown for him, and may even be working against his wishes.

Right now, I am so hungry. Can someone pass me that roasted leg of Bleys and some catsup? :)

And someone cast Cure 3 on him so we can have more Bleys.

REALLY! HOW MANY TIMES ARE PEOPLE GONNA ASK FOR BLEY'S BODY PEICES.
1) i dont think hes dead yet.......right now that is
2).....but if he IS dead then how long will the peices last..seems like its been gong around for a while.and i will NOT eat someone if they are dead and i am very hungry..
*pukesat the thought*
what if their are maggots and other things.....i like my periods....

Quote:

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Originally posted by Guu
Name: Bleys
Class: Earth Magician
Level: 45
Gender: Male
Preferred Weapon: Staff

Stats:

ATK 65
BLK 80
ACC 77
MGC 152
MBLK 129
EVD 114

HP 36/8241 (yup, there's some of him left, if anyone's still hungry)
MP 845/845

Background:

An ORPG addict and a hacker, he stumbled across something he shouldn't have, and became trapped inside the game itself, unable to logout, and left to wander inside the generated worlds as if they were real - they may as well be as far as his senses tell him. His only clue to escape back into reality is to search for a rare item not heard by almost anyone else in this world - The Dusk Key. Fortunately, along with his inability to exit the game and being forced to play until this item is found and activated, (as well as the lack of the need to eat anymore in such a virtual world, so has no danger of being eaten here by himself or others), he has an ability to interact with the game itself much more closely than a normal player can do using normal interfaces, providing him with extraordinary powers to help him in his quest, some of which are still unknown for him, and may even be working against his wishes.

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I am *this* close to hunt you down and beat you with a stick, mister Knight.



Oh well, close enough......

Ed, close this already.

=o Don't close the newbie thread...

madness. *moves to Male Itch*

Male Itch... Since it's a Male Itch, I'll bring the beer!
*looks around a bit*
May we take some Bleys' blood in order to mix it with the beer?

Edit -> There's no more Male Itch... Sorry guys, forget about the beer...

Can someone tell me in which forum this thread originally started?

*kicks into The Lounge*

Cheers.

I'll make this thread disappear when I go to bed and make it reappear tomorrow morning.

simple solution

you are in the desert with Bleys. Hes about to die but you dont want to die so you...

1) ask if you can eat him when hes gone

2) give him you last drop of water

3) finish him off and eat him\


yeah...heh.

*runs from nutty admins who are always yelling at us for spam but they are causing a ton themselves*

**Places a homing device on thread.**

Seeing as I'm a rabbit now. I have picked this thread as my breeding ground. :o

*stamps best thread ever* :|

**Shoots Jon many times.**

No humpin' on mah propety, ya hear?

You people crazy like Hannibal Lector!

Is it just me or is EoFF slowly going bonkers?
*moves to your mom's house*

That's just the Bleys Effect, also known as infectious stupidity.

Pase me that tongue! *eats*

**Spreads the disease and moves to FFVII Forum.**

Quote:

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Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
Is it just me or is EoFF slowly going bonkers?
*moves to your mom's house*

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You wait til everyone changes gender >=D

Would people be more willing to eat a female or male Bleys, by the way?

move it to somewhere where no-one posts.... What? you want me to come up with a witty location or something?


Anyway, I'd eat Bleys if someone paid me to do it

hmmm

Leena tastes better than Gareas...

well look what i found in the Final Fantasy Movie / Music Forum.....
*trys to kick to Random ORPG Forum.....fails*
bah..

I wouldn't eat anything or anyone, just for the heck of it.

That's not what you said last night.

(SPOILER)I know how to revive Aeris.

DelEveryone Does

What is the point of this thread again, and why is it moving around?

Sounds like a question that belongs in Feedback. *nods*

Quick question... which Forums is this not in?...

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Originally posted by ChocoboDragon
Quick question... which Forums is this not in?...

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I don't know, but it's definatly in.... lets see.... Chrono Cross/Trigger.

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Originally posted by ShlupQuack
definatly

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Good ol' California public school system.

Mwaha, fooled that Danny Boy there. Good ol' California Public School System indeed. :D

'Kishi keeps telling me to stop doing that, but my brain just don't never catch on.

Hah, every time I check a forum, just to see the new threads or topics, I keep seeing this. :D

Hey, Cheffie, if you ever read this, what is the best way to serve a Bleys?

Stop spamming, heathens! That's it; I'm hiding this in Magestar, where no one'll ever see it again. Wa. Ha. Haa!

Hi. :choc:

A dark cloud descends over the GameSquad, the host of EoFF. Deep fogs encroach the office buildings, and the air is still. Suddenly, an ominous figure, as if by magic, seems to part the fog with no effort, and passes through it. Bleys Maynard, walking crookedly and nursing what appears to be a broken arm, stumbles towards the building. Moving his hand briefly from his arm to adjust his vest, the reason for his arm requiring aid becomes apparent. He has been bitten, and is missing a rather large amount of flesh. Keeping pressure on the wound is the only thing stopping it from causing him to bleed to death on the spot.

But there is still little time.

He reaches the front doors, and pulls them open. Limping into the front lobby, his gaze meets that of the receptionist, whom only looks up briefly, then non-chalently returns to her computer work.

"I need to speak to the tech in charge of the server hosting Eyes on Final Fantasy," Bleys huffs.

"Excuse me, sir?" comes the reply, with only a raised eyebrow registering as any change of her expression, and continues to type away.

"Eyes on Final Fantasy, Eyes on Final Fantasy! I need to find the one who is responsible for maintainng the server it's hosted on!" Bleys' voice is a mixture of desperation and hostility. This was a matter of life and death, and here was this pencil pusher, treating it like everyday business!

"One moment sir, I'll look up that file." The receptionist reaches for her mouse, and Bleys can see her minimize a window. He peers around to take a look at the screen. As he does, a chill runs along his spine.

By the Gods, it's Windows Millenium! This will take forever! he thinks to himself, and starts to panic.

"Miss, this is rather urgent, is it possible you can just tell me where the server is located and I could go see if the tech is there?" Bleys begins to fidget some, partly from the dull pain, partly from the impatience welling inside him.

The receptionist is still business as usual. "Do you have an appointment, sir? I can't allow you to roam the halls freely--"

This is all Bleys is prepared to hear. Turning sharply, he heads down the hallway in search of the server, barely registering that she is screaming at him from behind.

"Hey, come back here! You can't just run through these offices unescorted!! Security!!"

There was no time to heed her voice. The server had to be reached, and soon. Door after door he passed, with no hints as to whether or not the server he sought was located there or nearby. Left, right, left, right...he had entered a virtual maze of corridors, with no indication of the server he needed being nearby. Another left. Still nothing. Then, at the end of the hallway...

He focused, as best he could with his weaning strength. Peering at the nameplate on the door at the far end of the hallway he was in, he could barely make out the faint lettering:


Eyes on Final Fantasy server
Authorized access only

Yes! There it is! Now, to finally put an end to this thread! he cheered to himself. He started to pace down the hallway. Halfway down the hallway, he heard an authoritative voice demand from behind,

"Halt! You are under arrest!"

EDIT: Damnit, Proto...how about letting it sit still long enough for my reply to make sense??

Bleys on rye bread sounds pretty good.